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| Nigerian Police Be Like by SexyNairalander(op): 8:40pm On May 24, 2015 |
[b]Nigerian Police Be Like: 1. why is your laptop bag empty,u want to steal laptop and keep it in the bag abi, oya enta motor! 2. The victim committed Suicide, but we just arrested the person that killed him..... 3. Oga, dis your Range Rover Sport fine o. oya use am take jam dis wall make we check weda ur airbag dey work perfectly. But u no gree? oya park!!! 4. why your car no get A/C  ? u wan use heat kill yourself...u wan commit suicide, we will rather arrest you than let you commit suicide?.. OgaPark well! 5. the picture in your license you carry Afro with beards, why do u Now carry low cut without beards uhn? Ogbeni Abeg come down. 6. why do u have fertilizer in your boot? You dey grow weed abi? you must Follow us to station. 7. Hey mr man only you with 3 beautiful ladies inside your car, na where una dey come from, ok you don chop yahoo money now, u wan go flex with all dis ladies shey, oya park before i lose my temper. 8. To where Mr man? Next junction with half tank of fuel in ur car? Parkiiii ! TRUE/FALSE [/b] 1 Like |
| Re: Nigerian Police Be Like by yungbillionaire(m): 8:45pm On May 24, 2015 |
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| Re: Nigerian Police Be Like by olu77(m): 8:48pm On May 24, 2015 |
Very true |
| Re: Nigerian Police Be Like by rawpadgin(m): 8:51pm On May 24, 2015 |
He funny small |
| Re: Nigerian Police Be Like by SexyNairalander(op): 8:57pm On May 24, 2015 |
rawpadgin:u be police officer? |
| Re: Nigerian Police Be Like by rawpadgin(m): 9:05pm On May 24, 2015 |
SexyNairalander:I resemble one |
| Re: Nigerian Police Be Like by SexyNairalander(op): 9:09pm On May 24, 2015 |
rawpadgin: this one you no too find am funny na. . .e b lyk xa police newa harrass you before |
| Re: Nigerian Police Be Like by Tylerblaze9(m): 9:16pm On May 24, 2015 |
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| Re: Nigerian Police Be Like by ginawest(f): 9:37pm On May 24, 2015 |
very very very true |
| Re: Nigerian Police Be Like by troot: 9:46pm On May 24, 2015 |
As in 1 Like
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| Re: Nigerian Police Be Like by SexyNairalander(op): 9:53pm On May 24, 2015 |
ginawest: |
| Re: Nigerian Police Be Like by Faremisodeeq(m): 10:41pm On May 24, 2015 |
Funny a little |
| Re: Nigerian Police Be Like by Poseidon000: 3:51pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
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