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7 REASONS WHY THEY SAY I'M CRAZY!!!

* Whenever I feel an Headache, I plug in my headset in the highest volume and head towards the market..

* I had unprotected sex with a lady cos she told me she was HIV positive..

* I left the freeway and joined the traffic jam when I was 10mins late for a crucial appointment..

* I sprayed insecticides in my room and left the doors and windows open because of heat

* I put on my generator and didnt change over because I want to save fuel..

* I wore a suit to bed so that I could look corporate in my dreams...

* My GF told me she was a virgin so I should be ready to break her hymen.. I came the next day with a Hammer and Chisel...

Some one please tell me, Am I really Crazy

Cc: Lalasticlala

ShakurM:
U are Funny Nice one

Thanks Bro

Funny! Dat 1st one is me, when my 2nd daughter is home!!!

You're a certified weyrey..

Wait!.. no be you dey pursue una landlady fowl with no clothes on yesterday?..

REMMEI:


You're a certified weyrey..

Wait!.. no be you dey pursue una landlady fowl with no clothes on yesterday?..

Lol...

That fowl finally ended in my pot of stew last night...

Whizpeter:
Lol...

That fowl finally ended in my pot of stew last night...

Buh you rape am before you murder the innocent thing.. smh!..

I put Dettol in my enemy's soup cos if I don't take care of him no one will.

REMMEI:
Buh you rape am before you murder the innocent thing.. smh!..

The end justifies the means....

It served its purpose of nourishing me and thats what matters...