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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by freecocoa(f): 12:49pm On Jul 09, 2015
If I were the interviewer, I'll hire him and put him where he'll have to prove all this to me.grin

This is actually an interesting piece.

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by teemahteemah(f): 12:50pm On Jul 09, 2015
histemple:
If I am the interviewer, I will just clap for you and say....congratulations! We will get back to you.
Me too, Leo you too talk abeg
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by bluice2(m): 12:55pm On Jul 09, 2015
teemahteemah:

Me too, Leo you too talk abeg


grin grin grin U have officially named him Leo cheesy
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by askakim(m): 12:55pm On Jul 09, 2015
@op! On top how much job, you crammed all this, God help you sha!
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 12:58pm On Jul 09, 2015
Na rap you de rap or na lyrics of your song bi dat I go use ammm write my songs
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Chinatownm(m): 1:04pm On Jul 09, 2015
histemple:
If I am the interviewer, I will just clap for you and say....congratulations! We will get back to you.

hahahaha, bros dis ur congratulation is ambiguous. plz expatiate.

your truly/faithfully,
Chinatown.
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by gregie75(m): 1:13pm On Jul 09, 2015
Freemanan:

Thought I was alone on this..
me too, never knew someone could write all he said at an interview word for word... op sabi give person gala chop oh
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 1:15pm On Jul 09, 2015
gregie75:

me too, never knew someone could write all he said at an interview word for word... op sabi give person gala chop oh
SUPER BITE AND CHILLED LA CASERA TO STEP IT DOWN.
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by preetyb(f): 1:16pm On Jul 09, 2015
If I were to be one of the interviewer I would employ you but you would be in the advertising department. Your job will be to give people information and receive information. (Amebo department)

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by KemiJesus(f): 1:18pm On Jul 09, 2015
Habisoye:
I trust some interviewer...they might av cut u off @d 4th paragraph, cox d question usually is not "Tell me all about urself" but "briefly tell me a little about ursef" and u start giving dem poem.. ¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨)
If am d interviewer I will ask you if u'r a parrot or wether u swallow RADIO.
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa, you wont kill us here with laugh ooooo. Lolz
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by gregie75(m): 1:22pm On Jul 09, 2015
Freemanan:
SUPER BITE AND CHILLED LA CASERA TO STEP IT DOWN.
smiley
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by totalhouse(m): 1:26pm On Jul 09, 2015
embarassedb][/b]

From your write it shows that you are not a team player. You appear to me to be a bit arrogant and I may not just consider you got employment.


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huthority01:
I'm a [b][/b]Leo! I have double personality! Actually, It’s multiple! I study the game of power to develop the ability to understand everybody around me and judge by my own reasoning, & by this, i don’t joke with what are not meant to be joked with. I respect & honor, those who deserved to be honored. I can be anybody, any day, anytime, anyhow, anywhere.

I’m energetic, dynamic, competent, ambitious and decisive, a confident natural leader, who loves responsibility and challenges. I instinctively aspire to positions in which I can mobilize resources and seek long-term goals. I care for the global direction, but leave the detailed implementation tasks to others.

I look for the strategically most effective ways and ensure that problems are solved and decisions are taken, and that something goes on. I radiate a natural authority and awaken confidence and trust in others. I like and respect people who challenge me, but hate incompetence and inefficiency and treat people who do not meet my expectations harshly. I prefer to work with independent, decisive and results-oriented people. I’m aware of competition and often a workaholic and i want to be the best in whatever I do.

I am open and honest, resolute and energetic, I express my opinions powerfully and generally i go straight to the point. I love confrontations and enjoy intellectually stimulating discussions, but I can only be convinced by clear and solid rational reasons. I think fast, express myself clearly and speak in public with skill and full of self-confidence, even impromptu.
I am logical, analytical, innovative and imaginative. I can make effective and often tough decisions, and if it requires the matter, I rarely take into consideration the feelings and needs of the affected people. I am brave and determined when it is necessary to solve complex problems and I can make drastic changes. Once i have started an action, I am often not willing to change my plans, even if the circumstances may seem to require it.

Although it is difficult for me to harmonize family and professional life, I care very conscientiously and responsibly for the welfare and financial security of my family and friends. I wish for a life partner, who is autonomous and self-aware and supports my image of success. You inspire people who mean something to you to improve constantly.

I value prestige and status, I’m sociable, I can be entertaining and affable and i live with pleasure and enthusiasm. i see relationships
also as an opportunity to learn something. I prefer social events which allow a mentally stimulating exchange. I connect work and pleasure and foster commercially important relationships.................

Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by StepG: 1:36pm On Jul 09, 2015
histemple:
If I am the interviewer, I will just clap for you and say....congratulations! We will get back to you.
Am wowed by your beautiful response beautiful thing.
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by queensmith: 1:46pm On Jul 09, 2015
jaybee3:


They backed the OP into a corner by insisting the thread gets hidden/binned as the sole condition for her full refund

Now we wonder how issues bordering along fraud are able to fester in our society

I'm shocked!

And nairaland agreed?? Seun should have responded by putting the thread on the front page!
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by CORRECTMAN78(m): 1:47pm On Jul 09, 2015
At that moment you were blabbing, only heaven could convince your interviewers that a mad man has not attended the interview.

Can a sane man who wants to go to Abuja from Lagos move this way-- Lagos > Onitsha>Enugu>Ebonyi>Cross River>Abia>Rivers>Abuja?

Honestly, if I were your interviewer, I will stop you half-way cause your introduction is a prove that it will take you one good week to complete a task that was suppose to last for one day.
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by jaybee3(m): 1:48pm On Jul 09, 2015
queensmith:


I'm shocked!

And nairaland agreed?? Seun should have responded by putting the thread on the front page!

He reverted the moderator's action so the thread is now locked instead of being hidden

Just imagine the criminal making such outrageous demands
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by bigfrancis21: 2:07pm On Jul 09, 2015
histemple:
If I am the interviewer, I will just clap for you and say....congratulations! We will get back to you.
grin

And are you truly going to get back to him if you were the interviewer?
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Earthkumy(m): 2:21pm On Jul 09, 2015
They didn't ask you to make a speech na, though I like your sarcasm.
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by MistadeRegal(m): 2:27pm On Jul 09, 2015
histemple:
If I am the interviewer, I will just clap for you and say....congratulations! We will get back to you. NEXT!!!
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by beyoncausme: 2:39pm On Jul 09, 2015
I hear u....
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Joshuaoseoboh(m): 2:39pm On Jul 09, 2015
OH BOY EVEN DEVIL DEY APPLAUD THESE LIES
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by queensmith: 2:42pm On Jul 09, 2015
jaybee3:


He reverted the moderator's action so the thread is now locked instead of being hidden

Just imagine the criminal making such outrageous demands


Nairaland doesn't help. Aiding and abetting criminals.

What leg does a conman have to stand on by asking the truth to not be revealed.
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Adortem: 2:43pm On Jul 09, 2015
huthority01:
As if you know, just got another one with different name same address: MGRSOURCES: 161, ikorodu road, Onipanu bus/stop. Beside Lanre shittu Motors, for tomorrow 10th Fri 2015. Time 9am. Ref: 09092596114..... Pls fellow Nairalands take note of address so you don't wait your time,energy and money.
I got the same invite for 9am tomorrow,those "idiots" changed their name to GL Consult so people wouldn't suspect but same old address. I never show up for such,they send me invite per time but I just never showed up.I wonder how they got my phone number.
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by uchebest2006(m): 2:51pm On Jul 09, 2015
uchebest2006:
Then go and work with Sun newspaper

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Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by misreal(m): 2:52pm On Jul 09, 2015
jaybee3:


GBAM

You are bang on point

He obviously theorized his answers which is usually a turn off.
I just pity the guy tho..
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by IBROHIM: 3:06pm On Jul 09, 2015
Habisoye:
I trust some interviewer...they might av cut u off @d 4th paragraph, cox d question usually is not "Tell me all about urself" but "briefly tell me a little about ursef" and u start giving dem poem.. ¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨)
If am d interviewer I will ask you if u'r a parrot or wether u swallow RADIO.
guy you don break my liver with laughter!!! Hahaha!
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by flames007(m): 3:09pm On Jul 09, 2015
kazzonline:


Actually that post was scarsm,
Some people are too 'MONO' that why they don't know the difference btw sarcasism and fact.
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by xcommando(m): 3:17pm On Jul 09, 2015
histemple:
If I am the interviewer, I will just clap for you and say....congratulations! We will get back to you.
LoLz.Seriously i cant stop laughing.u made my day
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jul 09, 2015
Habisoye:
I trust some interviewer...they might av cut u off @d 4th paragraph, cox d question usually is not "Tell me all about urself" but "briefly tell me a little about ursef" and u start giving dem poem.. ¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨)
If am d interviewer I will ask you if u'r a parrot or wether u swallow RADIO.


Deaddd
Thank you for my first crack up of the day
cheesy
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by flames007(m): 3:38pm On Jul 09, 2015
Duletion:
You forgot to tell us how the interviewer fell asleep and you had to wake him up after your autobiography
grin na real autobiography....
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by Nobody: 4:27pm On Jul 09, 2015
misreal:
two reasons y the interviewer was shocked.
1..he wondered how a mad man managed to enter his office, and was scared to the bones make u no end up beat am..
2..he wondered how you manage to graduate from the university,if you cannot answer a simple question as "tell me about yourself".
haahahah
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my belle ooo.. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now I'm crying
Re: My Interviewer Got Shocked With The Way I Described Myslf When Ask To........... by legatto(m): 4:30pm On Jul 09, 2015
I am logical, analytical, innovative and
imaginative. I can make effective and often
tough decisions, and if it requires the
matter, I rarely take into consideration the
feelings and needs of the affected people. Even with dis line you don lose d job its shows u cannot be controlled, I bet you no interviewer will give you such amount of time when some serious job lookers are also waiting to be interviewed.

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