Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home - Jokes Etc (3)

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Missmossy(f): 7:02pm On Jun 04, 2015

Hahahahaha grin

this is really amusing. Ride on Mr carrot cheesy

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 7:02pm On Jun 04, 2015

Ishilove:
Buhahahahahaha!

just add 'RI' to it and the joke is complete

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Aringarosa(m): 7:04pm On Jun 04, 2015

Damn!!! This funny thread is brought to the FP. Lmao!!

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by darlenese(f): 7:04pm On Jun 04, 2015

This brought back memories of my childhood

I remember stuffing my stomach with a pillow and pretend to be a heavily pregnant woman , placing my two hands Behind my back and dragging my feet on the floor,

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by ikorodureporta: 7:05pm On Jun 04, 2015

DonDemu:
Sometimes when my mom is not at home, I like to to lie on my back, open my legs wide and pretend i am in labor. My two balls being twins coming out thru my d.ck. Head first of course.

...issokay.........got a keg of v'line for you!

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by freecocoa(f): 7:05pm On Jun 04, 2015

Ok now, is this like a real thread?

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Ishilove: 7:06pm On Jun 04, 2015

darlenese:
This brought back memories of my childhood

I remember stuffing my stomach with a pillow and pretend to be a heavily pregnant woman , placing my two hands Behind my back and dragging my feet on the floor,

I think we all did that cheesy

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by aventura: 7:07pm On Jun 04, 2015

sometimes when my mummy is not at home I like to I put head in between the chairs and pretend that I'm a dickhead aka Isiamu

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Sijo01(f): 7:07pm On Jun 04, 2015

alberto2k:
[color=Teal]
If e make FP i go deactivate sef
[/color]

Your account is still active bro. Be a man of your words like Buhari's trekker

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by OkikiOluwa1(m): 7:08pm On Jun 04, 2015

IbileArmy:
Haa I ruv you

I sight you, madman.
Your post is not funny.
This thread is dedicated to people practicing madness

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 7:08pm On Jun 04, 2015

Na so madness dey start

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by hasmuz(m): 7:08pm On Jun 04, 2015

[quote author=6ty6ix post=34381636][/quote] grin

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by StevenJay01(m): 7:08pm On Jun 04, 2015

Sometimes when my mum is not around,I go to the bathroom,grab a soap and self-service myself pretending I am f**king a b**ch

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by UjSizzle(f): 7:11pm On Jun 04, 2015

My exact reactions to the OP

huh

(huh)

(Seriously wtf is this)

grin

(Okay it is kinda funny when you imagine a carrot man)

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by alberto2k(m): 7:12pm On Jun 04, 2015

jaybee104:
Oboi e don make FP o

[color=Teal] Cc: Ishilove farano Lalasticlala seun

which one of u did this to me? [/color]

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by jaybee104(m): 7:14pm On Jun 04, 2015

alberto2k:
[color=Teal]
Cc: Ishilove
farano
Lalasticlala
seun

which one of u did this to me?
[/color]

Lolx.. Sell your accnt to me na

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by VickyRotex(f): 7:14pm On Jun 04, 2015

Lmao!!!

I haven't laughed this hard in 4 days. Nice one Op.

Oh my cheesy

The lady with the yam porridge comment got me rotfl.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by alberto2k(m): 7:14pm On Jun 04, 2015

Sijo01:
Your account is still active bro. Be a man of your words like Buhari's trekker

[color=Teal]
Someone did this to me on purpose. . .

am suspecting my wife Farano
Or my Concubine Ishilove

Lala and seun are both humble men
[/color]

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by benedictac(f): 7:14pm On Jun 04, 2015

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

U mean u just made me waste my MB?

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by harry509: 7:15pm On Jun 04, 2015

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

I tot is sumtin mature n reasonable post. Mtcheeewwww.

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by alberto2k(m): 7:18pm On Jun 04, 2015

jaybee104:
Lolx.. Sell your accnt to me na

[color=Teal] $35,000 is the starting price

this account is Diamond encrusted [/color]

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Olodapsing(m): 7:18pm On Jun 04, 2015

I don't know if anybody ever try this, trying to balance between on and off of a bulb switch and see what happens.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Neplusultra(f): 7:19pm On Jun 04, 2015

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by alberto2k(m): 7:20pm On Jun 04, 2015

agarawu23:

modified:-
Alberto2k , the thread is on FP o you must deactivate

[color=Teal]
blame the mods

my account is now up for sale
[/color]

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Ellylace(f): 7:21pm On Jun 04, 2015

When my mum's not around I bring out the squirt guns and yell "War Start!" ..and rage all around the house wif my bruvaz. cheesy

...That was 10 yrs ago..Now I just play with my pink and purple rabbits (pun intended) grin

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by KELVIN086: 7:21pm On Jun 04, 2015

standd:
Sometimes when my mom's not at home, I enter the biggest pot, cover myself with Knorr, Ugwu leaves, dry fish, palm oil and salt and pretend I am Yam-Porridge

Cc: Ishilove, Obinoscopy, Farano, Seun

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Matttthew(m): 7:22pm On Jun 04, 2015

alberto2k:
[color=Teal]
If e make FP i go deactivate sef
[/color]

U avnt

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Luckygurl(f): 7:23pm On Jun 04, 2015

Lmao!!! This thread is damn funny....

Lemme go with the thrend
Sometimes when my mom is not at home, I bully my younger sister into doing all the chores and act as the madam....

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by pomsky: 7:23pm On Jun 04, 2015

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

[size=14pt].......one day, you will be eaten by a goat![/size] grin

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by jaybee104(m): 7:25pm On Jun 04, 2015

alberto2k:
[color=Teal]
$35,000 is the starting price

this account is Diamond encrusted
[/color]

Lols dollars for Nigeria?

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by alberto2k(m): 7:26pm On Jun 04, 2015

Ishilove:
Buhahahahahaha!

[color=Teal] Busted

i know u deliberately did this to me [/color]

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