that all post on nairaland were SENSIBLE

I belived then that there was a woman in the moon, cutting firewood with a baby on her back.

Ochiske:
We grew up with the following mentalities below...

All soft drinks are called minerals.

All Fathers took first position while at school.

India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into a Lion.

If your wealth starts reducing, it's your village people who are doing you.

Rice and stew... every Sunday afternoon.

Every commodity outside Africa is original.

Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via sex.

She's a Calabar girl... so definitely, she must be good on bed.

Every seasoning cube is called Maggi.

You must finish the eba/amala/fufu before you touch the meat.

Every toothpaste is called Macleans.

Every insecticide is called a Fleet.

Every detergent is called Omo.

Any rich Hausa man is an 'Alhaji', the poorones are 'Abokis'

.Anyone who smokes is an armed robber.

If you find some money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn into a tuber of Yam!

Only science students are smart.

Once you travel overseas (outside the country), you must be very rich.

Every girl who plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.

You must buy bread when traveling.

When you lose a tooth, throw it on the rooftop of the house and run round the house 7 times.

Every noodle is called Indomie.

Any girl who's very pretty is referred to as "Mermaids' while the very ugly ones are referred to as 'Witches'.

Any insects that bites you at night are definitely mosquitoes.

Any plane passing across the skies are going to America.

feel free to add yours.

Drinking garri with mango will lead to stomach ache

Bruno3000:
hv u met any gentle and cool-headed ebira person before?

Yes! °My Ex° oh what a beautiful and cool headed girl, though I was told she will become stubborn if she starts giving birth. She's married now but have lost contact with her.

fatdon2:

So India didn't beat Nigeria 99-1?

Ochiske:
We grew up with the following mentalities below...

All soft drinks are called minerals.

All Fathers took first position while at school.

India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into a Lion.

If your wealth starts reducing, it's your village people who are doing you.

Rice and stew... every Sunday afternoon.

Every commodity outside Africa is original.

Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via sex.

She's a Calabar girl... so definitely, she must be good on bed.

Every seasoning cube is called Maggi.

You must finish the eba/amala/fufu before you touch the meat.

Every toothpaste is called Macleans.

Every insecticide is called a Fleet.

Every detergent is called Omo.

Any rich Hausa man is an 'Alhaji', the poorones are 'Abokis'

.Anyone who smokes is an armed robber.

If you find some money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn into a tuber of Yam!

Only science students are smart.

Once you travel overseas (outside the country), you must be very rich.

Every girl who plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.

You must buy bread when traveling.

When you lose a tooth, throw it on the rooftop of the house and run round the house 7 times.

Every noodle is called Indomie.

Any girl who's very pretty is referred to as "Mermaids' while the very ugly ones are referred to as 'Witches'.

Any insects that bites you at night are definitely mosquitoes.

Any plane passing across the skies are going to America.

feel free to add yours.

D taller kids amongs kids r older.

Pastors dnt lie.

Okocha is d best world's footballer

Owl is a witch, Cat is a msger.

Albinos dnt die, abi any of una dun go Albino burial b4 LOL

Ochiske:
We grew up with the following mentalities below...

All soft drinks are called minerals.

All Fathers took first position while at school.

India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into a Lion.

If your wealth starts reducing, it's your village people who are doing you.

Rice and stew... every Sunday afternoon.

Every commodity outside Africa is original.

Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via sex.

She's a Calabar girl... so definitely, she must be good on bed.

Every seasoning cube is called Maggi.

You must finish the eba/amala/fufu before you touch the meat.

Every toothpaste is called Macleans.

Every insecticide is called a Fleet.

Every detergent is called Omo.

Any rich Hausa man is an 'Alhaji', the poorones are 'Abokis'

.Anyone who smokes is an armed robber.

If you find some money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn into a tuber of Yam!

Only science students are smart.

Once you travel overseas (outside the country), you must be very rich.

Every girl who plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.

You must buy bread when traveling.

When you lose a tooth, throw it on the rooftop of the house and run round the house 7 times.

Every noodle is called Indomie.

Any girl who's very pretty is referred to as "Mermaids' while the very ugly ones are referred to as 'Witches'.

Any insects that bites you at night are definitely mosquitoes.

Any plane passing across the skies are going to America.

feel free to add yours.

they are true

Dottore:
[[size=20pt]I havnt heard any news about Papa Oyedepo since Buhari was sworn in.[/size]

what has dis got to do with what we are discussing?

who says its childhood stuff,many educated Nigerians still believe those,and they all had some iota of truth

dt whn bitten by a spider i wld b spiderman..(went spider huntin,,hopin/prayin 2b bitten in process))

dt once i tied a wrapper 2ma neck@nite..i wld b superman/Actionman..((tnk God mumsy nva allowd me tk dt jump)

dt once i ate spinach i wld hv d strngth of HULK...(popeye)

dt if i sat 2close 2a girl,she wld gt pregnant...

--effect of 2many comic books/films thn!!.lov em

you all have made my day jooor

tchidi:

I thought the days of the week was only peculiar to Nigeria.
I thought weavons were attached to the scalp directly.
I hid my christmas shoe under the bed and prayed to God to change it to a better one before morning. ....

you were indeed senseless then.

#nooffence

tchidi:

I thought the days of the week was only peculiar to Nigeria.
I thought weavons were attached to the scalp directly.
I hid my christmas shoe under the bed and prayed to God to change it to a better one before morning. ....

Bwahahah.....I go tell your mummy

richgang:
I remember when I was still little I used to play, we will act a drama called "Mama and papa" I will be the papa and I will choose a girl I have been having crush on since as mama, then after the drama start, me the papa will now send our children to go buy snail, cos I know before they will see a snail will take up to one hour, so after they are gone, it will now be papa(me) and my crush( mama) all alone in the room, so I will now tell my crush (mama) to attend to me as her husband, .. I guess you guys knows the next step.....

I miss playing MAMA and PAPA

Chaii.....evil pikin

twoondei:
Soooooo true. But thank God we've grown up. These lies shouldn'tpass to the next gengeneration

I think it should continue it actually made growing up interesting

Sabadon:
I think it should continue it actually made growing up interesting

That girls didn't like sex only men did; Students that wear recommended eye glasses were intelligent; Computers knew everythin; when sun shines lion must be giving birth some where.

MicroBox:

Yes! °My Ex° oh what a beautiful and cool headed girl, though I was told she will become stubborn if she starts giving birth. She's married now but have lost contact with her.

ok... Dats rare oo.

Ochiske:
We grew up with the following mentalities below...

All soft drinks are called minerals.

All Fathers took first position while at school.

India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into a Lion.

If your wealth starts reducing, it's your village people who are doing you.

Rice and stew... every Sunday afternoon.

Every commodity outside Africa is original.

Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via sex.

She's a Calabar girl... so definitely, she must be good on bed.

Every seasoning cube is called Maggi.

You must finish the eba/amala/fufu before you touch the meat.

Every toothpaste is called Macleans.

Every insecticide is called a Fleet.

Every detergent is called Omo.

Any rich Hausa man is an 'Alhaji', the poorones are 'Abokis'

.Anyone who smokes is an armed robber.

If you find some money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn into a tuber of Yam!

Only science students are smart.

Once you travel overseas (outside the country), you must be very rich.

Every girl who plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.

You must buy bread when traveling.

When you lose a tooth, throw it on the rooftop of the house and run round the house 7 times.

Every noodle is called Indomie.

Any girl who's very pretty is referred to as "Mermaids' while the very ugly ones are referred to as 'Witches'.

Any insects that bites you at night are definitely mosquitoes.

Any plane passing across the skies are going to America.

feel free to add yours.

ANY INSECTICIDES IS SHELLTOX.

op you no write Am well all rich Muslim are alhajis while poor ones are called ABOKI

That kids come from the anus or supermarket. And everytime I lose a teeth, I always threw it on the roof...

changes1:


you were indeed senseless then.

#nooffence

I was a child, I acted like one... however, I perceive someone didn't grow out of his childish phase, insulting people at the slightest impulse.
#nooffence kwa.

Ochiske:
We grew up with the following mentalities below...

All soft drinks are called minerals.

All Fathers took first position while at school.

India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into a Lion.

If your wealth starts reducing, it's your village people who are doing you.

Rice and stew... every Sunday afternoon.

Every commodity outside Africa is original.

Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via sex.

She's a Calabar girl... so definitely, she must be good on bed.

Every seasoning cube is called Maggi.

You must finish the eba/amala/fufu before you touch the meat.

Every toothpaste is called Macleans.

Every insecticide is called a Fleet.

Every detergent is called Omo.

Any rich Hausa man is an 'Alhaji', the poorones are 'Abokis'

.Anyone who smokes is an armed robber.

If you find some money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn into a tuber of Yam!

Only science students are smart.

Once you travel overseas (outside the country), you must be very rich.

Every girl who plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.

You must buy bread when traveling.

When you lose a tooth, throw it on the rooftop of the house and run round the house 7 times.

Every noodle is called Indomie.

Any girl who's very pretty is referred to as "Mermaids' while the very ugly ones are referred to as 'Witches'.

Any insects that bites you at night are definitely mosquitoes.

Any plane passing across the skies are going to America.

feel free to add yours.

chai...naso naso naso..haha

twoondei:
Soooooo true. But thank God we've grown up. These lies shouldn'tpass to the next gengeneration

Don't think it will pass on to them cos they just have to Google it

If the housemaid sleeps with her legs on the wall, she be witch . You must not stay beside mirror when it's raining lest the thunder strikes you dead

Ochiske:

Any rich Hausa man is an 'Alhaji', the poorones are 'Abokis'

Or molla

All spare parts sellers are igbo

Dat very far away, d sky touhes d ground

[quote author=Ochiske post=34844379][i]We grew up with the following mentalities below...

All soft drinks are called minerals.

All Fathers took first position while at school.

India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into a Lion.

If your wealth starts reducing, it's your village people who are doing you.

Rice and stew... every Sunday afternoon.

Every commodity outside Africa is original.

Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via sex.

She's a Calabar girl... so definitely, she must be good on bed.

Every seasoning cube is called Maggi.

You must finish the eba/amala/fufu before you touch the meat.

Every toothpaste is called Macleans.

Every insecticide is called a Fleet.[b][/b]

Every detergent is called Omo.

Any rich Hausa man is an 'Alhaji', the poorones are 'Abokis'

.Anyone who smokes is an armed robber.

If you find some money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn into a tuber of Yam!

Only science students are smart.

Once you travel overseas (outside the country), you must be very rich.

Every girl who plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.

You must buy bread when traveling.

When you lose a tooth, throw it on the rooftop of the house and run round the house 7 times.

Every noodle is called Indomie.

Any girl who's very pretty is referred to as "Mermaids' while the very ugly ones are referred to as 'Witches'.

Any insects that bites you at night are definitely mosquitoes.

Any plane passing across the skies are going to America.

feel free to add yours.


[i][b]Every insecticide was called a Sheltox.[/[/b]i]

tchidi:


I was a child, I acted like one... however, I perceive someone didn't grow out of his childish phase, insulting people at the slightest impulse.
#nooffence kwa.

NNe ogini kwannu? Iwe e wela gi.... e bukwa ezigbo enyim ooo