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I think I heard of a guy that was wooing a girl one evening and he didn't know he was standing on the Colony of those brutal Soldier ants. While he was wooing and demonstrating, the ants crawl into his trouser, then aligned straight to his 'PeePee'. Guy said the ants almost bit off his 'cap'. See shout. My man discharge the babe first run enter market by force. Hehehe. Lol

The one I saw was years back when my friend, Smart told me to see him off to Imsu all the way from FUTO to woo his crush. We got to a place called 'Bishop court' or so around 8pm.
The place was dark and I was reluctant to cross that junction. Smart, always claiming to be a hard man left me and approached the girl's hostel while I waited from afar. Like 50meters away from me, he saw two angry looking guys standing, the girl he was trying to woo just left them. Next thing Smart asked those guys "Na Amaka be that?" imagine! Trying to woo a cultist's gf.
From my 50meters position, I heard the loudest slap ever. Cold shivers ran through my spine. That kinda slap that affects every sensory organ, your eyes, nose, tongue, eardrum etc. According to him, he started hearing little whispers of "give them your phone" hehehehe. "Phone wey dem no even ask for"
Smart humbly brought out his phone and handed to the 'Slapper' The slapper limbos his left hand again and wipes Smart another Sunami Slap. This time he started hearing whispers of "show them your unlock pattern"
LoL
That second Sunami sent me like 2kilometers away from that territory. Since then to woo woman just dey taya me.

LMAO!!! ok neva had 1. we don't chase dem,dey chase us

Approach a girl with confidence d next minute my head went blank, n the only thing I could utter was How are you ?

yungEX:
LMAO!!! ok neva had 1. we don't chase dem,dey chase us

really wow, tell me more

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all dis threads hv fvckn existd

i have had many awkward moment wooing a lady..during my yr1,i entered versity when i was 17,during registeration cum screening processes in my department,there was this ngwa babe,she's short,pretty and seem young facially,little did i know that she was 21years old..After passing the first phase of wooing(or striking a convo),she said she wanted to duplicate her "identification letter",that i should be around to secure her position,she got to know my age when she scanned through my admission letter..her abrupt swift in interest is something i couldn't fathom until now..."why do girls like older guys?"

I have never had any because i my style of wooing doesnt attracts anything worse.. I become her friend first, then her good friend, then her close friend, then her very close friend.. Till she shows it in her eye ''Quam, whats holding you back? When are you gonna tell me you love me''.. It takes patience to do that.. Remember, Scofield did not break out of prison in a day.

Andrew114:
happy sunday

Same to ya bro