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#GEJwhileyouwereaway there has been a daily routine of suicide bombers detonator and church bombing but i know you are familiar with all those...

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#GEJwhileyouwereaway, our president visited Michelle, the president of West Germany.

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#GejWhileYouWhereAway the dullard of dauara said he has defeated bbook boys but at least 700 has died

#GejWhileYouWhereAway the dullard created west Germany with Mitchell as president

#GejWhileYouWhereAway Buhari shared billions from a virtually empty treasury

#GejWhileYouWhereAway Buhari wants fullness of time to appoint minsters

#GejWhileYouWhereAway dollar is now equal to 230 naira we are still waiting for N1=$1

#GejWhileYouWhereAway Buhari became an old wine

but i miss GEJ

#GEJwhileyouwereaway... The fish (west) and the bird (north) that fell in love, are now having problem of accommodation as to where they would live....


The carnivorous hungry bird chose to eating the fish as a means to solving the shelter problem....

Seriously the best twit was ; gej, while you were away, my freezer couldn't stop being blocked '- same applies to me. It was the most serious and constructive twit of all, others were just comic relief.

Mtcheeeew!! Good riddance

Funny ke mschewwwwwww

#gejwhileyouwereaway Boko Haram was almost given Amnesty with our Oyel money, Nuclear plant brought all the way from mighty Lagos and Kaduna to Akwa Ibom and Kogi, Boko Haram were released on bail by fg, and relocated to east

#GejWhileYouwereAway

Nigeria has been on fire, 800 confirmed dead

Its barely 6 weeks and TANoids want PMB to magically erase all the flops the immediate past committed in about 260 weeks. Tell them TANoids to cool down,else, they can go hibernate inside the lagoon.

front page asap.

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Ebere, #whileyouwereaway. they laid a false allegation, that you were the one that earlier planned of relocating boko haram prisoners to anambra state. is that true? and again, #whileyouwereaway, northern rams have been killing and bombing each other as they use to do before. even liar mohammed and hell rufai has forgotten their twiter password, even the public ass hole called Oby has forgotten her own username and password too. let me not talk much about the lion if ibiam abi judiam called Amechi, he too never believed that he has been used and dumped, even when the reality is on his corner. what about tinubu, aahh! aahh!. baba waray, owa mbe. he too dey suprised

#gejwhileyouwereaway, nigerians were happy bcoz you just washed away their sorrow by accepting defeat.

#gejwhileyouareaway the illiterate terrorist Daura dullard gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla mumuhamado mumuharii is busy sipping fura d'nunu and forking Aisha instead of fighting bokoharam.


Buhari is a terrorist - Elrufai

Gejwhileyou'reaway, We now have a New Country Called West Germany though we still believe that in fulness of time, it would turn to North Germany

#GEJwhileYouAreAway we have been having good supply of electricity.

#GEJWhileYouAreAway Dr. Mrs Iweala said you approved the release of $2billion from ECA without the knowledge of FEC

Lol. Funny hash tag.

Can't these PDP people be creative for once?? Must you guys copy everything?? Ha o ga o!

#GEJWhileYouWereAway, Femi Adesina called us Wailing Wailers. He also asked us to drink Old Tasty Wine

PDP is still spending money even after election..

#gejwhileyouwereaway, wrestlemania 30 took place in NASS


The best president Nigeria ever had.