I saw this hilarious joke on facebook and decided to share.

NAIJA POLICE BE LIKE!!!
1: why is your laptop bag empty,u
want to steal laptop and keep it in the
bag abi, oya
enta motor!
2: The victim committed Suicide, but
we just
arrested the person that killed
him.....
3: Oga, dis your Range Rover Sport
fine o. oya use am take jam dis wall
make we
check weda ur airbag dey
work perfectly. But u no gree? oya
park!!!
4: why your car no get A/C? u wan
use heat kill
yourself...u wan commit suicide, we
will rather
arrest you than let you commit
suicide?.. Oga Park
well!
5: The picture in your license you
carry Afro with
beards, why do u Now carry low cut
without
beards uhn? Ogbeni Abeg come
down.
6: why do u have fertilizer in your
boot? You dey
grow weed abi? Follow us to station.
7: Your car radio is playing "Ema
Dami Duro"young
man, if u want to say something, you
better say it
directly!!!
8: Hey mr man only you with 3
beautiful ladies
inside your car, na where una dey
come from, ok
you don chop yahoo money now, u
wan go flex
with all dis ladies shey, oya park
before i lose my
temper.
9: You dey use ur leg walk for road
they go ask where is ur helmet.
10:You dey push ur okada to filling
station because fuel finish they will
say ehen u don go steal am abi oya
start the okada make we see.
TRUE/FALSE...

Naija police$their wahala.