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Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by metroparrot: 12:35pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
A man is suing the company Unilever for causing him "mental anguish" because he could not attract women with his fresh breath after using their toothpaste. Anthony Olatunfe, from Nigeria, used Unilever's "Close up" toothpaste in the hopes of having women rush to him, just like the toothpaste advertisement implies, Metronaija reported last week. But after more than seven years of using the toothpaste, Olatunfe, 26, still hasn't managed to find a mate. "Where is the Close Up effect?" Olatunfe said, according to www.metronaija.com. "I've been waiting for it for over seven years." Olatunfe apparently filed the lawsuit when he tried to kiss a female boss after using Close up. The boss slapped Olatunfe. "Right from my college to now in my office, no girl ever agreed to even go out for tea or coffee with me, even though I'm sure they could smell my breath," Olatunfe said, metronaija reported. "I always brush my teeth with so much Close up gel to make sure the girls get turned on by my fresh breath as they usually show on TV." Olatunfe said that Unilever, which owns brands like Dove, Lipton and Ben & Jerry's, was "cheating" when it guaranteed that Close up toothpaste will make the user irresistible, Metronaija reported. The plaintiff even submitted his entire stock of Close up tubes- empty, half-empty and brand new- to the court to support his claim. Olatunfe insisted the court order Unilever test the toothpaste in a laboratory to prove the effectiveness of its product, Metronaija reported. Unilever has not yet issued a statement about the lawsuit, Metronaija reported. "Unilever might be tempted to argue that Anthony is too ugly to attract a girl, but it is very risky," Barrister Festus Keyamo, a lawyer from Lagos, told www.metronaija.com "There is no data to substantiate the supposition that unattractive and unintelligent men don't attract women." http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/man-sue-unilever-after-toothpaste.html Cc: lalasticlala |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by metroparrot: 12:35pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
#I laff in arabic Am dedicating dis ftc to ma Genea #waiting for u to return so we cucumbate 1 Like |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by demmy0325(m): 12:38pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
... .. Pains of a frustrated man.... |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Barry2015(f): 12:38pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Nothing we no go see for naija
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Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Nobody: 12:39pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Naija ii hail thee 1 Like
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Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by 2dice(m): 12:39pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
The dude is a Comedian |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Stanleyafam(m): 12:39pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Ok naw |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Tolexander: 12:39pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
The best location for this thread is the joke section. A picture of the teeth would make it more comic. 1 Like |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by samueld0(m): 12:40pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
demmy0325:Take heart bro |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by demmy0325(m): 12:43pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
OREMUSSANCTUS:.. Ma browser hanged on the way.. Dnt wori... It wont happen next time.. |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by stuff46(m): 12:44pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Pissures of the or idonbilivit |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Firefire(m): 12:45pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
I heard this story many long time ago. Stale! |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by DOOSNAS(m): 12:46pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Wahala |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Nobody: 12:56pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
I just dey laugh |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by afuye(m): 1:03pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Seriously, the company need to be sued for false advert Cc lalasticlala |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by leke12(m): 1:05pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Nice! He shud do the same to chi vita |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:31pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Lwtmb ooooo |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by kokoA(m): 1:51pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
That's how I injured myself while trying to lift a weight of 110kg after drinking peak milk everyday for 1 month.. .. And person been lift thesame weight after one glass of milk for the advert o. Make I treat myself first, they must hear from my lawyers to! |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by stinggy(m): 2:06pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Right move. Mine will be with Vicks (Baba blue). A pack almost finished now and my airway hasn't cleared while in advert the baba gave the conductor just One and the guy's voice came back |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by blessnija: 2:11pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
good. blame it on APC |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Cooljoe1(m): 2:22pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
So this saying is true ''many are .... |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Genea(f): 2:31pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
OREMUSSANCTUS:cucumbate bawo? |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Genea:Lmtao |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Genea:Lmtao |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Genea:Lmtao |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Caseless: 2:46pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Caseless: 2:51pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Genea:if Na oremussanctus be ur bobo, then it is safe to say you are boboless. |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Nobody: 2:56pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Caseless:Enemy of progress, so y u wan die if I blast Buhari? I do unto Buhari what u doing unto me An eye for and eye |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Genea(f): 2:57pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Caseless:dats harsh,r u for real |
Re: Man Sue Unilever After Toothpaste Failed To Attract Single Ladies by Genea(f): 2:58pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
OREMUSSANCTUS:issokay |
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