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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by free2ryhme: 6:39am On Jul 09, 2015
huthority01:
I'm a Leo! I have double personality! Actually, It’s multiple! I study the game of power to develop the ability to understand everybody around me and judge by my own reasoning, & by this, i don’t joke with what are not meant to be joked with. I respect & honor, those who deserved to be honored. I can be anybody, any day, anytime, anyhow, anywhere.

I’m energetic, dynamic, competent, ambitious and decisive, a confident natural leader, who loves responsibility and challenges. I instinctively aspire to positions in which I can mobilize resources and seek long-term goals. I care for the global direction, but leave the detailed implementation tasks to others.

I look for the strategically most effective ways and ensure that problems are solved and decisions are taken, and that something goes on. I radiate a natural authority and awaken confidence and trust in others. I like and respect people who challenge me, but hate incompetence and inefficiency and treat people who do not meet my expectations harshly. I prefer to work with independent, decisive and results-oriented people. I’m aware of competition and often a workaholic and i want to be the best in whatever I do.

I am open and honest, resolute and energetic, I express my opinions powerfully and generally i go straight to the point. I love confrontations and enjoy intellectually stimulating discussions, but I can only be convinced by clear and solid rational reasons. I think fast, express myself clearly and speak in public with skill and full of self-confidence, even impromptu.
I am logical, analytical, innovative and imaginative. I can make effective and often tough decisions, and if it requires the matter, I rarely take into consideration the feelings and needs of the affected people. I am brave and determined when it is necessary to solve complex problems and I can make drastic changes. Once i have started an action, I am often not willing to change my plans, even if the circumstances may seem to require it.

Although it is difficult for me to harmonize family and professional life, I care very conscientiously and responsibly for the welfare and financial security of my family and friends. I wish for a life partner, who is autonomous and self-aware and supports my image of success. You inspire people who mean something to you to improve constantly.

I value prestige and status, I’m sociable, I can be entertaining and affable and i live with pleasure and enthusiasm. i see relationships also as an opportunity to learn something. I prefer social events which allow a mentally stimulating exchange. I connect work and pleasure and foster commercially important relationships.................



Many are mad but few are roaming

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Illuminator9(m): 7:11am On Jul 09, 2015
Hey Mr! Pls Just Stop and Leave! I gah Host of others to Interview. Thank You

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Monikween(f): 8:35am On Jul 09, 2015
Habisoye:
I trust some interviewer...they might av cut u off @d 4th paragraph, cox d question usually is not "Tell me all about urself" but "briefly tell me a little about ursef" and u start giving dem poem.. ¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨)
If am d interviewer I will ask you if u'r a parrot or wether u swallow RADIO.
this cracked me up...hehehehehehe

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by toideve(m): 8:49am On Jul 09, 2015
Op, abeg tell us where you copied this your post from
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by sigmundfreud(m): 9:31am On Jul 09, 2015
So how long did it take you to write and cram thid[color=#006600][/color] wink
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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 10:20am On Jul 09, 2015
Habisoye:
I trust some interviewer...they might av cut u off @d 4th paragraph, cox d question usually is not "Tell me all about urself" but "briefly tell me a little about ursef" and u start giving dem poem.. ¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨)
If am d interviewer I will ask you if u'r a parrot or wether u swallow RADIO.
@swallow radio! Epic LMAO cheesy cheesy
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by lastpage: 11:31am On Jul 09, 2015
huthority01:
I INTENTIONALLY WENT WITH THE INTENTION WHEN SAW THE ADDRESS grin grin grin......... MOST NAIRALANDERS KNOW THEM FAKE.

Cheesux Christ! If this is the way you construct your sentences, you wont be getting any good jobs very soon!

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by jaybee3(m): 11:32am On Jul 09, 2015
misreal:
two reasons y the interviewer was shocked.
1..he wondered how a mad man managed to enter his office, and was scared to the bones make u no end up beat am..
2..he wondered how you manage to graduate from the university,if you cannot answer a simple question as "tell me about yourself".
haahahah

GBAM

You are bang on point

He obviously theorized his answers which is usually a turn off.

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 11:33am On Jul 09, 2015
huthority01:
LEARN TO USE WORDS OF YOUR OWN, ELSE YOU WILL BE SUED FOR PLAGIARIZING......
Mr. Op he quoted the original, so he has no crime.

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by huthority01(m): 11:34am On Jul 09, 2015
modskiller:
@OP shey na GNLD you go do interview?
As if you know, just got another one with different name same address: MGRSOURCES: 161, ikorodu road, Onipanu bus/stop. Beside Lanre shittu Motors, for tomorrow 10th Fri 2015. Time 9am. Ref: 09092596114..... Pls fellow Nairalands take note of address so you don't wait your time,energy and money.

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 11:35am On Jul 09, 2015
Wetin we carry! But you're sooooo cool! I bet you read the 48 laws(abi how many ebi?) of power from cover to cover! Cool!
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by vivaciousvivi(f): 11:35am On Jul 09, 2015
Interesting. And you were able to type word for word what you said at the purported interview
Lair Lair Pants on fire!

lastpage:

Cheesux Christ! If this is the way you construct your sentences, you wont be getting any good jobs very soon!
grin grin grin grin
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Neplusultra(f): 11:37am On Jul 09, 2015
Lol
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 11:37am On Jul 09, 2015
huthority01:
I'm a Leo! I have double personality! Actually, It’s multiple! I study the game of power to develop the ability to understand everybody around me and judge by my own reasoning, & by this, i don’t joke with what are not meant to be joked with. I respect & honor, those who deserved to be honored. I can be anybody, any day, anytime, anyhow, anywhere.

I’m energetic, dynamic, competent, ambitious and decisive, a confident natural leader, who loves responsibility and challenges. I instinctively aspire to positions in which I can mobilize resources and seek long-term goals. I care for the global direction, but leave the detailed implementation tasks to others.

I look for the strategically most effective ways and ensure that problems are solved and decisions are taken, and that something goes on. I radiate a natural authority and awaken confidence and trust in others. I like and respect people who challenge me, but hate incompetence and inefficiency and treat people who do not meet my expectations harshly. I prefer to work with independent, decisive and results-oriented people. I’m aware of competition and often a workaholic and i want to be the best in whatever I do.

I am open and honest, resolute and energetic, I express my opinions powerfully and generally i go straight to the point. I love confrontations and enjoy intellectually stimulating discussions, but I can only be convinced by clear and solid rational reasons. I think fast, express myself clearly and speak in public with skill and full of self-confidence, even impromptu.
I am logical, analytical, innovative and imaginative. I can make effective and often tough decisions, and if it requires the matter, I rarely take into consideration the feelings and needs of the affected people. I am brave and determined when it is necessary to solve complex problems and I can make drastic changes. Once i have started an action, I am often not willing to change my plans, even if the circumstances may seem to require it.

Although it is difficult for me to harmonize family and professional life, I care very conscientiously and responsibly for the welfare and financial security of my family and friends. I wish for a life partner, who is autonomous and self-aware and supports my image of success. You inspire people who mean something to you to improve constantly.

I value prestige and status, I’m sociable, I can be entertaining and affable and i live with pleasure and enthusiasm. i see relationships also as an opportunity to learn something. I prefer social events which allow a mentally stimulating exchange. I connect work and pleasure and foster commercially important relationships.................

Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 11:39am On Jul 09, 2015
vivaciousvivi:
Interesting. And you were able to type word for word what you said at the purported interview
Lair Lair Pants on fire!


grin grin grin grin
Thought I was alone on this..
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Maximus85(m): 11:40am On Jul 09, 2015
huthority01:
I'm a Leo! I have double personality! Actually, It’s multiple! I study the game of power to develop the ability to understand everybody around me and judge by my own reasoning, & by this, i don’t joke with what are not meant to be joked with. I respect & honor, those who deserved to be honored. I can be anybody, any day, anytime, anyhow, anywhere.

I’m energetic, dynamic, competent, ambitious and decisive, a confident natural leader, who loves responsibility and challenges. I instinctively aspire to positions in which I can mobilize resources and seek long-term goals. I care for the global direction, but leave the detailed implementation tasks to others.

I look for the strategically most effective ways and ensure that problems are solved and decisions are taken, and that something goes on. I radiate a natural authority and awaken confidence and trust in others. I like and respect people who challenge me, but hate incompetence and inefficiency and treat people who do not meet my expectations harshly. I prefer to work with independent, decisive and results-oriented people. I’m aware of competition and often a workaholic and i want to be the best in whatever I do.

I am open and honest, resolute and energetic, I express my opinions powerfully and generally i go straight to the point. I love confrontations and enjoy intellectually stimulating discussions, but I can only be convinced by clear and solid rational reasons. I think fast, express myself clearly and speak in public with skill and full of self-confidence, even impromptu.
I am logical, analytical, innovative and imaginative. I can make effective and often tough decisions, and if it requires the matter, I rarely take into consideration the feelings and needs of the affected people. I am brave and determined when it is necessary to solve complex problems and I can make drastic changes. Once i have started an action, I am often not willing to change my plans, even if the circumstances may seem to require it.

Although it is difficult for me to harmonize family and professional life, I care very conscientiously and responsibly for the welfare and financial security of my family and friends. I wish for a life partner, who is autonomous and self-aware and supports my image of success. You inspire people who mean something to you to improve constantly.

I value prestige and status, I’m sociable, I can be entertaining and affable and i live with pleasure and enthusiasm. i see relationships also as an opportunity to learn something. I prefer social events which allow a mentally stimulating exchange. I connect work and pleasure and foster commercially important relationships.................


If were to be the interviewer, I will ask how long it took you to cram all what you have said. And I'm definitely sure your CV right in front of me won't show how you have accumulated such experience and skills, to even think that you're not married. Please how old are you?

You won't get a job with this. 3 out of 5 interviewers would see you are arrogant, over confident, desperate to impress and fake.
And if by mistake they employ you, you will be under a very big lense cos you've carried yourself too high. 2-3months......SACK!

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by victoreltemur: 11:41am On Jul 09, 2015
huthority01:
I'm a Leo! I have double personality! Actually, It’s multiple! I study the game of power to develop the ability to understand everybody around me and judge by my own reasoning, & by this, i don’t joke with what are not meant to be joked with. I respect & honor, those who deserved to be honored. I can be anybody, any day, anytime, anyhow, anywhere.

I’m energetic, dynamic, competent, ambitious and decisive, a confident natural leader, who loves responsibility and challenges. I instinctively aspire to positions in which I can mobilize resources and seek long-term goals. I care for the global direction, but leave the detailed implementation tasks to others.

I look for the strategically most effective ways and ensure that problems are solved and decisions are taken, and that something goes on. I radiate a natural authority and awaken confidence and trust in others. I like and respect people who challenge me, but hate incompetence and inefficiency and treat people who do not meet my expectations harshly. I prefer to work with independent, decisive and results-oriented people. I’m aware of competition and often a workaholic and i want to be the best in whatever I do.

I am open and honest, resolute and energetic, I express my opinions powerfully and generally i go straight to the point. I love confrontations and enjoy intellectually stimulating discussions, but I can only be convinced by clear and solid rational reasons. I think fast, express myself clearly and speak in public with skill and full of self-confidence, even impromptu.
I am logical, analytical, innovative and imaginative. I can make effective and often tough decisions, and if it requires the matter, I rarely take into consideration the feelings and needs of the affected people. I am brave and determined when it is necessary to solve complex problems and I can make drastic changes. Once i have started an action, I am often not willing to change my plans, even if the circumstances may seem to require it.

Although it is difficult for me to harmonize family and professional life, I care very conscientiously and responsibly for the welfare and financial security of my family and friends. I wish for a life partner, who is autonomous and self-aware and supports my image of success. You inspire people who mean something to you to improve constantly.

I value prestige and status, I’m sociable, I can be entertaining and affable and i live with pleasure and enthusiasm. i see relationships also as an opportunity to learn something. I prefer social events which allow a mentally stimulating exchange. I connect work and pleasure and foster commercially important relationships.................

I actually see nothing shocking about all ds epistle about urself...sorrry..
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by delors(m): 11:42am On Jul 09, 2015
If you are being interviewed for a role in a state play by Wole Soyinka, maybe yes but in every other interview, after your third paragraph it's over already.

Next!
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by lionel4mercy: 11:42am On Jul 09, 2015
histemple:
If I am the interviewer, I will just clap for you and say....congratulations! We will get back to you.


i was thinking i am alone. so i think also, i will congratulate you and let you go because the introduction is too long. who knows how many hours you will spend to answer the rest questions.

keep it up all the same.

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by belac: 11:42am On Jul 09, 2015
acevic:
Firstly, which organization wld make you come up with such rib-ticking description about yourself.
Secondly, I'm quite sure no interviewer will wait for you to recite say all those things.
Thirdly, peradventure, you come across a patient interviewer that will listen to all that story, the next question will likely throw you off balance because you must have been exhausted from talking.lol
Finally, a nice piece of introduction. Quite different from the usual ones. If you could fine tune to about 6 line with reference to experience of course then you are good to go.

I remove hairdress for you.
exactly my thought at @bolded, can't even read all
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by herald9: 11:43am On Jul 09, 2015
huthority01:
LEARN TO USE WORDS OF YOUR OWN, ELSE YOU WILL BE SUED FOR PLAGIARIZING......
it's no longer plagiarism when you reference the sourcewink
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 11:44am On Jul 09, 2015
Would be in a very deep sleep before you finish...

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by airlord2020: 11:44am On Jul 09, 2015
Saying you have multiple personality actually describes you as a madman. Won't you be scared if someone comes in and says same to you. Maybe you don't know what multiple personality means. If i was the one interviewing you, I will call security to take you out of my office. Try something better next time. Be brief and don't sing this long poem again.

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Seunpaul01(m): 11:44am On Jul 09, 2015
OP, u are on a lonnng thiiing. with all this ur long description, as the interviewer, i will just assume and conclude that you are unreasonable and you are also of a green horn.

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by magabounce(m): 11:46am On Jul 09, 2015
mrking3:
op u mean u said all this extempore? Op please, i would advise you go back to basic english lesson to learn summary and comprehension passages. Summary application is all you need during job interviews. Learn to talk less than Necessary!! Believe me! No reputable firm will higher you for all that you spewd there! Some people are actually gifted with craming and you appear to be one. Hence they can cram a whole Textbook i know few people like that! Interviewers prefers you making it Brief and straight to the point
Okey!!!!
Daz all
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by mudiana(m): 11:47am On Jul 09, 2015
Shey u cram these things? Chei! E too long.
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by ideatoprince18(m): 11:47am On Jul 09, 2015
OP
....are u lookin for job in heaven.......dt description is way way dope...hop u don't displace angel Gabriel from his Job!!!!

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by uchebest2006(m): 11:48am On Jul 09, 2015
The go and work with Sun newspaper

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 11:49am On Jul 09, 2015
This one no longer be "briefly talk about yourself" It is "Preach about yourself".!

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