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Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by saintneo(m): 11:39am On Jun 21, 2015
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Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by bastien: 12:16pm On Jun 21, 2015
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Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by BOWOTO(m): 12:16pm On Jun 21, 2015
MuhdG:
1. Fell under annointing
2. I woke up and drove her away

So person dey wake up under annointing?
cheesy
No, dem dey follow there die.
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by udysweet(f): 12:20pm On Jun 21, 2015
Loool! I can relate wit this o. Smtn almost similar hapnd to me:I was cooking and ran out of salt,so I quickly dashed out to my neighbor who sells provisions. I asked "iya Farouk,se e ni iyo?" She answered"e se ma bere iru ibere yen low mi?emi ni iyo o,ema bere pe e fe ra isebe"(hope I got my spellings rite,lol) omo since dat day,na isebe o,or I'll jus ask"se iyo wa,and not se eni iyo?" Looool!
oluwadanie1:
Nigerians are very religious or should i say superstitious... And na we do bad things pass...


Just imagine you enter an elevator and ask people inside, are you going down? The reply you get is, 'am going up in Jesus name'...
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by stonecold902: 1:21pm On Jun 21, 2015
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Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by KoloOyinbo(m): 1:39pm On Jun 21, 2015
How absolutely silly and disgraceful!

Church is for Christians.

There should be a Pastor there.

The Pastor should be educated!

He should be telling his flock the truth!

For those too poor to have an education or who have not been taught how to think for themselves he should make them aware that there are NO SUCH THINGS AS MAMI WATERS!

Is this an real Church or a collection of the ignorant going to a Babalwo?
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by Nobody: 1:44pm On Jun 21, 2015
loomer:
So all mammy water na light skinned?
Infact, wetin be mammy water gan?
They are mammy of water grin
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by MarieSucre(f): 1:49pm On Jun 21, 2015
littlemistress:
you dey mind the pathetic liar?? angry
Wait! 'falling under anointing' na bullet proof wet she no go feel pain again.
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by loomer: 1:51pm On Jun 21, 2015
skysailor:
They are mammy of water grin
So that ur yellow babe na of mammywater?
I go tell her
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by Esdb3: 1:56pm On Jun 21, 2015
oluwadanie1:
Nigerians are very religious or should i say superstitious... And na we do bad things pass...


Just imagine you enter an elevator and ask people inside, are you going down? The reply you get is, 'am going up in Jesus name'...
They so much link everything to spirituality that you using common reasoning that God gave you looks like a sinner. It is not their fault but the fault of those that still patronise idol worshippers for power. Until that stops we can't develop.
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by littlemistress: 2:01pm On Jun 21, 2015
MarieSucre:
Wait! 'falling under anointing' na bullet proof wet she no go feel pain again.
From my understanding, when you're under real anointing, you're in d spirit realm, out of dz world... hence, inability to feel ur physical surrounding during d period..

so d theory of pushing someone who's beating her makes her ' under d anointing story' unbelievable..

...i'm open to corrections though
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by nwaezeubom: 2:46pm On Jun 21, 2015
oluwadanie1:
Nigerians are very religious or should i say superstitious... And na we do bad things pass...


Just imagine you enter an elevator and ask people inside, are you going down? The reply you get is, 'am going up in Jesus name'...
Nigerians are religious people but not Godly people.
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by KoloOyinbo(m): 2:49pm On Jun 21, 2015
littlemistress:
From my understanding, when you're under real anointing, you're in d spirit realm, out of dz world... hence, inability to feel ur physical surrounding during d period..

so d theory of pushing someone who's beating her makes her ' under d anointing story' unbelievable..

...i'm open to corrections though
The only unbelievable thing here is that in 2015 in a SUPPOSEDLY Christian assembly there are some ignoramuses who actually believe in Mami waters, juju and other NON EXISTENT RUBBISH!
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by pseudonomer: 2:59pm On Jun 21, 2015
My girlfriend told me a similar story. She was invited to a celestial church by her friend... During to service, she was beaten to stupor with a broom, she said she started crying but no one answered her, even her friend. The Claim was that she must be a witch since she's very fair.
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by RapLawd(m): 3:16pm On Jun 21, 2015
And she's? ??


Beautiful like mammy waterhuh


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Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by opedaydydx9(m): 3:19pm On Jun 21, 2015
littlemistress:
you dey mind the pathetic liar?? angry
she might not b under serious anointing...
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by RapLawd(m): 3:19pm On Jun 21, 2015
pseudonomer:
My girlfriend told me a similar story. She was invited to a celestial church by her friend... During to service, she was beaten to stupor with a broom, she said she started crying but no one answered her, even her friend. The Claim was that she must be a witch since she's very fair.
Do you think she could be saying the truth?
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by pseudonomer: 3:25pm On Jun 21, 2015
RapLawd:
Do you think she could be saying the truth?
Yes, why would anyone lie about that?
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by opedaydydx9(m):
littlemistress:
From my understanding, when you're under real anointing, you're in d spirit realm, out of dz world... hence, inability to feel ur physical surrounding during d period..

so d theory of pushing someone who's beating her makes her ' under d anointing story' unbelievable..

...i'm open to corrections though
ofcourse ur right dear, there was a woman in my church then, she fell under anointing nd hit her head, I tot she would get with a serious injury buh she was fine after the ushers brought her in.... Buh note that, incase of persistent physical abuse, it might disrupt the transition ...
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by opedaydydx9(m): 3:37pm On Jun 21, 2015
mhizpeaarl:
Lol maybe tz bleaching cream. grin
lmdo
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by littlemistress: 3:52pm On Jun 21, 2015
KoloOyinbo:
The only unbelievable thing here is that in 2015 in a SUPPOSEDLY Christian assembly there are some ignoramuses who actually believe in Mami waters, juju and other NON EXISTENT RUBBISH!
and blacks will remain blacks, there're certain mentalities we cant erase... unfortunately
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by littlemistress: 3:59pm On Jun 21, 2015
opedaydydx9:
she might not b under serious anointing...
more reason i employed d word 'real anointing' in my earlier post.. cheesy
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by littlemistress: 4:06pm On Jun 21, 2015
opedaydydx9:
ofcourse ur right dear, there was a woman in my church then, she fell under anointing nd hit her head, I tot she would get with a serious injury buh she was fine after the ushers brought her in.... Buh note that, incase of persistent physical abuse, it might disrupt the transition ...
you're right too... more reason the Bible emphasized on testing all spirits! smiley
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by opedaydydx9(m): 4:06pm On Jun 21, 2015
littlemistress:
more reason i employed d word 'real anointing' in my earlier post.. cheesy
hmmmmmm #truth....
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by oluwadanie1(m): 4:47pm On Jun 21, 2015
udysweet:
Loool! I can relate wit this o. Smtn almost similar hapnd to me:I was cooking and ran out of salt,so I quickly dashed out to my neighbor who sells provisions. I asked "iya Farouk,se e ni iyo?" She answered"e se ma bere iru ibere yen low mi?emi ni iyo o,ema bere pe e fe ra isebe"(hope I got my spellings rite,lol) omo since dat day,na isebe o,or I'll jus ask"se iyo wa,and not se eni iyo?" Looool!
seriously, its really getting out of hand... and its not showing any signs of stopping soon.
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by logica(m): 4:48pm On Jun 21, 2015
Tallesty1:
Under anointing and you felt the pain?
grin ...as if she's any better than the lady flogging her.
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by wanderlust007(m): 5:01pm On Jun 21, 2015
oluwadanie1:
Nigerians are very religious or should i say superstitious... And na we do bad things pass...


Just imagine you enter an elevator and ask people inside, are you going down? The reply you get is, 'am going up in Jesus name'...
lol... and den u get to an ATM stand and ask "are u d last person on d queue? and they reply with "I won't b d last person IJN"
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by RapLawd(m): 5:11pm On Jun 21, 2015
pseudonomer:
Yes, why would anyone lie about that?
No ooo, just wanna know if you believed her, or the accusers, but don't doubt anything unless proven otherwise, no one can be trusted and I repeat no one should...



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Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by NobleG1(m): 6:17pm On Jun 21, 2015
Religious nonsense!
Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Mistaken For Mammy Water In Church Because She's Fair by walozanga(m): 6:45pm On Jun 21, 2015
Tallesty1:
Under anointing and you felt the pain?
ANOINTING CARRY BULLET PROVE? MAKE I FORGET HAMMER ON TOP UR HEAD UNDER ANOINTING
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