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greenstar:

HRich:
If with your eyes open. You allow me to do dig you without protection, just because you think you can stand tomorrow to tell me you Lost/Miss your period. I dont think (personally) i have any reason to Fear. You will only have to Find that Period where you drop it.

9jatatafo:
You will be afraid when you bleep without condom. I don't do that mistake of bleeping with a condom. My babe once told me she missed her period and I told her she will surely see it as I use condom all the time unless she played away.

philGeo:
JollyJoy, you again? You always say it raw.

Jollyjoy:
yex any pro?

Cutehector:
so u like fvck?

Misternas89:
Clap 4 yasef ma nigga

Jollyjoy:
what is so unique abt the president daughter? Infact impregnanting her wil even be worse dan an ordinary gal.

terrymason:
i laugh in swahili

falconey:
[color=#990000][/color]

coldHeat:
When you fail to plan,
When you choose not to see ahead and counter unwanted results with necessary premeditated caution,

And you act and engage in a calculated venture of pleasure newly wed to stupidity,

And everything goes sideways,

You find yourself in a pool of regret, drowning, unable to swim to the shore of an absolution, imagining countless scenarios where you could have been good to reasoning, known better and done what was unseemingly best at the time.

All of a sudden, Time travel, impossible as it is, begins to whisper possibilities to your confused mind,

Reality slaps you in the face with two choices, murder of the first degree, or parental responsibility that will usher in a faceless shame that will take years to bleach her skin and then, become unknown and unfamiliar with your reputation.

Either decision you take (no matter how many eons you masturbate on the possibilities in between) leaves you and your present predicament violated, the anal rectum of your pride and ego unable to come to terms with the suddden sodomy the consequences of your actions has so rendered on you.

Through all this, He that inhabiteth eternity (impregnating her, birthing the Space-Time continuum), amused at your plight, watches your humbled state; it entertains Him, because, unknown to you at the time, your girlfriend will later call you to tell you her period only shifted by a few days and she is not pregnant.

And through the Eyes that sees all things, knows all things and becomes all things He sees you heaving a sigh of relief heavier than lead, only for you to make the same mistake three fornications later, and this time, with a daughter of a retired General.

Man truly is the architect of his own misfortune. And it appears that in every eternity, schooled by our fleshly desires, we graduate to wreck havoc on ourselves and others all in the name of pursuing a momentary gratification of mental stimulation.


Interesting...

Cutehector:
I jus dey hold myself... Cux if I no hold myself, she go carry belle... So d romance just end for kiss and petting... And I no like condom one bit....

coldHeat:
When you fail to plan,
When you choose not to see ahead and counter unwanted results with necessary premeditated caution,

And you act and engage in a calculated venture of pleasure newly wed to stupidity,

And everything goes sideways,

You find yourself in a pool of regret, drowning, unable to swim to the shore of an absolution, imagining countless scenarios where you could have been good to reasoning, known better and done what was unseemingly best at the time.

All of a sudden, Time travel, impossible as it is, begins to whisper possibilities to your confused mind,

Reality slaps you in the face with two choices, murder of the first degree, or parental responsibility that will usher in a faceless shame that will take years to bleach her skin and then, become unknown and unfamiliar with your reputation.

Either decision you take (no matter how many eons you masturbate on the possibilities in between) leaves you and your present predicament violated, the anal rectum of your pride and ego unable to come to terms with the suddden sodomy the consequences of your actions has so rendered on you.

Through all this, He that inhabiteth eternity (impregnating her, birthing the Space-Time continuum), amused at your plight, watches your humbled state; it entertains Him, because, unknown to you at the time, your girlfriend will later call you to tell you her period only shifted by a few days and she is not pregnant.

And through the Eyes that sees all things, knows all things and becomes all things He sees you heaving a sigh of relief heavier than lead, only for you to make the same mistake three fornications later, and this time, with a daughter of a retired General.

Man truly is the architect of his own misfortune. And it appears that in every eternity, schooled by our fleshly desires, we graduate to wreck havoc on ourselves and others all in the name of pursuing a momentary gratification of mental stimulation.


Interesting...

Jollyjoy:
yex any pro?

Pheals:
I haven't seen mine also!!!

falconey:
[color=#990000][/color]

Kolade354:
And So? Go and meet OBinna.....

BraniacX:
What!!!

But I used a cd na

Jollyjoy:
shebi u c am nw... It ur collective respönsibility.

coldHeat:
When you fail to plan,
When you choose not to see ahead and counter unwanted results with necessary premeditated caution,

And you act and engage in a calculated venture of pleasure newly wed to stupidity,

And everything goes sideways,

You find yourself in a pool of regret, drowning, unable to swim to the shore of an absolution, imagining countless scenarios where you could have been good to reasoning, known better and done what was unseemingly best at the time.

All of a sudden, Time travel, impossible as it is, begins to whisper possibilities to your confused mind,

Reality slaps you in the face with two choices, murder of the first degree, or parental responsibility that will usher in a faceless shame that will take years to bleach her skin and then, become unknown and unfamiliar with your reputation.

Either decision you take (no matter how many eons you masturbate on the possibilities in between) leaves you and your present predicament violated, the anal rectum of your pride and ego unable to come to terms with the suddden sodomy the consequences of your actions has so rendered on you.

Through all this, He that inhabiteth eternity (impregnating her, birthing the Space-Time continuum), amused at your plight, watches your humbled state; it entertains Him, because, unknown to you at the time, your girlfriend will later call you to tell you her period only shifted by a few days and she is not pregnant.

And through the Eyes that sees all things, knows all things and becomes all things He sees you heaving a sigh of relief heavier than lead, only for you to make the same mistake three fornications later, and this time, with a daughter of a retired General.

Man truly is the architect of his own misfortune. And it appears that in every eternity, schooled by our fleshly desires, we graduate to wreck havoc on ourselves and others all in the name of pursuing a momentary gratification of mental stimulation.


Interesting...

Jollyjoy:
Shebi u see am, when he was digging he didn"t remember the harsh reality to it. Dis boy don marry free woman na.

Pheals:
my mumzy is coming yah house today no story

IBBG:
whenever I hear of the space-time continuum I just smile. SCI-FI at work. Although I love SCI-FI