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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Precioussilas10: 7:30am On Jun 05, 2015
StarryV:
Ok ok ok we've gotten the gist, so how can we help you?? You said 'please help me' how can we do dat? Do you want us to turn you to a real carrot?
You funny o
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by mixratio(m): 7:49am On Jun 05, 2015
wen am home alone I go to the pot of soup and steal meat and pretend am a thief
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by DrBulalaa(m): 8:34am On Jun 05, 2015
When my mum is not at home, I become daddy and ishilove becomes mummy and we do what daddy and mummy do at night.
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Dexema(m): 8:59am On Jun 05, 2015
Vivalavida99:
Hilarious.... cheesy grin


Op is suffering from undiagnosed manic depressive psychosis, he should sick help.
He should SICK help? Pls tell me that's a punchline grin
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Dexema(m): 9:02am On Jun 05, 2015
When my moms nt at home iput on her clothes and pretend to be caitlyn jenner...........abeg na joke o!
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by free37: 10:27am On Jun 05, 2015
Funny grin
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by killercute16(m): 2:51pm On Jun 05, 2015
alberto2k:

If e make FP i go deactivate sef angry
Caught in the act
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Cavenchy(m): 10:39am On Jun 06, 2015
Dexema:
When my moms nt at home iput on her clothes and pretend to be caitlyn jenner...........abeg na joke o!

Lol #dead
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Spells(m): 11:28am On Jun 06, 2015
A hoe digging a hole with a hoe, how ironic.
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by flames007(m): 5:45pm On Jul 03, 2015
IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.
you'r not like a carrot par se,you'r actually a carrot!
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by flames007(m): 5:49pm On Jul 03, 2015
StarryV:
Ok ok ok we've gotten the gist, so how can we help you?? You said 'please help me' how can we do dat? Do you want us to turn you to a real carrot?
lolz,u b magician.
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by StarryV(f): 8:41pm On Jul 18, 2015
flames007:
lolz,u b magician.
. Bros I no know wetin the poster wan make we do for am na.
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by StarryV(f): 8:10pm On Aug 15, 2015
flames007:
lolz,u b magician.
[size=20pt] i don't mind becoming one just to grant her wish. [/size]
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by jbblues24(m): 9:45pm On May 30, 2019
Let me take a nap... great colour, anyway. undecided

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