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Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jun 06, 2015

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by elohorayodele: 10:39pm On Jun 06, 2015

Aitee1:

S-BAN matter. How are you doing?

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by GodwinTobi(m): 10:39pm On Jun 06, 2015

Suarez is the Fayose of football..... two controversial characters...... back to d topic...
it can b annoyin when sum1 ask u such questions . T his is common in warri

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by Deefuray(f): 10:40pm On Jun 06, 2015

You call me by 2: am and ask " are you sleeping?'
me: 'no I'm picking beans'
Or
You see me after a long while and ask“ na your face be this” me :“na my mama face when she dey young or na my nyansh be this oo”

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by Spells(m): 10:40pm On Jun 06, 2015

@Op u don jonez for number 3, if person too drink e fit vomit, if food follow wrong place person fit vomit n so on...... So op for that u too wack...

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by stag: 10:40pm On Jun 06, 2015

Hilarious! grin

"My pikin you don wake?"

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Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by wahalababe(f): 10:42pm On Jun 06, 2015

i came,
i saw,
i read,
i posted a comment,

Now.....i walk away

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by elemic(m): 10:43pm On Jun 06, 2015

You got wet in the rain and someone saw you and was like, "you see rain?...

No, I go swim..

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by laserjet: 10:43pm On Jun 06, 2015

Na waoo....this recycled thread make front page? undecided

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Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by McEwen(m): 10:43pm On Jun 06, 2015

Aitee1:
Don't tell me in your dream land you expected them to beat almighty barca?

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by Bigdreams(m): 10:44pm On Jun 06, 2015

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by lobinche101(m): 10:44pm On Jun 06, 2015

U jam me 4 bathroom u still dey ask wetin i dey do? Bros i dey f**k ur mama

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jun 06, 2015

lovaleenny:
And this made fp

And u made a comment undecided

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by QueenHeart(f): 10:47pm On Jun 06, 2015

opeyemhi:
I was bathing a while ago, the shower was on, my sis knocked my bathroom and was like, are you showering?

ok we knw u hv shower in ur bath rum

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by YODATAB: 10:48pm On Jun 06, 2015

Person call you for midnight dey ask 'you never super?' no, i dey pick beans

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by TopWinner(m): 10:49pm On Jun 06, 2015

Okay. This is like the 500th time this has come on here.

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by soleexx(m): 10:49pm On Jun 06, 2015

Na so persin ask me for street...

Guy na u bii dis?
I say hahah no no na my granpa when he still young..

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Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by 360ng: 10:50pm On Jun 06, 2015

funny

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by nonjebose(m): 10:51pm On Jun 06, 2015

Smartlux:
hmmmm,, fp o!!!

hahahaha

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by holicalpha(m): 10:52pm On Jun 06, 2015

lovaleenny:
And this made fp

ina sonki walahi

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by Kingsasian(m): 10:52pm On Jun 06, 2015

netmoneywizard:
Clears throat

I dedicate this space to Cristiano Ronaldo cuz I'm happy messi didn't scoscore

at least he knows messi is light years better than he is.

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by zik4ever: 10:52pm On Jun 06, 2015

lobinche101:
U jam me 4 bathroom u still dey ask wetin i dey do? Bros i dey f**k ur mama

Very dirty, defiling and disgusting.

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Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by Aitee1: 10:53pm On Jun 06, 2015

elohorayodele:
S-BAN matter. How are you doing?

I'm good! Taken coffee already?

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by gbemsone(f): 10:53pm On Jun 06, 2015

nice 1

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by holicalpha(m): 10:54pm On Jun 06, 2015

opeyemhi:
I was bathing a while ago, the shower was on, my sis knocked my bathroom and was like, are you showering?

. That's right na.... Maybe the shower was just a decoy, maybe you were M.asturbating grin

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by frisky2good(m): 10:54pm On Jun 06, 2015

FP in a few minutes?

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by ruggedtimi(m): 10:58pm On Jun 06, 2015

Aitee1:
Don't tell me in your dream land you expected them to beat almighty barca?

aitee...U re beautiful. i cnt stop lookng @ ur dp

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by abtmaviz(m): 11:00pm On Jun 06, 2015

omanifrank:
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol .

2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! .

3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. .

4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. .

5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... .

6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .

7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* .

8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... .

9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... .

10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. .

7 and 8 got me rolling on the floor... grin

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Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by elohorayodele: 11:04pm On Jun 06, 2015

Aitee1:
I'm good! Taken coffee already?

Hahaha, no nah. How can I take coffee on a weekend too? Once sleep blink at me I blink twice and go to bed nah. What are weekends for

Re: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by vislabraye(m): 11:04pm On Jun 06, 2015

omanifrank:
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol .

2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! .

3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. .

4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. .

5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... .

6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .

7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* .

8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... .

9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... .

10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. .

Dont Forget To Share

I have seen this post before. Any way, let me add my own.

U see me dey enter plane you come ask, "you wsn travel?"
I dey take malaria tablet, yiu still dey ask if I get malaria.

Person see me dey light stove and put pot of water on top, you come adk whethet i dey boil water.
I don run marathon race finish come fall for ground, person come ask me whether i don taya.

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