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Lol fake pastors every where #TheLastShip

bastien:
Lol fake pastors every where #TheLastShip

oga were u see pastor for the write up.

Wat if are truly mammy water wtout kwing it?

another sunday another religious thread

spell the word well. Its maame water not mammy water. Haba!

oluwadanie1:
Nigerians are very religious or should i say superstitious... And na we do bad things pass...


Just imagine you enter an elevator and ask people inside, are you going down? The reply you get is, 'am going up in Jesus name'...

A nigerian born again christian was sick and met a white doctor in the hospital for consultation. The doctor asked what was the problem and the patient said " doctor, i am strong" (she avoided using the word sick or ill). The white doctor was bemused and told the lady that she should go to the gym if she was strong and wondered what she was doing in his office.
God desires us to be righteous and not just being religious. Our pastors are not telling their congregation the biblical truth but are continually busy with self-enrichment.

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bastien:
Lol fake pastors every where #TheLastShip

Some african governments are trying to curb the excesses of these overzealous, scandalous and iniquitous pastors but the nigerian govenment seems not interested in doing the needful just because of the interface between the clergy and the politicians.

I swear, the Pastor will believe her story because after I'm done with her, they'll believe I'm possessed.

hensben:
oga were u see pastor for the write up.

chairman even if I know read am I know say na pastor point her out.... who con point her out if pastor no dey the article

Mammy water indeed.

Fellow NLS watch out for my new single "elshaddai" coming soon.

akoaki:
Some african governments are trying to curb the excesses of these overzealous, scandalous and iniquitous pastors but nigerian govenment seems not interested in doing the needful just because of the interface between the clergy and the politicians.

seconded



But chairman this your grammar big sha, abeg you fit teach me to dey write like you ni

cowleg:
True most light skin are mammy water, thats why MrCork has fallen to their spell.

thats not true, evil spirits can possess anybody be u light skinned or dark skinned. Stop discriminating.

My house is my own personal church ? Any kweson ?

All this pastors will be shaking the church members especially girls,take them run 360 degree inside the church to make them fall down under fake anointing....God is watching

The girl should talk true, is either she went to one of this new mushroom churches that the bible talked about or she don go cele

bastien:
seconded



But chairman this your grammar big sha, abeg you fit teach me to dey write like you ni

If you can pay for it, am ready.

Sunnypa11:
My house is my own personal church ? Any kweson ?

All this pastors will be shaking the church members especially girls,take them run 360 degree inside the church to make them fall down under fake anointing....God is watching

God is watching but we must also keep writing and talking to enlighten and deliver the ignorant and the gullible whose lives are being traded by greedy and wicked pastors in nigeria.

MuhdG:
1. Fell under annointing
2. I woke up and drove her away

So person dey wake up under annointing?

have you noticed that ladies mostly/easily fall under anointing?
In most cases they feigns it to be noticed by the congregation and then the ministry keeps moving to the pastor's advantage. Smh vigorously.

Can't stop laughing

No you're not mammy water lol...but I'm curious why you fell under the annointing abi wetin u call am

I guess it's because in those days our grandfather's can't hold their dick wen dey see yellow pawpaw that's y d black women married to our grandfather's nailed them maame water lol and we bought that crap and turn it into a taboo ......





Lol funny Nigerians everywhere

U are too fast jare, was about writing same. Don't try it nxt time ooo.

Tallesty1:
Under anointing and you felt the pain?

Reminds me of lady in my former church a choir girl . Any small thing like dis she will fall on d floor and be screaming and crying, even if it's praise worship, prayer. She kept doing it every sunday/tuesday/thursday until one day my pastor obviously was tayad of her crap and he called her to order. I never saw her in church after dat day.

mhizpeaarl:
Lol maybe tz bleaching cream.

everyone light skin appears 2 be a bleached person 2 u

Not out of ignorance this lie is spread by ugly girls cos a sister is too fine to attract ignorant brothers they label them mermaid

elantraceey:



Some people do that out of ignorance .

mammy water?

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You should have beaten stupidity out of her in return, then she will learn that wisdom is indeed profitable to direct...

sunshine1974:
Reminds me of lady in my former church a choir girl . Any small thing like dis she will fall on d floor and be screaming and crying, even if it's praise worship, prayer. She kept doing it every sunday/tuesday/thursday until one day my pastor obviously was tayad of her crap and he called her to order. I never saw her in church after dat day.

lol,maybe she dey pretend, but u funny ol

Hmmmmm, datz serious