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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Missmossy(f): 7:02pm On Jun 04, 2015
Hahahahaha grin grin this is really amusing. Ride on Mr carrot cheesy
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 7:02pm On Jun 04, 2015
Ishilove:

Buhahahahahaha! cheesy
just add 'RI' to it and the joke is complete
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Aringarosa(m): 7:04pm On Jun 04, 2015
Damn!!! This funny thread is brought to the FP. Lmao!!
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by darlenese(f): 7:04pm On Jun 04, 2015
This brought back memories of my childhood



I remember stuffing my stomach with a pillow and pretend to be a heavily pregnant woman , placing my two hands Behind my back and dragging my feet on the floor, smiley

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by ikorodureporta: 7:05pm On Jun 04, 2015
DonDemu:
Sometimes when my mom is not at home, I like to to lie on my back, open my legs wide and pretend i am in labor. My two balls being twins coming out thru my d.ck. Head first of course.
...issokay.........got a keg of v'line for you!
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by freecocoa(f): 7:05pm On Jun 04, 2015
Ok now, is this like a real thread?
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Ishilove: 7:06pm On Jun 04, 2015
darlenese:
This brought back memories of my childhood



I remember stuffing my stomach with a pillow and pretend to be a heavily pregnant woman , placing my two hands Behind my back and dragging my feet on the floor, smiley
I think we all did that cheesy
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by aventura: 7:07pm On Jun 04, 2015
sometimes when my mummy is not at home I like to I put head in between the chairs and pretend that I'm a dickhead aka Isiamu

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Sijo01(f): 7:07pm On Jun 04, 2015
alberto2k:

If e make FP i go deactivate sef angry



Your account is still active bro. Be a man of your words like Buhari's trekker smiley
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by OkikiOluwa1(m): 7:08pm On Jun 04, 2015
IbileArmy:

Haa I ruv you
I sight you, madman.
Your post is not funny.
This thread is dedicated to people practicing madness

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 7:08pm On Jun 04, 2015
Na so madness dey start

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by hasmuz(m): 7:08pm On Jun 04, 2015
[quote author=6ty6ix post=34381636][/quote]
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by StevenJay01(m): 7:08pm On Jun 04, 2015
Sometimes when my mum is not around,I go to the bathroom,grab a soap and self-service myself pretending I am f**king a b**ch

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by UjSizzle(f): 7:11pm On Jun 04, 2015
My exact reactions to the OP

(huh)

undecided (Seriously wtf is this)

grin (Okay it is kinda funny when you imagine a carrot man)

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by alberto2k(m): 7:12pm On Jun 04, 2015
jaybee104:
Oboi e don make FP o
Cc: Ishilove farano Lalasticlala seun

which one of u did this to me? angry angry

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by jaybee104(m): 7:14pm On Jun 04, 2015
alberto2k:

Cc: Ishilove
farano
Lalasticlala
seun


which one of u did this to me? angry angry
Lolx.. Sell your accnt to me na
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by VickyRotex(f): 7:14pm On Jun 04, 2015
Lmao!!! cheesy

I haven't laughed this hard in 4 days. Nice one Op.

Oh my cheesy

The lady with the yam porridge comment got me rotfl.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by alberto2k(m): 7:14pm On Jun 04, 2015
Sijo01:



Your account is still active bro. Be a man of your words like Buhari's trekker smiley

Someone did this to me on purpose. . .

am suspecting my wife Farano
Or my Concubine Ishilove

Lala and seun are both humble menangry
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by benedictac(f): 7:14pm On Jun 04, 2015
IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

U mean u just made me waste my MB?

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by harry509: 7:15pm On Jun 04, 2015
IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.
I tot is sumtin mature n reasonable post. Mtcheeewwww.
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by alberto2k(m): 7:18pm On Jun 04, 2015
jaybee104:
Lolx.. Sell your accnt to me na
$35,000 is the starting price grin

this account is Diamond encrusted grin
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Olodapsing(m): 7:18pm On Jun 04, 2015
I don't know if anybody ever try this, trying to balance between on and off of a bulb switch and see what happens.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Neplusultra(f): 7:19pm On Jun 04, 2015
grin cheesy
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by alberto2k(m): 7:20pm On Jun 04, 2015
agarawu23:
grin

modified:-
Alberto2k , the thread is on FP o grin you must deactivate

blame the mods angry


my account is now up for sale angry
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Ellylace(f): 7:21pm On Jun 04, 2015
When my mum's not around I bring out the squirt guns and yell "War Start!" ..and rage all around the house wif my bruvaz. cheesy

...That was 10 yrs ago..Now I just play with my pink and purple rabbits (pun intended) grin

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by KELVIN086: 7:21pm On Jun 04, 2015
standd:
Sometimes when my mom's not at home, I enter the biggest pot, cover myself with Knorr, Ugwu leaves, dry fish, palm oil and salt and pretend I am Yam-Porridge


Cc: Ishilove, Obinoscopy, Farano, Seun undecided
grin
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Matttthew(m): 7:22pm On Jun 04, 2015
alberto2k:

If e make FP i go deactivate sef angry
U avnt
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Luckygurl(f): 7:23pm On Jun 04, 2015
Lmao!!! This thread is damn funny....

Lemme go with the thrend
Sometimes when my mom is not at home, I bully my younger sister into doing all the chores and act as the madam....

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by pomsky: 7:23pm On Jun 04, 2015
IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.


[size=14pt].......one day, you will be eaten by a goat![/size] grin

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by jaybee104(m): 7:25pm On Jun 04, 2015
alberto2k:

$35,000 is the starting price grin


this account is Diamond encrusted grin
Lols dollars for Nigeria?
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by alberto2k(m): 7:26pm On Jun 04, 2015
Ishilove:
Buhahahahahaha! cheesy
Busted undecided

i know u deliberately did this to me angry

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