Jakumo was the reason i joined and became active on nairaland. The guy's English na die

Take a look

Take it easy with your impotent rage or you might suffer a stroke and become paralyzed, which is far worse than death.

Matter of fact, may I now humbly invoke the spirits of the sacred forest to ARISE and DELIVER to your doorstep a massive dibilitating stroke so severe that you will take a whole phucking year to make that transition to hell, while your body rots and stinks where it lies, as you watch your fate unfold by installment, in abject horror.

Have a nice day sir. Your curses amount to nothing more than light entertainment for me, since I do not share your archaic belief system.

You were obviously born by a stanky hoe of the sort you are defending here, you little chit. I would light a muffuguh like you up in a heartbeat, and keep on blasting until every phucking bone in your body is comprehensively liquefied. The born-to-loot days are OVER, you dumb phuck, so go back to selling your groundnut pyramids. The oil belongs to the Izon, and you are NOT one, so get used to the new reality on the ground.

Curse all you can, but I dare you to try and come after those you hate PHYSICALLY if you have the balls, and watch how quickly you get your phucking head blown asunder so you can go meet up with the one you hope will apply your lame Mickey Mouse curses and hopes.

Musiwa can you hook me up with that girl in the front of the crowd, wearing blue jeans and a grey t-shirt with "Michelin" written on it ? I am assuming that the Michelin reference is with respect to her gorgeous jiggly ttits.

I like her full and firm jugs, her trim waist, and that sexy smile, and I must mount her like a demented rhinoceros at the first possible opportunity. Please help a brother out, man, and get me that girl's phone number.

Thank you and God bless the Aare Onakakanfo of Toto-Ronto land.

I married my first 3 wives after meeting them on Nairaland, and I am here to tell you about it.


Once the knot was tied, I FORBADE all of them from posting anything more on Nairaland, in order to preserve the shroud of secrecy around my identity. In the years that have passed, I of course upgraded all my wives into younger and sleeker models to maintain domestic harmony.

One day I intend to send some heads of cattle to Oga Seun, as a token of my gratitude for the good luck I have had getting laid with Nairaland women.

He is Papiwata

asha80:
He is Papiwata

thanks. I think i would have to follow that handle. i've got so much respect for the guy.

There is only one Jakumo, I missed that dude like die.

The guy don change username tay tay
Na papiwata naa

Shame won't permit him to show face here in nairaland again. His hatred for Buhari is legendary and his bigoted views and comments against the General leaves a lot to be desired. It seemed then that the name 'Buhari' was in his auto-mentions as any mention of the name here sees him rushing in to comment, fuming in his mouth with red eyes.

Such an educated fela allowed shallow myopic sentiments to cloud his reasoning.

Sorry op, your mentor is a twisted bigot who never believed the man he antagonized so rudely would later become the president.

He is still around, parading with another moniker alongside other TANoids.

Jakumo - The Lord of the TANoidz. He's prolly drinking Ogogoro with Jonathan in 1 of the Niger Deltan creeks this morning.

Gotta go now; I have a meeting with Buhari this morning.

Apologies to the TANoidz but in this new dispensation; That's how we roll

I got to remember him when I was reading one military thread yesterday....

Just went through some of his posts. I love his sense of humour particularly a comment of his comparing some muslim women dressing to that of a batman. .

I don't really like some of his political judgement, but love his sense of humour, expression of words,yabbing and his level of intelligence.

heneversleep:
Just went through some of his posts. I love his sense of humour particularly a comment of his comparing some muslim women dressing to that of a batman. .

I don't really like some of his political judgement, but love his sense of humour, expression of words,yabbing and his level of intelligence.

I never liked him for his political stands...i am APC , his is PDP....i hated GEJ, he loved him.

But boy, can he construct sentences? His sense of humor is grande.

He has switched to using PapiWata just as Ngwakwe switched to using IsraeliAirforce. I believe they became ashamed of using their known handles after Buhari won.

shachris:


I never liked him for his political stands...i am APC , his is PDP....i hated GEJ, he loved him.

But boy, can he construct sentences? His sense of humor is grande.

Haaa! Next time you are searching for him, just type the word 'muffugus', no one uses that word/slang better than him.