STARSHYNE:
on top dis small u write all dis I no hear d news say u die na,anyways I dey happy say our equation dey d same n we go arrive same answer
I no wan mama sikira joint Jo,my class don pass DAT
Come let's tour d world together
My boli n Epa ,dah kpoli na die
jigsaw wet in werin concern conductor with overload.. na cheap weed dat guy dey take

wetin u dey find for my body ehn, you go soon get am

scentmarlc:


Oyin uhmmmmmm

Lolz, what?

KelvinGraphics:


Shuuuu
Shey na only me dey do you all dis strong thing?
Why you come dey dull all this while na. Shey u know say no time to the kpariwo before u go hear say them shoot bird na im d mama fly. The koko of the matter be say even me kuma been don dey trip for you tey tey but i no know as i want take yarn you the tori, na kuz of were i dey reason how e go make sense if me & you live our remaining life together as ONE na it train almost crush me troway for OSHODI last week, i no dey fit chop well since i begin reason ur matter. So SOLA bae, e no get anyhow wey i want take yarn NO give this your request kuz na wetin i don dey pray dey ask Baba GODey for be this, abeg arrange make i take you out for some cool romantic hang out, atleast make we enter Mama Sikirat joint go sip small monkey tail, and make i troway salute give the KPOLI wey u draw wey come give U this kan morale to toast me finally after u don stalk me since birth

I double tuale give the Kpoli o
Its like you don the follow Jigsawkillah dey enter that Ogbomosho way ba

Naijaboiy, i see U bro.

make una leave me alone na

Midehi:

how do you know am from edo, and is it only edo babe u wan woo?
oya do ur woo lets see how gud u can toast

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Have I 'wooed' you

(drop corporate wear and walks up to elantraceey)....

daveP:
(drop corporate wear and walks up to elantraceey)....

oya pick the mick fast fast

I no sabi say something like this dey happen for my backyard.......hmmm
Anyways, i don land.

How we dey do am

elantraceey:



oya pick the mick fast fast

ahem, pu pu testing....



I get one patayans, wey dey worry my head like gbim gbin, e dey make my heart go "shukulu" and my leg dey melt like "jelili"

no be say i don kolo, or metal, no vex.. Mental craze, but na becos una don do somtini wey i no fit yan like dat.

Sweetie, ifunanya 1 of okpiriginomobi land, sugar banana, you wey dey ginger my swagger. Who wan con tell me say make i no do follow follow even if na chinko-land.

How i go start, your smile dey....


(bad belle disconnects mic, crowd "oooohs"

sameer1212:
Yes dear!!! For better for worse till death do us part.

you are the best.

daveP:


ahem, pu pu testing....



I get one patayans, wey dey worry my head like gbim gbin, e dey make my heart go "shukulu" and my leg dey melt like "jelili"

no be say i don kolo, or metal, no vex.. Mental craze, but na becos una don do somtini wey i no fit yan like dat.

Sweetie, ifunanya 1 of okpiriginomobi land, sugar banana, you wey dey ginger my swagger. Who wan con tell me say make i no do follow follow even if na chinko-land.

How i go start, your smile dey....


(bad belle disconnects mic, crowd "oooohs"

ZeezaRapture:



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Have I 'wooed' you

who be this? hehehehehehe.

sameer1212:
Dear check your mail.

i have replied my love.

daveP:


ahem, pu pu testing....



I get one patayans, wey dey worry my head like gbim gbin, e dey make my heart go "shukulu" and my leg dey melt like "jelili"

no be say i don kolo, or metal, no vex.. Mental craze, but na becos una don do somtini wey i no fit yan like dat.

Sweetie, ifunanya 1 of okpiriginomobi land, sugar banana, you wey dey ginger my swagger. Who wan con tell me say make i no do follow follow even if na chinko-land.

How i go start, your smile dey....


(bad belle disconnects mic, crowd "oooohs"

I sure say that bad belle nor go pass agapecharis


I don reconnect am back , oya kontinu

This is gonna be fun.

*rushes to get his popcorn*
Wait for me





*seats and continue watching with pleasure*
Oya kontinew

Beamborla:
Obalekan temi nikan, lo sun. layo la o ji

Oloomi odaro.

elantraceey:






I sure say that bad belle nor go pass agapecharis


I don reconnect am back , oya kontinu

okay.... (test mic and suddenly a power surge occurs, a strong storm wind fills the entire space and blows out the canopies with rage.) shuoo??

Midehi:

who be this? hehehehehehe.

ooh i am new to you??


Well, Politics'landers know me wella

harlos:

(turns back as storm AUTOMATICALLY SUBSIDES)

daveP:





(turns back as storm AUTOMATICALLY SUBSIDES)

I don buy popcorn cos of you na
Storm must not carry anything o

daveP:


okay.... (test mic and suddenly a power surge occurs, a strong storm wind fills the entire space and blows out the canopies with rage.) shuoo??

You nor dey try ooo


We plenty for here but Na only you dey see the storm

elantraceey:


You nor dey try ooo


We plenty for here but Na only you dey see the storm

lufe lufey, e be like say u nefa understand, wetin just sele, na proof say you strong pass Xmen's storm. You jst yan and naso everywhere go "feeeeee" the juju u dey use no get second. E be like sun wey moon dey respect from faaaaaaarrr. Why i no go adore you? Shey na your tonch, or na d way una dey waka?(chai efifi demi koti forimi mba), or make my padis dey yan how u dey make dem dey craz dey slap me incase i dey manage "investment"?

Make i tell you now,(shudders) or you no wan hearam? Chai she how she dey smile. Chai chai chai, wetin be dat tin wey nepa dey give make bulb dey shine. Shey na tricity? Yes, abi na....? Chidi don tell me before but e don waka my head(scratches head)....... Ehen

harlos:


I don buy popcorn cos of you na
Storm must not carry anything o

daveP:

Action

Not this teeth spread action o

harlos:

Action

Not this teeth spread action o

lol, she don waka. (stops smiling abruptly and clicks fingers. Two stout looking bouncers come to escort him out honourably )

you neva pay for movie

daveP:
lol, she don waka. (stops smiling abruptly and clicks fingers. Two stout looking bouncers come to escort him out honourably )

you neva pay for movie

Waka go where?

daveP:
lol, she don waka. (stops smiling abruptly and clicks fingers. Two stout looking bouncers come to escort him out honourably )

you neva pay for movie

No, she must not or else....
(Forcefully withdrew self from bouncers)
What are u trying to do ?

harlos:


No, she must not or else....
(Forcefully withdrew self from bouncers)
What are u trying to do ?

(bouncers release him as they sight her...)

elantraceey:

Waka go where?

check the last one. I been think say you wan go imprison the sleep wey dey add to ya beauty. Chai. Make i kukuma see.....

komzyb:
lol.oya na

me nah sharp shooter oooh

daveP:


(bouncers release him as they sight her...) check the last one. I been think say you wan go imprison the sleep wey dey add to ya beauty. Chai. Make i kukuma see.....

I don check am but e never complete

daveP:


(bouncers release him as they sight her...) check the last one. I been think say you wan go imprison the sleep wey dey add to ya beauty. Chai. Make i kukuma see.....

(Adjusts himself nd goes bck to seat... sweating)

You must get me another popcorn

marieolae:
Lmao .. I can see

u dnt understn'd or speak pidgin

DrAify:
I don't speak,understand but trying to comprehend when I read

dnt worry I wld teach ya