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adeh39:
So you dey toast her for backyard before abi

Kontinu

Which shoki you wan do? Come on, go and meet that girl u are toasting joor

scentmarlc:
ahhhh no be soo oga miii **sobbing** i just say make i eat fish today nii, since na meat i dey chop since

scentmarlc:
haaaaaaaa kingTom come help me beg ooooooooooooo ***my wife has gone --- again oooo***

Mrbee21:
...*Adeh39 no mind both of dem,dem dey copy hw moves*...#abeg adeh39 i dy backyard dey wait 4 u,4 dat syd my papa dy pack him keke{abeg wear that g-string ur bf bought 4 u if u dy cum}

adeh39:



Hey Mr man, u dey try me ooo

KingTom:
Weyrey

Mrbee21:
...*Adeh39 no mind both of dem,dem dey copy hw moves*...#abeg adeh39 i dy backyard dey wait 4 u,4 dat syd my papa dy pack him keke{abeg wear that g-string ur bf bought 4 u if u dy cum}

scentmarlc:
oga wehrey

scentmarlc:
Oya where are my Nairaland e-Family:

Goshikid
Sweetsoup
Stephenqueen
Twaci
Adeh39
Trypa
Braintouch
Ipledge
Orijin101
KingTom
Aminat508
Cowleg
KingLekan

Allofuna, oya put mouth for this mata wey dey ground so.....yarn me una obsessions.

I Know for a fact that SUBBIED FOR MISS NAIRALAND was AMINAT508 's Obsession **i dey find trouble, hian!!!!!**

scentmarlc:
Evening guys, sorry you havent heard from me all day. Its fuel palava ooo. Anyways, i came across something thats will be beneficial to us all. Its not just one of my long epistles, its a rising menace. Its also something i am suffering from. Its called "OBSESSION". If you wana know about the causes,types,symptoms, its dangerous effects, medications et al... Just click /p3DhdK-b1 . Who knows, you might just be helping someone. Thank you and have a blissful nightrest........


Up above is the broadcast message i sent to my friends. Its a really long epistle on Obsessive-compulsive Disorder. A painless and unseen ailment that ravages the human mental balance. Please Note, i created this thread to share my obsessions with you, yea, i have three of them am currently battling.

MY OBSESSIONS:

1. Fear of Soup:

For those who know me, i can faint if you force me to eat in your house. There is this fear about anything prepared with palm oil, pepper and lots of other cooking ingredients that scares me. Am so obsessed with this fear that practically, i hardly stay long in a friends house to avoid being offered food. Am good with juice and snacks but a compound meal like amala, rice bla bla in any where other than my house, close relative or a restaurant is a no-no

2. Fear of Bike:

In 2012, i had a terrible bike accident in which i summersaulted and landed on my arms. It happened in auchi. How i managed to survive a head crash is still a miracle. Nowadays, i constantly see d images even while am driving. To make matters worse, i always feel like the bike carrying me now is gona summersault the next minute. Am so obsessed with this fear. Walking on the street hasnt been easy either.

3. Fear of Police/Thief/Army:

In short, let me just say, i fear or practically go into shock anytime i see a gun. In 2006, 2012, and 2015, have close shave with Guns. From robbery to checkpoints and robbery again, the fear is boundless. I feel so cold and liver-stricken anytime i drive close to a police checkpoint. The mere look on their face makes me wana poo. I was robbed at gunpoint and the experience has refused to depart.

4. Fear of Girls

Now this is not to say i fear them literarily. But i meant, anytime i begin to get close to a lady, my fear of leaving her shots up. I begin to tremble at her sight and far gone in thought. Tis is a result of my imminent tendency to carry out a revenge mission on her. Why? .... It happens that have had some misplaced relationship in the past in which i was badly hurt. All my relationship after d sour encounter have been poisoned with my bad notion and "backup" mentality about ladies in general.

MORAL OF THE STORY
Obsesisive compulsive disorder is caused by:
Constant fear
Phobias
Over cleaniless
Over emphasy
Die hard arguments
Distress and tiredness
Greed and so on.....

I wish i cud write the long epistle here, but you just have to take a bold step by clicking http://www./p3DhdK-b1 or click the post under health section here www.nairaland.com/2338791/obsessive-compulsive-disorder-unknown-killer . There you would find the dangerous and damaging effects of obsessiveness.

So guys, feel free to share your own obsessions

goshikid:
WADSUP MAN?

opedaydydx9:
Anyways am obsessed with my bbm contact, she's always sending me sexy pics nd, semi nudes...... Ok with nudes as well

opedaydydx9:
obsession or phobia??

scentmarlc:
dat sounds like a good obsession

scentmarlc:
phobias, constant fear, over hygienic, nude memories etc are things that human do get obsessed about. If yu a phobia, yu may stil get over it not long after yu discover it....buh if left after a long time, yu become obsessed with d phobia.

opedaydydx9:
am not agreeing buh nice analysis though........... Shows ur smart

opedaydydx9:
omo, I just no fit post the pics ni, balls done almost burst for here before the match fixed for Monday

scentmarlc:
broozzzzz i hail thee ooo

scentmarlc:
bro u fit post am for my inbox make i see d evidence

goshikid:
OK! HOWUDY?

opedaydydx9:
d babe trusted me with D shit, it will be immatured of me to leak it man!

scentmarlc:
i hear yu ooo

Aminat508:
Losun jooooo

scentmarlc:
aminatu oree mii. How e go be nah. Shey uno wan forgiv me nii

scentmarlc:
i hear yu ooo

Aminat508:
Chai motigbo oooo