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yes oo, am that naija, young but single boy...
I go dey tell una stories from this my dramatic life,before that sha, here are some random facts about me and some of my ideologies

#1. I think part of a best friend's job is to immediately clear your browsers history when you die.

#2. Nothing sucks than that awkward moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong.

#3. I wish I had those naps I didn't want to have when I was younger.

#4. was learning short hand and cursive really necessary?

#5. Google maps sef..., I think I already know the directions out of my neighbourhood.

#6. obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died .

#7. bad decisions make good stories,not for the victim though...

#8. you don't know at first, but there comes a day when you just know you won't do anything productive.

#9. I'm always terrified when I want to come out of Microsoft word and it asks me if I want to save changes to a 10 page project I know I did not add anything to.

#10. I hate when I pick a call and the caller hangs up,but after calling the person back 5times I get no response ,what did you do ,call me,hang up ,then run away ?

#11. I hate leaving the house well dressed and not meeting anyone of importance the entire day.

#12. I save some people's number just so I'll know not to pick when they call.

#13. sometimes I'll watch a movie I watched when I was younger and realize I had no idea what the movie was about back then...

#14. I'd rather try to carry all my 10bags in at once than to take five trips bringing them in two ,two.

#15. I have a hard time differentiating between boredom and hunger.

#16. how many times do I have to say 'what?' before nodding, smiling and telling the person I wasn't hearing what he was saying??

#17. I love it when cars team up to block a car from shunting at the fuel station! stay strong brothers and sisters!

#18. is it just me or do secondary schoolers get dumber and dumber every year? #WAEC and #JAMB things...

#19. there's no worse feeling than that second when you see your life flash in front of you and you feel you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

#20. as a driver I hate pedestrians, as a pedestrian I hate drivers ,but no matter the mode of transportation, I hate okadas !

#21. sometimes I'll look at my wrist watch 3consecutive times and still not know what the time is.

#22. even under ideal conditions people have a hard time finding their keys or phones in their pockets, but I'm sure everyone can switch off or snooze an alarm in 3seconds.


so there you have it, I am NaijaSingleBoy!

Read ur article and correct its structure

LueDaveLOVESYOU:
Read ur article and correct its structure

thanks. done, st.upid tecno autocorrect.

#9 tho

vjsmiles:
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what? what?? *nods then smiles* ,sorry didn't read your comment

So now we Have NSB??

lalasticlala what is this?

Number 12

I find #15 and #22 very funny

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I find this quite funny.. especially the number 2,13 and 14.They happen to me at times.

Prison break

Wow...an NSG....its not a bad idea actually....

U can start a blog.


Pls do







Cc lalasticlala

Hahahaha.... I find number 19 and 21 very funny sha... Happens to me once in a while!