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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by cococandy(f): 9:14pm On Jun 12, 2015
CSTR2:
If only guys know the amount of malignant bacterias that a man can swallow from the cleanliest pusssy in the world, they would vomit for a year.
And we all know the average pusssy is a bacteria- mine field and is far from clean.
Keep on sucking, una hear.
The rate of MouthAction related throat cancer has skyrocketed.

that's a lie. there's more bacteria in the average mouth than the vaggina.
If you won't give head to her, might as well not kiss too.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 9:14pm On Jun 12, 2015
coogar:


wake-up head!
it starts like a dream in your head until you open your eyes and realise it's actually happening. i'm so lucky to be a man. grin

getting head these days = hugging in 1992. grin

Lol, chics even ask most times if the head is good, and how they can get better.

And some might even ask you if they can pierce their tongue, just to add some spice to it, with the tongue ring. grin
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by coogar: 9:15pm On Jun 12, 2015
CSTR2:
If only guys know the amount of malignant bacterias that a man can swallow from the cleanliest pusssy in the world, they would vomit for a year.
And we all know the average pusssy is a bacteria- mine field and is far from clean.
Keep on sucking, una hear.
The rate of MouthAction related throat cancer has skyrocketed.

your chopping board in the kitchen has more harmful bacteria & yet you still dice your pomo & goat-meat on it.

püssies are self-cleansing.
don't ruin it for us liberals with your doomsday theory. go find a püssy to lick and your life would never be the same again. grin

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Ishilove: 9:15pm On Jun 12, 2015
raumdeuter:


Some even wake you up with it. Atimes you are just sleeping and next thing you feel your cooork getting blown or just watching TV and next thing they pull out the shaft

Hian grin cheesy

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by zaho1(m): 9:16pm On Jun 12, 2015
They are a lot of factors to consider before a couple can option for blow jobs or pussy licking...i like the sound of that "pussy licking".

How frequent does she change her underwear or him his boxers are important factors to be consider.

From a little research i conducted women who get tongue whip by their men constantly changes their undies thrice in the morning, noon and night.

some factors to consider are

-How hairy is the genitals
-past genitals infection
-menstrual period - guyz if you try go lick any babe panya wen she dey menstrate na die be that o.
-how clean is the genital

They are a lot of factors to consider but i don't have time to write but seeing a doctor for information is advisable.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Ishilove: 9:16pm On Jun 12, 2015
coogar:


your chopping board in the kitchen has more harmful bacteria & yet you still dice your pomo & goat-meat on it.

püssies are self-cleansing.
don't ruin it for us liberals with your doomsday theory. go find a püssy to lick and your life would never be the same again. grin
Minister of Puccy Affairs grin

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Omotayor123(f): 9:16pm On Jun 12, 2015
sexymoma:
Someone has given your hubby mouthgig... e don see as e dey be or he must have probably watched it somewhere
My sista i don't interfare in this kind of Issh.. Sorry
That's what Blue film caused oooo.




Always copying the Oyinbo System....



Ahyanma.. tue
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Ewuro4: 9:17pm On Jun 12, 2015
pbs4real:
why,must it be tit for tat?

Didn't you read OP? His wife wanted some action too. That's not tit for tat , be considerate buddy.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 9:17pm On Jun 12, 2015
raumdeuter:


I heard its tighter. The sphincter

Good luck to booty bandits and butt pirates.

I'm good with pum and mouth.

Pum is most times always tight as well, unless you're dealing with a chic whose pum wall has been crushed like the walls of Jericho.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 9:18pm On Jun 12, 2015
cococandy:
Life is give and take.
If he's not willing to give he should forget it.

He can go out there and get it na.
See threat grin
Except she no sabi the way to "out there" too.

They can both go out there and get it.
problem solved.

#detestselfishprigs.

Your friend can gist sha.
She's telling all this about her marriage.
I dey look you with one eye lipsrsealed

If I talk now e go be like sey. She should go out abi? Like I told u before,you either an e-feminist only blurting out your inner wishes or you just a really stuck up b****. Either ways,please find some white dude and marry,you no t fit for a real Nigerian man.
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by DICKtator: 9:19pm On Jun 12, 2015
sukkot:
yeah there is a movie with this exact premise, starring D L HUGHELY


Here we go again!!!

What are you talking bout?


grin grin grin grin
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by coogar: 9:20pm On Jun 12, 2015
Ishilove:

Minister of Puccy Affairs grin

my own better na.
you be headmistress. grin

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by vislabraye(m): 9:20pm On Jun 12, 2015
Ishilove:

Lol. You are quite a good writer. You are able to paint pictures with words and help the reader visualise the event being described. That's something many aspiring writers should gun for.

That aside, that is just plain nasty! Untreated infections are one of the causes of odour in the private area. Be that as it may, personally I don't think men should put their mouth down there. Like seriously. I'm a woman and I know the level of biological activity that goes on down below. There's no need to put one's orifice in a place that hosts a lot of 'friendly friends'.

I agree with you. Down there is very tender and more susceptible to infections. Even without infection, that place could have some bacteria unlike that of the male.
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by sukkot: 9:20pm On Jun 12, 2015
dinachi:

The truth like coogar said is men love pleasuring their women but a rotten puccy is a no no for mouth action except the forefathers of the husband have started beckoning him to join them!
yeah you know having ' rotten puccy ' as you so eloquently put it, is generational curse from God on a stiff necked and rebellious nation. the black race that is. it is one of the conditions of hell. including why black women cant grow hair. we are in hell brah. hell aint some place in the ground.

isaiah 3 vs 24 And it shall come to pass, that instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; and burning instead of beauty. <<< BALD HEAD AND SMELLY PUCCY

isaiah 3 vs 16 Moreover the Lord saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet: << THIS WHY THE LORD DO AM. BECAUSE DEM GET LONG THROAT BACK IN THOSE DAYS. GLAD TO SEE THOSE TRAITS ARE STILL AROUND AND HAS NOT LEFT LOL

ITS ALL BIBLICAL wink

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Kenneth205(m): 9:22pm On Jun 12, 2015
wiseoneking:
You must be bornagain. This is the consquences of couples without the fear of God. Dirty act. There is no difference between this ungodly act and perversions. REPENT? YES


you don't know what you are saying!
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by cococandy(f): 9:22pm On Jun 12, 2015
Gaidenk:

If I talk now e go be like sey. She should go out abi? Like I told u before,you either an e-feminist only blurting out your inner wishes or you just a really stuck up b****. Either ways,please find some white dude and marry,you no t fit for a real Nigerian man.
monkey

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by cococandy(f): 9:23pm On Jun 12, 2015
Who told you black women can't grow hair.

See as you're misyarning with the bible
sukkot:
yeah you know having ' rotten puccy ' as you so eloquently put it, is generational curse from God on a stiff necked and rebellious nation. the black race that is. it is one of the conditions of hell. including why black women cant grow hair. we are in hell brah. hell aint some place in the ground.

isaiah 3 vs 24 And it shall come to pass, that instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; and burning instead of beauty. <<< BALD HEAD AND SMELLY PUCCY

isaiah 3 vs 16 Moreover the Lord saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet: << THIS WHY THE LORD DO AM. BECAUSE DEM GET LONG THROAT BACK IN THOSE DAYS. GLAD TO SEE THOSE TRAITS ARE STILL AROUND AND HAS NOT LEFT LOL

ITS ALL BIBLICAL wink

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Ishilove: 9:24pm On Jun 12, 2015
This thread though... cheesy cheesy
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Ewuro4: 9:25pm On Jun 12, 2015
coogar:


your chopping board in the kitchen has more harmful bacteria & yet you still dice your pomo & goat-meat on it.

püssies are self-cleansing.
don't ruin it for us liberals with your doomsday theory. go find a püssy to lick and your life would never be the same again grin

Hahahaha grin grin

You dey mind am?
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jun 12, 2015
cococandy:
monkey
Mule putting it lightly
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Beautifulemi(f): 9:25pm On Jun 12, 2015
Visocrate:
he paid for everything during bride price payment so give him his matrimonial entitlement
He paid for her senses too? African mentality on marriage is not just so right#
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Ishilove: 9:26pm On Jun 12, 2015
sukkot:
yeah you know having ' rotten puccy ' as you so eloquently put it, is generational curse from God on a stiff necked and rebellious nation. the black race that is. it is one of the conditions of hell. including why black women cant grow hair. we are in hell brah. hell aint some place in the ground.

isaiah 3 vs 24 And it shall come to pass, that instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; and burning instead of beauty. <<< BALD HEAD AND SMELLY PUCCY

isaiah 3 vs 16 Moreover the Lord saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet: << THIS WHY THE LORD DO AM. BECAUSE DEM GET LONG THROAT BACK IN THOSE DAYS. GLAD TO SEE THOSE TRAITS ARE STILL AROUND AND HAS NOT LEFT LOL

ITS ALL BIBLICAL wink
Smh
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by CNiro: 9:26pm On Jun 12, 2015
yeye family...d woman no wan lick lollipop while d man no wan wash plate, whereas they are d main fun.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Mznaett: 9:26pm On Jun 12, 2015
And here i am thinking am d only one dat hates b.j cry



pls tel ur friend nt 2kill herself jhoor #dickzaiintloyal
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Amazo: 9:26pm On Jun 12, 2015
germainediva:
A friend of mine is worried because her hubby told her he's going out there to get a Mouth Action if she won't give it to him......

According to her, hubby has never demanded it even while they were dating and he knew she hates it, though she likes cunilingus but hubby declined.

Now after 10yrs of marriage hubby keeps asking her to give him a Mouth Action even when he refused to also do it to her. My friend insists she hates Mouth Action but will only give it a trial if hubby is willing to do same to her....

But hubby has refused and threatened to go out and get it if she keeps proving stubborn (hubby have not been talking to her for about a week now).........

Please your candid advice is needed.


Are you kidding me, two adults acting like spoilt teens? Somebody needs to slap some sense into the two of them. MouthAction is great to give and receive, just ensure your partner isn't a STD carrier.
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 9:27pm On Jun 12, 2015
cococandy:
Life is give and take.
If he's not willing to give he should forget it.

He can go out there and get it na.
See threat grin
Except she no sabi the way to "out there" too.

They can both go out there and get it.
problem solved.

#detestselfishprigs.

Your friend can gist sha.
She's telling all this about her marriage.
I dey look you with one eye lipsrsealed



Lol
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by sukkot: 9:28pm On Jun 12, 2015
DICKtator:



Here we go again!!!

What are you talking bout?


grin grin grin grin
lol bros its a movie. this man was married to a woman who wouldnt suck his deek cuz she hated it. they had constant fights. eventually the woman couldnt take it and she left home and while staying at her mothers, she went to see a counselor for battered women. well turns out that all the women in their when they started talking about their problems, some had husbands who beat them everyday, some had husbands who were jobless and didnt want to work, some had husbands who were incarcerated. these women had real problems. and her own problem was she wouldntt suck her husbands deek. and her husband is a very succesful man. so, she started feeling stupid when she saw women who had real problems. and she ran home and sucked the living daylights out of his deek. and they were happy and lived happily ever-after. its a movie called brothers starring BILL BELLAMY, D L HUGHELY, SHEMAR MOORE and MORRIS CHESTNUT. good movie.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 9:28pm On Jun 12, 2015
coogar:

my own better na. you be headmistress. grin
I actually know a girl with that twitter handle.
You can imagine the wonders she can perform with her mouth. lipsrsealed
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by andyanders: 9:29pm On Jun 12, 2015
cococandy:
Life is give and take.
If he's not willing to give he should forget it.

He can go out there and get it na.
See threat grin
Except she no sabi the way to "out there" too.

They can both go out there and get it.
problem solved.

#detestselfishprigs.

Your friend can gist sha.
She's telling all this about her marriage.
I dey look you with one eye lipsrsealed


I believe OP is the one involved but nothing do her. Don't know how her friend could come telling her of this.

Op, we have heard you, do the needful from responses herein.
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by sukkot: 9:29pm On Jun 12, 2015
Ishilove:

Smh
its true. we are the children of zion. negros, that is wink cheesy
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 9:29pm On Jun 12, 2015
Velocitron:


Not unless you're a heavy smoker, heavy drinker or if your sex partner is clean and healthy.
i've read about a couple of guys who got cancer of the mouth through 'mouthaction' i don't have the facts but will love to buttress my points later. I'll read it up.
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 9:30pm On Jun 12, 2015
The penis is exterior,there's no harm in giving a bj,I'm pro-licking mehn,and I love going down on her and actually good at it. But cunninlingus should be reserved to certain women,you can t be tasting like expired maclean and smelling like ogiri and expect me to go down on you,haba na
angry

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