Ok ladies and gentlebobs am not good wiv this open speech nonsense.Straight to d converso this is a zone for coreect minded jokers , so if you dont have d lafin factor , i repeat dont type or i violation u but feel free to observe . Now b4 we strt to gingerfy dis cabarn i will like to tuale my fellow jokers who have kept d other thread rolling ,

Sion to d below jokers
Our main oga danny young
chizoba
badosky jnr
Eldav
Elguababa
Lancaster
KDK
My ex gbencher (element)
everybody hates Chris (studio)
Efemena robson(always lookin 4 d weakest link)
Lysir monalisa
Ghana boi(black sta)
Lollipop(omolola)
Poultry supervisor(vicks *aka* mr skeletal)
Confused.com(brite008)
Hapennin babe(yinkalink)
Baba ko foshi(Pharaoh) etccccc
if your name no dey dia u never collect mbe from queen o
jus teasing love u all now lets begin d lafin galoreee

My lady with the sexy eyez. ,i feel u babe.

eerm how do i get started,i dnt knw my way around here yet,u knw.

Sweerie jus.do u make.some of ur comment spArk A lool,,lmAo,lwkmd,roftl,roftlmao etc expression u fil my stizzle ,u are. Capable now. Julius

mstweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


_{strollin out}

May d door slam on ur ugly behind. PlAYer haTer
Tseeeew. IgnorAmus

tot i wasnt meant to comment


abi i for no commot again, n besides y will a b player hating sumone am naturally ahead of?


callin me names,wont do u any gud

* Strolls In and takes a Close look at the bar and observes that it has a Village Snuff men bar resemblance *

Idowu how come u're operating on bar levels when your area of expertise lies at selling tomatoes at ariaria market?

Baby i doubt the advancement of this bar oo cos this aint your field, Goto Ariaria now

Btw, when ma name turn 'El guababa'? Abi u dey force me to take up a Yoruba Diety Priest Name?

Anyway as a big boy lemme flex wiv ma old bar money, give me an xpensive chilled bottle of Cigaratte am definitely tasty

Kai ewu u fall my hand o, u no sabi read dint teacher Chike teach u how to read usin dat storybook eze goes to school .Babe its a chillin spa wey u come in for massages and pampering not igbo joint wey u expertise in

* Jumps up at hearing the term 'Massage' *

Oya Oya come come, dis ma thighs dey pull me below body xpectations and its likely u'ld also work on the Nyanshes Lola just dey ovalook them

Start work Nwa Oma

Moon lights as he arrives in his keke Napep, blasting "Victory" by B.I.G. Takes a look around, moves into the VIP lounge to relax, orders a martini while awaiting a lap dance from on of the strippers.

What a day! Ooh goody, a Spa! Me muscles r killin me. Anybody here pls? *ignores KDK's attempt to swipe at me * u drunk?

@elgua
Amadi wait for lola cus I dont want to tamper wiv her  property.while u wait u can  relax ur muscles in d jacuzzi full of bikini body gals downstair. wud u like a cocktail wiv dAt?

kdk.Na wAh o use sef dey dull,spa dey get strippers .anyways strip down to ur underwear aNd let me relax ur muscles wiv a hot oil massage

Yinky right. @ your service. Nextdoor is a  6ft ChocolaTe hunk waitin to make u feel t ease wen u done come str8 down for a mAnicure. I ensure to make u feel revatilised today

Aargh dats sounds just lyk heaven.

@ Idowu, u're too partial
Just b'cos KDK enter wiv a Keke napep u're now attending already to him hoping for a free ride at Umuogele junction. Poor u

@ Yinka, hun lemme help u * As he slides the Young damsel to the couch and rubs an oily substance considered to be groundnut oil on her thighs then massages *

You know its always ideal for me to do this not really the Spa owner Id, a scene of You been massaged by her would probably look like a Lesbianic show So opposite S'ex matterz

Elguapo I won't have u disorganise d spa is eida u cooloff in d jacuzzi or u help d potters clean plates ,saucepans and cups

@kdk
How u liking d service sir?

Why thank u. Id u did not tell me dat EL was d handsum bloke. Hmnn, Dat fils soooo nice.

Eeemh yinka come elguapo don take juju hypnotise u , no b him dey dat room its a guy called stephen2 from d literature section he's wan fine mudapraisejesus

Rily, *tries to xtract maself 4rm El's grip. Hmnn,sori but i tink am in d wrong room* Id i hope d nu guy's worthy,cos El has very nice hands.

@ Idowu, u too dey Bleep up! See as god send me here to help u wiv ma fine look and tendercious palms attract customerz u ma just dey dull

@ Yinka, dont mind idowu, she's just afraid ma charisma fit collect all her customers, anyway lemme let her have it her way, but any act contradicting a massage frm her to u i'ld surely consider Lesbianic show and i might be tempted to Call the 8th Strt La'tinas or even 89.com Groupz to come have a free live clip

 @ ID, u never hear of SPA with happy endings?

@ Yinka, no mind me, i dey find happy ending, u will be of great help,

@ El-guapo, did u verify that she is not a transexual?

Id,a transexual! God help us! Kdk,if u want happy endin,go insyd fairytale.

yinkalink:

Rily, *tries to xtract maself 4rm El's grip. Hmnn,sori but i tink am in d wrong room* Id i hope d nu guy's worthy,cos El has very nice hands.

yyincussssss y ave thou lieth now, u no how many akpu tossing job dat guy don get, u come dey give me boboo sey uchenna hand soft dats like sayin na queen of England dey tek hand wash her pant

Eeeeh I think kdk wanted to no if u had a wully not me, so tell us do u have nuts

@elgua
U no say u dey prove stubborn no vex me o tseEeew

Idowuogbo:


Eeeeh I think kdk wanted to no if u had a wully not me, so tell us do u have nuts

Abeg, help me tell her.

Dnt v 'em,dnt nid 'em. Ur guy hasn't showd up oh!

Eemmh yinka. Ma gbe ye wa meeehnn!.my employee has been waiting in dat room for u. Jus say u have a tin or 2 for lollipop guy jare but we no dey steal each oda husband for dis cabarn, dose kain babe we stone dem to death hia

@ Idowu, Woman u berra go employ pretty ladies here oo not girls ladies i mean ladies i repeat a gud xample of one is Lysaa not Efemena [She's got a torrid palms, i wont like going home injured] and for ur info she'ld [Lysaa] be attending to moi alone a kinda customized Treatment

Elgua u are ill. , I swear let d gals come and catch u yeye boi anYways since u here can I use u as a dummie to perform our new. Form of accupunture

Let the gals come naa, am eva ready for them Physically, Spiritually and Bedically

Anyway am glad u've changed ur mind on attending to me but the sad story is that i've already changed mine too bout d part to massage, i earlier requested for a thigh but now am asking u to start frm that Nigger between ma thighs

Badosky snr.! I haileth! Warrido?

Long long day, Need to relax now. Can't believe I.d has finally decided to put all the money she made at the garage to good use. Nice place, need to ask my swthrt if she likes it though. If she no like am, no show be that.