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Olodonairaland:
Nairaland guyz don madt tay tay

Whch kain moniker be ds one again, e wa gbamii keee. #Orisirisi

Mogidi:
Wow big mistake, Ibadan elephants are known to be dangerous. Next time try Edo friendly lions, they're friendly, cuddly and adorable.

dose lions wey be like say dem never chop. Hungry a5s creatures. To roar sef dey hard dem. Mtcheew

*still laffing* am wondering how and who among the MOD move dis to Fp, I love his sense of humor and applaud the MOD for it. Fried plantain you nor go use laff kill me Abeg ROTFL.

FriedPlantain:
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In 1995, Peter Davies was on holiday in Nigeria after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the University of Ibadan Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1995, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same _fucking elephant.


This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullsh1t stories. _Fuck you all!

FriedPlantain
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Bar Man!!! Give this guy 1 Origin and Dried meat for my head..

shockwave91:
dose lions wey be like say dem never chop. Hungry a5s creatures. To roar sef dey hard dem. Mtcheew

Na for Port Harcourt I see the first humble Lion for my life. Lion humble sotey e start to chop moi moi and plantain chips wey people dey throw give am.

You still smoke?

ArQueBusieR:
This plantain is burnt.

THE MOI MOI IS TASTELESS.

Lolz

FriedPlantain:
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In 1995, Peter Davies was on holiday in Nigeria after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the University of Ibadan Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1995, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same _fucking elephant.


This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullsh1t stories. _Fuck you all!

FriedPlantain
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Yes, fnck them all!

Na for Port Harcourt I see the first humble Lion for my life. Lion humble sotey e start to chop moi moi and plantain chips wey people dey throw give am
Probably wasn't the same _fucking elephant. This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullsh1t stories. _Fuck you all! angry angry FriedPlantain

Burnt plantain

A lot of posters still didn't get OPs message.

Sagamite is correct about the IQ of majority of posters on this forum.

this your story na horror film o. Na 'caught in the act' Ibadan episode be dat

gbens2000:
i sent dat gal an email teling her to send me anre account num she didnt reply,maybe she thinks am scam,hope she is ok.

Please let's chat privately.

MadCow1:
Na for Port Harcourt I see the first humble Lion for my life. Lion humble sotey e start to chop moi moi and plantain chips wey people dey throw give am.

Issalie

FriedPlantain:
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In 1995, Peter Davies was on holiday in Nigeria after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the University of Ibadan Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1995, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same _fucking elephant.


This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullsh1t stories. _Fuck you all!

FriedPlantain
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F%^kSh*+?!!!!

rhotimee:
U sick bro

Not that i agree that d @op sick ooooo,



Buh me i no fit say you dey lie

icekream:
Bros U can lie ehn.

Baba no vex, no be em fault, na d harsh economy

U must be high on weed bro

Claim: Man is killed by an elephant he mistakes for one he aided years earlier.

www.snopes.com/critters/malice/elephant.asp#atfjS1FRe4HRUJtP.99

urban legend.

Senseless story joo

Nice story for the kindergartens

EgusiSoup:
EgusiSoup greets you.

CC
Boiledcorn
Redoil

add Bitter leaf

FriedPlantain:
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In 1995, Peter Davies was on holiday in Nigeria after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the University of Ibadan Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1995, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same _fucking elephant.


This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullsh1t stories. _Fuck you all!

FriedPlantain
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This guy is something else.

...yet another very dead idi.ot loses his life at the expense of testing nature's wildness. What else is new?

That being said, the elephant is the closest thing out there to a gentle giant. That Peter guy is totally suspect

ArQueBusieR:
This plantain is burnt.

I agree..lol..

guy if I catch you this morning with this ur lies,, I swear Na 2 skin u alive for some hot #peppersoup.............





But that's none of my business

Yeah, it's heart touching. Because the victim was white.


_foolish black people.

FriedPlantain:
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In 1995, Peter Davies was on holiday in Nigeria after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the University of Ibadan Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1995, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same _fucking elephant.


This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullsh1t stories. _Fuck you all!

FriedPlantain
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Yu shriveled elephant pizzle!

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This is super story!!!