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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by vision2050:
i want to be the first to comment but see where i end up. that girl introvert which provider she dey use, he comments on any topic.




When CBN extend deadline day for Bvn.

Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by scentmarlc(m): 10:47pm On Jul 01, 2015
INTROVERT:
Reading
Very funny tongue
My madam i don dey una back ooo.


Congrats say na yur front chair yu sidon gringrin

How yu dey na intro
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jul 01, 2015
Hilarious.
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by seedorfg(m): 10:48pm On Jul 01, 2015
do am quick, no. now una dey rush
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Enoquin(f): 10:48pm On Jul 01, 2015
So, wetin come happen for the end?
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Connoisseur(m): 10:48pm On Jul 01, 2015
tohpahz:
Op.. i like u jare.. u did well.
I dunno who owns this country anymore.. oyinbo or Nigerians..
Oh chim!
Just because his skin is white,he can do waheva he likes shey.. ((bleaching on my mind grin)
Kai you are an expert in space booking. I like your signature though. Got me lol
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by lonelydora: 10:49pm On Jul 01, 2015
Lol
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by sarmiie(m): 10:50pm On Jul 01, 2015
Someone who knows his worth and value. I'm sure the 'educated' ones in the queue decided to keep shut while the market woman was talking about the injustice.

Just goes to show that education does not a superior mind make.
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by scentmarlc(m): 10:50pm On Jul 01, 2015
Galaxypoduction:
2nd to comment. Who are you FTC. U are an ogbanje i guess.
Heeeyzzz mr man. Behave yurself gringrin
My madam is an expatriate in FTC. She collect phd from NL FTC college...gringrin
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Tuntheycr7(op): 10:51pm On Jul 01, 2015
writetopoker:
tooo. lenghty no pisure
Lazy you grin Picturehuh
Picture of the woman? Picture of the Whiteman? Picture of the GTB staff? Or picture of the people on queue?
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by martinifeanyi(m): 10:51pm On Jul 01, 2015
Op clap 4 ur self Welllllllllllll done.
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by uswad: 10:51pm On Jul 01, 2015
let them know that we follow due process now
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Galaxypoduction: 10:52pm On Jul 01, 2015
scentmarlc:
Heeeyzzz mr man. Behave yurself gringrin

My madam is an expatriate in FTC. She collect phd from NL FTC college...gringrin
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Galaxypoduction: 10:52pm On Jul 01, 2015
scentmarlc:
Heeeyzzz mr man. Behave yurself gringrin

My madam is an expatriate in FTC. She collect phd from NL FTC college...gringrin
lols
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by clevadani: 10:52pm On Jul 01, 2015
Kudos to d op
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by writetopoker: 10:53pm On Jul 01, 2015
Tuntheycr7:
Lazy you grin Picturehuh
Picture of the woman? Picture of the Whiteman? Picture of the GTB staff? Or picture of the people on queue?
at least any grin. of d above
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by 12345DKO(m): 10:54pm On Jul 01, 2015
I LOVE WHAT YOU DID. GOD BLESS YOU REAL GOOD.
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Nobody: 10:55pm On Jul 01, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
This is the problem we experience cos of arse licking and inferiority complex.

Three gbosa to the Op for a job well done.

Lalasticlala, this deserve Fp because the Op is a real Nwa afor


*chilling in West Germany with President Michelle doing her pedicure*
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by phabulux: 10:56pm On Jul 01, 2015
Tuntheycr7:
[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the
nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside
the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy.
They are customers who wanna register for their
BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for
registration, they said. I wished them well as I
aligned with the shorter queue for customers
who wanna deposit cash.
Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to
scream. The only thing I was able to pick from
the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have
two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go
and gbeborun, to see what or who was
tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are
always garbed in white military-like uniform; are
they drivers or security men? About three of
them had just came in with one whiteman. And
they took the whiteman straight to the lady at
the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already
attending to the whiteman while the queue
watched, and waited, except this woman.
For a moment, I observed things. The woman
screaming against this white supremacy on the
soil of Africa is one local market woman. I
figured through her dressing, the way she tied
her purse around her waist, and when she
lamented that they left their wares to come join
this queue since they heard the exercise was
gonna close today. The men in white and the
whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's
noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all
it can till it can bark no more. The people on the
queue were indifferent. Some of them, their
looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman
wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni?
Haba!'
I stepped into the circle, calming the woman.
And then, I took the fight from there. I banged
the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's
attention. How can these men in white bring this
man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I
began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the
BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when
he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the
idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am
a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a
brief smile. At this point, everything stood still.
Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When
the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to
talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you
do from where you come from, huh? I threw into
his face. Is this how you will connive with staff
to jump over the queue when at the Barclays
Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh
or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't
do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due-
process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni
oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se.
He folded his arms and looked on imperiously.
At this point, the bank top officials had gathered
around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the
whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The
moment I noticed, I told them that if they go
attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell
everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too.
And then, they resorted to begging. And even the
woman whose fight I had taken ownership of
started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she
pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their
pleading fuelled my anger. What is that?
These things that come with neo-imperialism
sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke
in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian
airport, and they go, without being penalised as
would Nigerian offenders.[/b]





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Seun, I was mad enough - or drunk enough - to read this to the end, but do us all the favour of putting something remarkably sensinble on front page. Now, you might not have expected this, but, even the President and most Ambassadors visit this site.
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by pansophist(m): 10:56pm On Jul 01, 2015
Nice thread

But it has worked in reverse for me, I have been prioritized in banks and offices for being black (or foreign) in Europe many times, especially in Homogenous countries. Does it mean they are suffering from inferiority complex too?

If the whiteman was black, will you explicate the event to a case of inferiority complex? Although I am not justifying the preferential treatment accorded to the whiteman, but learn to put things into perspective. The notion of ''inferiority complex'' is solely your interpretation of what happened.

JustSaying
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Holuwadammie(m): 10:57pm On Jul 01, 2015
Nice 1 u re a true son of the soil...
D tinx wey dem no fit practice 4 deir country
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Nobody: 11:00pm On Jul 01, 2015
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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by saintfizzo(m): 11:02pm On Jul 01, 2015
Kudos OP..... I admire ur bravery cheesy
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by kamez(m):
reminds me of a similar experience I had last yr wen I visited owerri.

I went to diamond bank along MCC road to withdraw with my ATM. card. and met quite a lot of people on the queue so I joined them.

suddenly 2 expired oyibo abi Lebanese guys walked Into the premises smoking , and marched straight to the machine with one of the bank guards

see as everybody just clear road for them like mumu..

anyway I refused o. I said I must withdraw before them. the security man wanted to try rubbish, omo I
dash the guy big WAKA with my 10 fingers, and threatened to break his head. Then i told the white guys to clear road make I withdraw b4 I loose temper. they just obeyed jeje.

so I withdrew and left the other mumu customers standing there
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by crazygod(m): 11:04pm On Jul 01, 2015
This FTC crew, how do u guys do it? Abeg show me the way biko. Me to wan FTC.
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Omotayor123(f): 11:06pm On Jul 01, 2015
Nice one Op..grin
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Whynotthetruth(m): 11:07pm On Jul 01, 2015
Emekamex:
Will this Osibanjo and El Rufai taller? If not, I don't really care.
gringringringringrin nonsense boy
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by searider(m): 11:07pm On Jul 01, 2015
I am not a racist but i hate these whitemen's superiority complex. These are some sort of less-privilleged whites who have come to seek for greener pastures in naija only for us to treat them like gods.

Naija too like high-service. Those bank security may be begging him for money sef. Mtcheeeeew.
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by zemaye: 11:10pm On Jul 01, 2015
Slave mentality!!! Naija am not surprised
Go to common Kenya and see how the Kenyan immigration officers treat this folks 'equally' in fact the coloured man was going to make a fuss, when the officer politely told him is that how it is done in your country. I felt like I should hug the officer, the white guy was sent back to his destination because he doesn't have a yellow fever card.
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by chaxking(m): 11:11pm On Jul 01, 2015
So at the end did he join the queue? Or your effort was rendered effortless
Tuntheycr7:
[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the
nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside
the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy.
They are customers who wanna register for their
BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for
registration, they said. I wished them well as I
aligned with the shorter queue for customers
who wanna deposit cash.
Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to
scream. The only thing I was able to pick from
the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have
two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go
and gbeborun, to see what or who was
tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are
always garbed in white military-like uniform; are
they drivers or security men? About three of
them had just came in with one whiteman. And
they took the whiteman straight to the lady at
the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already
attending to the whiteman while the queue
watched, and waited, except this woman.
For a moment, I observed things. The woman
screaming against this white supremacy on the
soil of Africa is one local market woman. I
figured through her dressing, the way she tied
her purse around her waist, and when she
lamented that they left their wares to come join
this queue since they heard the exercise was
gonna close today. The men in white and the
whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's
noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all
it can till it can bark no more. The people on the
queue were indifferent. Some of them, their
looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman
wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni?
Haba!'
I stepped into the circle, calming the woman.
And then, I took the fight from there. I banged
the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's
attention. How can these men in white bring this
man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I
began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the
BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when
he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the
idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am
a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a
brief smile. At this point, everything stood still.
Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When
the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to
talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you
do from where you come from, huh? I threw into
his face. Is this how you will connive with staff
to jump over the queue when at the Barclays
Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh
or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't
do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due-
process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni
oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se.
He folded his arms and looked on imperiously.
At this point, the bank top officials had gathered
around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the
whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The
moment I noticed, I told them that if they go
attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell
everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too.
And then, they resorted to begging. And even the
woman whose fight I had taken ownership of
started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she
pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their
pleading fuelled my anger. What is that?
These things that come with neo-imperialism
sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke
in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian
airport, and they go, without being penalised as
would Nigerian offenders.[/b]


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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by searider(m): 11:12pm On Jul 01, 2015
pansophist:
Nice thread

But it has worked in reverse for me, I have been prioritized in banks and offices for being black (or foreign) in Europe many times, especially in Homogenous countries. Does it mean they are suffering from inferiority complex too?

If the whiteman was black, will you explicate the event to a case of inferiority complex? Although I am not justifying the preferential treatment accorded to the whiteman, but learn to put things into perspective. The notion of ''inferiority complex'' is solely your interpretation of what happened.
Light a cigar in their no smoking zone lets see if you get same treatment like the whites

JustSaying
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by repogirl(f): 11:12pm On Jul 01, 2015
Chai, even in our own country, we cower like cowards. Just too damn bad.
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