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| Wooing Experts Needed by Johnnoah1st(op): 7:54pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
WOOING EXPERT NIGGAS PLS HOW DO U WOO A LADY AMONG HER FRIENDS, e.g u went for shopping and u see a group of girls and u spot a girl u like among her friends, or in an eatry or any other places. advice needed from mature niggas. |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 7:56pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Am sori dude, bt how old are you and when did u registered on nairaland? Asin eeh,if u have registered here 4 quite a long time and u stil went ahead to ask this stvpid question, hmm then i must say urz is a lost case! Gosh!. |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by ikeepitreal(m): 8:00pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Whip out your dick and walk up to her while holding it. Fully erect o, I've sha told u 1 Like |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by boboLIL(m): 8:05pm On Jul 02, 2015*. Modified: 8:47pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
If u g0 di and w00 her... Mehn dem g0 use u d0 yeye.. G0 there ,,greet dem den call her 0ut and talk t0 her.... E.g hell0 cute ladies,,, hw ar yhu ladies d0in? After their ch0rus ansa.... Den talk t0 d 0ne yhu want like dis.... Excuse me dear... Wana hav a min wid u...buh mk sure yhu l00k presentable s0 she wil be pr0ud leavin her frnds behind....if n0t,,, 0ga d kind reply u g0 get dia,,,, u g0 like disappear.... 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jul 02, 2015*. Modified: 8:23pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
[size=18pt] STAY FIRM AND BRIGHT, WINK @ HER AND CUT THE GLANCE IMMEDIATELY. THIS WOULD TELL HER U KINDA LIKE D SHIIT IN HER... STEP2: WALK TOWARDS D EXIT PATH SHE WOULD PASS THROUGH AND GET BUSY WITH SOMETHING TILL SHE SHOWS UP, STEP3: GREET ALL HER FRIENDS INCLUDN HER «" HI, LADIES "» STEP4: ACT LIKE YOU KNOW HER B4 BY SAYING «" MAY I C U FOR A SEC PLS, " WITH A SMILE AND DONT SOUND DESPERATE BUT ACT FAST STEP5: (HER FRIENDS WUD TINK U KNOW HER AND LET HER GO.) JUST DONT MAKE D MISTAKE OF INTRODUCING URSELF OOOOOO, COMPLIMENT D SHIIT OUT OF HER THEN WAIT PATIENTLY FOR HER REPLY STEP6: INTRODUCE URSELF, CRACK A MINI LOVELY JOKE ABOUT HER BEAUTY OR THE SURROUNDN STEP7: APPRECIATE HER LISTENING EARS. STEP8: COLLECT HER SOCIAL CONTACT STEP9: CRACK A MINI SERIOUS JOKE ( ENSURE U LET HER FEELU AINT JOBLESS AND ALSO GOT A PLACE TO GO TO) AND LET HER LEAVE WITH A SMILE GUDLUCKKKKKKKKKKK [/size] 4 Likes |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Lumpyy(f): 8:10pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Just walk straight to her,look her in d eye and say:there are many fises(nt fishes o) in d river,in wch golden fiss is d bes(wtot t)and u are d bes,wil u be my geyfren(pronounce as seen)yes or no,if no y?   ,she go just hug u! 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Johnnoah1st(op): 8:19pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:dis wat mtn cause when dey give small kids like dis free megabyte after loading #100, and give foolish being like dis wit little or no sensible sense d access to d internet. i knw u cant comprehend a little sentence and dats how u people fail jamb and waec and u will be saying na from village dem dey follow u because if u can comprehend u will see where i said its for mature niggas (male) to advice and ur moniker doesnt even signify u as a male talkless of being a mature one and is not like i force u to comment. so pls next time if u cant comment meaningfully to wat i wrote on my thread dont comment pls. u dis mumurish mumu THANKS 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Johnnoah1st(op): 8:22pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
boboLIL:bar man, give dis NIGGA 2 bottle of ORIGIN. u get sense jare 1 Like |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 8:25pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Lumpyy:re u rily a gal.? I doubt coz dat method worketh not |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
ikeepitreal:wharay lobardey |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 8:31pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Luedave:prof baba What of if I wan yansh am  Oya enlighten me |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Johnnoah1st(op): 8:35pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Luedave:2 BOTTLE OF COKE 4 U |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Johnnoah1st:did u say fail jamb and weac? Lolz! I passed my exams with alphas, gosh! U are so dense. Lolz. |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 8:41pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Jarizod:i dnt know oooo ask ladyboss1, goldmaxx d prof in yanshin and youngest fada, and freemanan area fada 1 of............ Joint.... |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 8:43pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Luedave: Ok.. waiting for my lessons |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Johnnoah1st(op): 8:47pm On Jul 02, 2015*. Modified: 9:27pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:hahahahahaha. oro naa dun, ofe ke. |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 8:50pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
 u don't need all Dat when u got swag .... Swerve is d answer.... (confidence helps a lot too)... And act like you own dem..... B4 I go, 4bottuls of O'mpa to all ma likers 1 Like
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| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Goldmaxx(f): 8:54pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Bro,wats ur problem,why dnt u let me continue my grieviances alone Luedave: 1 Like |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by ikeepitreal(m): 8:56pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Jarizod:Lol, na so nw. 1 Like |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Johnnoah1st(op): 8:57pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Ikennakenn:U ARE HANDSOME JARE MY GUY 1 Like |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 9:02pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Luedave:Huh |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
LadyBoss1:theres dis young dude wu got everytin in d world already and wanna waste some speerm but knowest not how to fetch holes to deposit d speerms.. He goes by d name jarizod.. And wud like u to help |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by pbs4real(m): 9:10pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:hmmm. . .are u sure u really ok 2day  Cos dis bashing on every thread is wat i cnt fathom |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by hottest111: 9:11pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Nawa oo |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
pbs4real:dn"t mind dat gal jare. |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 9:13pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Luedave:Lolz ur not serious .. Does he work ? |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by pbs4real(m): 9:14pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:u see wah am talking abt. . I tried letting u knw,wah u doing is wrng,instead u his'd and left the thread without an apology to the op. . . .who offended u today |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by jrerico1(m): 9:18pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Johnnoah1st:I tire for the b'tch |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jul 02, 2015*. Modified: 10:07pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
When you want to woo !!! * You first of all relax * Check if both of you are on the same level o...before approaching * act like you've seen her somewhere... and be serious about it.. * be creative, be smart, never make the mistake of cracking unnecessary jokes *If you have better British accent display it...if not, don't keep it to you self * if she laughs at your jokes don't laugh...rather smile a lil * lastly be brief goodluck |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Luedave:oh my!! this is a pro talking 1 Like |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by hottest111: 9:24pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:So,, what's ur point now |
| Re: Wooing Experts Needed by Nobody: 9:26pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
LadyBoss1:Luedave, u get queshion o LadyBoss1 so u can be my tutor Am hunored |
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