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Which Rat Would U Kill First??? - Politics - Nairaland

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Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by mikron(op): 9:14pm On Jun 26, 2015
Be sincere........
You just came back from work to see 6 rats!
• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate
• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert
• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert
• The 4th was eating your land and house documents
• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project
• The 6th was eating your Bible/Quran. . .
Which one would you kill first?
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by Luizkid(m): 9:48pm On Jun 26, 2015
the 5th, others can be easily replaced.....
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by benosky(m): 10:29pm On Jun 26, 2015
lol...... They will all run away once u enter ur room na. But seriously any rat dat will wait 4 u to get a stick b4 changing position is no more a rat but dat old woman opposite ur house in d village.
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by sammyj: 10:48pm On Jun 26, 2015
Although it's not easy I will kill no.6 rat. Shikena !!! cheesy
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by DaBullIT(m): 11:11pm On Jun 26, 2015
Non of the above

If anyone experiences that, his/her whole village must be on point in the matter

Killing any of the rats wouldn't stop them grin
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by Nobody: 12:36am On Jun 27, 2015
mikron:
Be sincere........
You just came back from work to see 6 rats!
• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate
• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert
• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert
• The 4th was eating your land and house documents
• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project
• The 6th was eating your Bible/Quran. . .
Which one would you kill first?
They have already killed u by doing all this to u so u cant kill any because u are already dead except u want to kill them when u become a ghost.
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by Nobody: 1:22am On Jun 27, 2015
I will wake up from the nightmare.
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by fitzmayowa: 1:44am On Jun 27, 2015
benosky:
lol...... They will all run away once u enter ur room na. But seriously any rat dat will wait 4 u to get a stick b4 changing position is no more a rat but dat old woman opposite ur house in d village.
Awon iya ile okan...cheesy
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by fitzmayowa: 1:45am On Jun 27, 2015
DaBullIT:
Non of the above

If anyone experiences that, his/her whole village must be on point in the matter

Killing any of the rats wouldn't stop them grin
All him village witch they run 24/7 shift ontop him matter be that...cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Which Rat Would U Kill First??? by newguy1(m): 1:58am On Jun 27, 2015
Reflect action will make me run for d nearest immediately to d nxt before the third all should be gone. Inbetween y will i scatter my certificate around or it will never be lying around.
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