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My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by huthority01(m): 6:52pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
I'm a Leo! I have double personality! Actually, It’s multiple! I study the game of power to develop the ability to understand everybody around me and judge by my own reasoning, & by this, i don’t joke with what are not meant to be joked with. I respect & honor, those who deserved to be honored. I can be anybody, any day, anytime, anyhow, anywhere. I’m energetic, dynamic, competent, ambitious and decisive, a confident natural leader, who loves responsibility and challenges. I instinctively aspire to positions in which I can mobilize resources and seek long-term goals. I care for the global direction, but leave the detailed implementation tasks to others. I look for the strategically most effective ways and ensure that problems are solved and decisions are taken, and that something goes on. I radiate a natural authority and awaken confidence and trust in others. I like and respect people who challenge me, but hate incompetence and inefficiency and treat people who do not meet my expectations harshly. I prefer to work with independent, decisive and results-oriented people. I’m aware of competition and often a workaholic and i want to be the best in whatever I do. I am open and honest, resolute and energetic, I express my opinions powerfully and generally i go straight to the point. I love confrontations and enjoy intellectually stimulating discussions, but I can only be convinced by clear and solid rational reasons. I think fast, express myself clearly and speak in public with skill and full of self-confidence, even impromptu. I am logical, analytical, innovative and imaginative. I can make effective and often tough decisions, and if it requires the matter, I rarely take into consideration the feelings and needs of the affected people. I am brave and determined when it is necessary to solve complex problems and I can make drastic changes. Once i have started an action, I am often not willing to change my plans, even if the circumstances may seem to require it. Although it is difficult for me to harmonize family and professional life, I care very conscientiously and responsibly for the welfare and financial security of my family and friends. I wish for a life partner, who is autonomous and self-aware and supports my image of success. You inspire people who mean something to you to improve constantly. I value prestige and status, I’m sociable, I can be entertaining and affable and i live with pleasure and enthusiasm. i see relationships also as an opportunity to learn something. I prefer social events which allow a mentally stimulating exchange. I connect work and pleasure and foster commercially important relationships................. 132 Likes 20 Shares |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by histemple: 6:57pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
If I am the interviewer, I will just clap for you and say....congratulations! We will get back to you. 524 Likes 35 Shares |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by obinna2nv(m): 6:59pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
If I were your interviewer, I'd just say, "why the hell are you in here looking for a damned job!?" "Why aren't you out there Bill Gating?" "Am afraid, this your endless introduction has exhausted your time". "Alright?" "Thanks". "NEXT PERSON!!"... 96 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Habisoye: 7:06pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
I trust some interviewer...they might av cut u off @d 4th paragraph, cox d question usually is not "Tell me all about urself" but "briefly tell me a little about ursef" and u start giving dem poem.. ¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨) If am d interviewer I will ask you if u'r a parrot or wether u swallow RADIO. 441 Likes 30 Shares |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Precious91(m): 7:09pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
histemple:you wicked ooo |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by huthority01(m): 7:09pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
histemple:I EXPECTED SOMEONE TO ASK WHAT ORGANIZATION IS IT I CAN BRACE UP TO DESCRIBE MYSELF IN SUCH A WAY... 5 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by flames007(m): 7:11pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
men,i can't laugh.make i jus shine teeth 7 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Mznaett: 7:15pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Oga shebi u get job already 4 house na make u reject d@ one with ur description bah? 7 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by flames007(m): 7:17pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
In other word,your are d robot of the future! 43 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by huthority01(m): 7:18pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
gabazin080:LEARN TO USE WORDS OF YOUR OWN, ELSE YOU WILL BE SUED FOR PLAGIARIZING...... 62 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by huthority01(m): 7:23pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Mznaett:I INTENTIONALLY WENT WITH THE INTENTION WHEN SAW THE ADDRESS ......... MOST NAIRALANDERS KNOW THEM FAKE. |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by emorse(m): 7:41pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
@OP,
In summary, you're a jerk! No offense o.
BTW, which organization be that? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by pbs4real(m): 7:42pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Hmm |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
No let sharp interviewer pick on those words, e go don be for you. You know say na 90people adjective you gather so? . You go explain tire. 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by CBNIM: 8:18pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Hmmmm, nobi small tin ooo! op, hope you're kidding? 1 Like |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by kazzonline: 9:05pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Yes your interviewer would def be shocked,shebi na for dream u do the interview why not?so you culled all this off hand,and you are still jobless? My guy switch to a more simplified version,max 6 simple and defining lines,your story will change 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by misreal(m): 9:14pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
huthority01:two reasons y the interviewer was shocked. 1..he wondered how a mad man managed to enter his office, and was scared to the bones make u no end up beat am.. 2..he wondered how you manage to graduate from the university,if you cannot answer a simple question as "tell me about yourself". haahahah 131 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by acevic: 9:24pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Firstly, which organization wld make you come up with such rib-ticking description about yourself. Secondly, I'm quite sure no interviewer will wait for you to recite say all those things. Thirdly, peradventure, you come across a patient interviewer that will listen to all that story, the next question will likely throw you off balance because you must have been exhausted from talking.lol Finally, a nice piece of introduction. Quite different from the usual ones. If you could fine tune to about 6 line with reference to experience of course then you are good to go. I remove hairdress for you. 36 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by AlienStar: 9:47pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Congratulations! u got d job! 1 Like |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by kennynelcon(m): 10:15pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Wash 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by huthority01(m): 11:16pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
kazzonline:So is everybody who go attend an interview that is jobless? I have my job and am happy with. 1 Like |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by phyllosilicate(m): 11:31pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
histemple: People like you who give people false hope are mostly responsible for their failure. OP please don't say this in real life, thanks. 6 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by engrlarex(m): 11:36pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
the interviewer be like y this guy go drink mixing the next word from the interviewer is to call security agent to throw u to everybody and nobody. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by kazzonline: 12:32am On Jul 09, 2015 |
huthority01: Guy from the comments on your post alone it shows no on believes yout stupid super story,errytin na fiction,next tims create threads with sense, Btwn you didnt tell us if u got the job or the interviewer pursued u out of the room? From the look of things you only choose to reply my post which means the truth hurts,you dont have a job,mk ammends and you would get a job,stop craming online posts,be yourself and let that be it 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by kazzonline: 12:34am On Jul 09, 2015 |
phyllosilicate: Actually that post was scarsm, 13 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by mrking3(m): 2:42am On Jul 09, 2015 |
op u mean u said all this extempore? Op please, i would advise you go back to basic english lesson to learn summary and comprehension passages. Summary application is all you need during job interviews. Learn to talk less than Necessary!! Believe me! No reputable firm will higher you for all that you spewd there! Some people are actually gifted with craming and you appear to be one. Hence they can cram a whole Textbook i know few people like that! Interviewers prefers you making it Brief and straight to the point 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Shaadey: 3:20am On Jul 09, 2015 |
Were you with a text book Cos I don't understand o.... .if I were to be the interviewer.....I no go yarn anything o.....I go just tear part of your C.V,write I.T.K. on top am....dazall.... 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Mustay(m): 5:07am On Jul 09, 2015 |
And the interviewer allowed you this much time to give this speech Rule 1 Mr. Leo, don't lose your audience! 8 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by abumeinben(m): 5:22am On Jul 09, 2015 |
Is the coy into poetry? 2 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 5:33am On Jul 09, 2015 |
lols.... u b liar o.. Shey u cram am ni or how u take remember 2 Likes |
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by modskiller(m): 6:01am On Jul 09, 2015 |
@OP shey na GNLD you go do interview? 3 Likes |
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