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I have been with my bae for almost 2 years now. Our first anniversary was in december. It was so fun. She a very sexy girl. A girl a lot of guys would die for. Now the problem is that I love her 100%, but she's exhibiting a trait I doubt so much about her. Her smile is cute and all, and can stop a bullet, but then, I've never heard her fart!

I mean, is she for real? What living human doesn't fart? I purposely made her eat beans twice one day, to test her myself. She didn't fart. Ok, she did, but I didn't count it as a fart, because when she farted, it was a bit loud and all that, but her fart didn't smell. Like, how possible is that? Is she for real? Do I break up with her?

Ehya.

Bring her and let me perform an operation on her. After this, be assured that she will start 'farting'

How many wraps did u smoke?

vfactor:
How many wraps did u smoke?

Wraps of what bro?

[color=#770077][/color]this shi so funny,too funny to be real,fart,are u serious??

NoobSaibott:
Wraps of what bro?

Of what u smoked

Kai...... Nairaland Don suffer...... As in, are we fart expert? Is your relationship based on fart? U really need sense.

Sorry Op but is your brain detachable? Cause u seem to be typing without it.
As a matter of fact I've never heard my dad fart before,since I was born till this day. And I kind of respect him for that. I dnt think I've done that for a third party to notice, in fact it creeps me out when a beautiful girl does that, it's like speaking bad grammar to me or having bad breath.
It's all about safe controll, for the fact that a lot of people claim that their is no disposition unit for fart doesn't make its matured for a person to make his fellow human being uncomfortable. It like yawning or sneezing, why don't u open ur mouth wide and sneeze or yearn since its natural?.
It's all about safe control people

faith551:
Sorry Op but is your brain detachable? Cause u seem to be typing without it.
As a matter of fact I've never heard my dad fact before,since I was born till this day. And I kind of respect him for that. I dnt I've done that for a third party to notice, in fact it creeps me out when a beautiful girl dies that, it's like speaking bad grammar to me or having bad breath.
It's all about safe controlled, for the fact that a lot of people claim that their is no disposition unit for fact doesn't make it matured for a person to make his fellow human being uncomfortable. It like yearning or sneezing, why don't u open ur mouth wide and sneeze or yearn since its natural?.
It's all about safe control people

What are you saying bro?

NoobSaibott:
What are you saying bro?

U dnt know how to read?

Guy, u need work o... Our last gateman just died. Your in luck

. Op, she's probably not comfortable with you

faith551:
U dnt know how to read?

Is that english?

may01:
. Op, she's probably not comfortable with you

She is.

We do all sort of nasty stuff together. She farted once, but I didn't count it as a fart cos it smelled like oxygen. Is it natural for her fart not to smell?

Op ur brain needs to be formated, every human being fart, if she does not fart den she would ve been dead by now, if u ve not heard her fart doesn't mean she does not fart. She is only being respectful and responsible.

NoobSaibott:
I have been with my bae for almost 2 years now. Our first anniversary was in december. It was so fun. She a very sexy girl. A girl a lot of guys would die for. Now the problem is that I love her 100%, but she's exhibiting a trait I doubt so much about her. Her smile is cute and all, and can stop a bullet, but then, I've never heard her fart!

I mean, is she for real? What living human doesn't fart? I purposely made her eat beans twice one day, to test her myself. She didn't fart. Ok, she did, but I didn't count it as a fart, because when she farted, it was a bit loud and all that, but her fart didn't smell. Like, how possible is that? Is she for real? Do I break up with her?

....is she lightskin?

MrCork:
....is she lightskin?

Yes bro. She light skin.

NoobSaibott:
She is.

We do all sort of nasty stuff together. She farted once, but I didn't count it as a fart cos it smelled like oxygen. Is it natural for her fart not to smell?

Yup, sometimes mine doesn't smell

may01:
Yup, sometimes mine doesn't smell

I need to confirm that

Em... NoobSaibot's fart-ality is easy na. Back + back + forward + forward + HK.

Try it on your gf. If NoobSaibot doesn't win immediately , you didn't press it well.

Oahray:
Em... NoobSaibot's fart-ality is easy na. Back + back + forward + forward + HK.

Try it on your gf. If NoobSaibot doesn't win immediately , you didn't press it well.

I'm used to SEGA pad.