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| 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by efepro(op): 12:52pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Many things guys base marital decisions upon are very funny and a times; foolish things.These has led many guys into a life- time of regret .Let’s examine and burst them one by one: 1: Curve: they ask, is she figure 8? If you marry her for her figure 8, will she maintain that when she become pregnant? Omo, it may even turn to figure 96 2:Size: They often ask; is she “Lepa” (slim).They are crazy about’ Lepa’. After giving birth to the first baby, what will happen to the size? It will be as if you took her to a vulcanizer to pump her up. Stop fooling yourself, that ‘Lepa ‘girl will later look like her orobo. If you don’t like the present look of her mum, you better don’t marry her. 3: Big Butt: How will you choose a girl because she has a big buttocks, this is even an heavy load to her, big but its just a big sewage disposal unit, a magnificent septic tank. Is that what you want to marry? Wise up guys. 4: Pointed breasts: Will her breast remain pointed after raising three children? Never! Don’t go for breast, go for the best. 5: Tooth gap: This quite funny, you want to marry a lady without character just because she has a gap in her teeth, she may end up creating gap in your life and destiny. 6: She dress sexy: A great woman will dress to look beautiful not to look sexy. If you see a “gala” whose nylon has been removed, will you buy it? if she is exposing her breast, cleavage, pants, thigh etc for the world to see and you want to marry her, you will not marry a “PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY” but a “PUBLIC LIABILITY COMPANY” Guys, a word is enough 7: Cat walking: You want to marry her because she is cat-walking, sorry you won’t. She that is in marriage will not cat-walk in Pregnancy, she will only tummy walk.  8: Rich parents: So, you are a gold digger? If you marry her because of her rich parents and her parents begin to feed you and your family in marriage, you are not a Man. Just stop wearing trousers, go and start wearing Skirt and blouse and don’t forget “Iro and buba”. 9: Brazilian Hair: Do you want her because her hair is long or because she is wearing a Brazilian hair? That shows shallowness, wearing Brazilian hair does not equate beauty or brain. Any dunce can have long hair and do one million braid. 10: British and USA Passport: Many guys are looking for these; any lady that carries British or U.S Passport is a hot cake to Men who are generation of Esau, those who are ready to sell their future and destiny for a morsel of bread. 11: Beauty: A whole lots of beautiful ladies are without discretion. Don’t ever marry a lady just for her beauty, beauty will fade, character will last. If she dress well but do not act well, don’t marry her.If you do, she will make your life miserable. 12: Bed expertise: “She is very good in bed, very hot,very acrobatic” that was what a guy told his mentor who ask him why he wanted to marry a lady who kept on cheating on him ,embarrassing and abusing his mother. Funny as it is, many guys are making life long decision based on this. I think getting married to a professional prostitute will be better if bedroom high and long jump and gymnastic is what you want to base your life upon 1 Like |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 12:54pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
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| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by falconey(m): 12:55pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
what is wrong? None of those is wrong! Especiailly Rich parent Big butt Curve Size. Bed expertise Beauty 1 Like |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by zealot4me(f): 12:55pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Typing..... |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Greycious(m): 12:56pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
free dat space....freemanan |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by AirstarKane(f): 12:56pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Word OP you funny |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Upnepaa(m): 12:57pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
can't stop laughing  kudos op |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Cutehector(m): 12:58pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Ah mean, its not bad if a girl wit good manners posesses all these.... Its not baaad  1 Like |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Princecalm(m): 12:59pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
and some still find the right woman despite using some of those things as their criteria. |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by whizqueen(f): 1:04pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Hahaha, OP you're rude |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by ojun50(m): 1:06pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Wht is this one saying |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by humilitypays(m): 1:09pm On Jun 30, 2015*. Modified: 1:35pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
8: Rich parents: I doubt if many guys marry for this reason. 10: British and USA Passport: Many guys are looking for these; any lady that carries British or U.S Passport is a hot cake to Men who are generation of Esau, those who are ready to sell their future and destiny for a morsel of bread Blame our past useless politicians and military heads of states, in the likes of- IBB, Abacha, OBJ and co for turning Nigeria into a hell hole for young people. |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Omotayor123(f): 1:42pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
hmmm |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
OP tell them ooo... |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Greycious(m): 2:28pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
d topic shld be "12 criteria to look out for b4 marrying a girl"
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| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 3:26pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
The sex part so true |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by idihcoben: 3:27pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
MR & MRS FOOD QUIZ For the man: You don’t like cooking and you don’t like baby-sitting. Today you come home to meet your wife cooking dinner, and baby is crying. You carry the baby and notice that her diaper needs changing. What would you do? a) Hold the baby till wife is ready to attend to her. b) Take over the cooking while wife attends to her. c) Pick your car keys and head out. d) Ask wife to put her on her back and continue the cooking. For the woman: You love to tie a wrapper while at home because it gives you freedom, but your hubby does not like it because he considers it ‘bush’. Today he comes home with a few of his colleagues unannounced and there you are at the front door- in a wrapper! What would you do? a) Act like nothing happened, welcome hubby and the visitors and carry on with what you were doing. b) Quickly run to the bedroom and change into a pair of pants. c) Apologize to hubby and claim you were just coming out of the bathroom. d) Call your hubby aside and berate him for not mentioning the visit earlier. CONTINUE ON www.penchant.com.ng 1 Like |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by missyruq(f): 3:37pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Ok nah |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by AsanwaKC(f): 3:43pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
so you will just pick like that  |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by IamLEGEND1: 3:49pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
so make i go marry fat, ugly, poor, "fashion-less" girl abi. and i have no qualms with my wife dressing sexily either.(itz called being secure). SO IN THE END, I've just gotta ask
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| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Catalyst4real: 5:45pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
[Eroti¢]I cheated on my Fiancee, a day to our wedding http://catalyst4real.com/i-cheated-on-my-fiancee-a-day-to-our-wedding/ The things we do for love  |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
nice one op |
| Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by efepro(op): 10:36am On Jul 01, 2015 |
Andrew114:Thank you, sir |
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