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Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by ronald4lif(m): 7:56pm On Jul 10, 2015

Sinnzu:
no chill, you gat no chill bro

Who no like better thing. grin

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Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:59pm On Jul 10, 2015

icedbeatz:
but meeeehn after flicking, licking, sucking, slurping and doing all the skillful shitt it takes its toll on the tongue bro. the Lil pain on the tongue and neck depending on the position of the action.

Jeez! With the way you are describing it, I would be surprise if you admit you put your girlfriend on a DINNING TABLE.

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jul 10, 2015

JeanLuc:
TheSonOfMark, its a big shame you don't know truth from deception.
Alright let me help your clumsiness.
Do a quick comparison on how I, blåckett and misssclassy types and comments.
Guess you may notice the difference save for your lack of your self-acclaimed detective skills.
I DON'T HATE YOU MARK! I'm doing all these for fun.
I just wan't your to get your facts right before wrongly accusing innocent people.
Enjoy your day.
But you I don't know why you guys so HATE blåckett and misssclåssy.

Hey, swerve.. Swerve some more, swerve till you get to the door, swerve again, swerve till you get knocked over by a truck carrying goats, then swerve some more till you get to eternal damnation, after that, keep swerving.

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:03pm On Jul 10, 2015

Sinnzu:
sexuality, genitali.a all join...

missclassy just had to come furk it up.

Until it logs in with its Misssclassy account, until then would the Hades descend.

That Icedbeatz dude seems like a pro. Let him lecture all of us..

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Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Nobody: 8:04pm On Jul 10, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Jeez! With the way you are describing it, I would be surprise if you admit you put your girlfriend on a DINNING TABLE.

meeeehn sometimes you don't have to plan it or the generic bedroom thing, you just gotta let the spirit direct you kitchen, dining table, couch, car( ensure your in your garage or somewhere its allowed) shower, bath tub wherever. it always better when you let the spirit direct the movie.

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jul 10, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Exactly!

These kind of guys would make pørn stars shy/blush.

We are porn itself grin

.

Mehn... When i was lil, i used to love watching porn from my neighboors house. Naxo god come punish me oo, dem come pack out embarassed

.

Few weeks later, our landlord opened a cyber cafe right in out compound. Mehn! It was bliss grin

i got to watch porn on demand grin

cant forget those times mehn.. Its how i became an internet freak
.
Through porn tongue

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:07pm On Jul 10, 2015

Sinnzu:
Hey, swerve.. Swerve some more, swerve till you get to the door, swerve again, swerve till you get knocked over by a truck carrying goats, then swerve some more till you get to eternal damnation, after that, keep swerving.

Don't engage that thing.

Just wait till it reappears as Misssclassy and see what I'd do.

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Nobody: 8:07pm On Jul 10, 2015

ronald4lif:
Who no like better thing.

hehehehe. We all love the good life bro

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by ronald4lif(m): 8:08pm On Jul 10, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Exactly!

These kind of guys would make pørn stars shy/blush.

Quite true. There's a force behind female genit*lia that normally makes men becomes subconscious and unsteady at the sight or imagination of it. Little wonder why a lot of men are easily manipulated by women. One can't just get rid of the cravings and the unquenchable appetite for punny and related gists. It's an infinite curse God bestowed on men and we must live with it.

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Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:09pm On Jul 10, 2015

Sinnzu:
We are porn itself.

Mehn... When i was lil, i used to love watching porn from my neighboors house. Naxo god come punish me oo, dem come pack out.

Few weeks later, our landlord opened a cyber cafe right in out compound. Mehn! It was bliss i got to watch porn on demand cant forget those times mehn.. Its how i became an internet freak
.
Through porn

What the...?

So we've got pros amongst us?

What do I know?

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Nobody: 8:10pm On Jul 10, 2015

JeanLuc:
You still don't believe me. How do I convince you?

come clean. Aint no shame in being who you are.

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Nobody: 8:11pm On Jul 10, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

What the...?

So we've got pros amongst us?

What do I know?

iidiat!

na u worse pass seff cheesy

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:13pm On Jul 10, 2015

ronald4lif:
Quite true. There's a force behind female genit*lia that normally makes men becomes subconscious and unsteady at the sight or imagination of it. Little wonder why a lot of men are easily manipulated by women. One can't just get rid of the cravings and the unquenchable appetite for punny and related gists. It's an infinite curse God bestowed on men and we must live with it.

Sir, I like the "curse". It's the best curse ever.

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:14pm On Jul 10, 2015

Sinnzu:
iidiat! na u worse pass seff

Igwe!

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Nobody: 8:15pm On Jul 10, 2015

JeanLuc:
Lets say I'm a not so popular guy on Nairaland. I vist the romance section frequently.
Reveal my true self? I would rather keep that a secret. Lols.:-)

which of the blacketts are you then, the original or the parody?

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by ronald4lif(m): 8:15pm On Jul 10, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Sir, I like the "curse". It's the best curse ever.

Seconded, thirded to the 'lasted'. Wholeheartedly agree. grin

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Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jul 10, 2015

Na mrschima toto wide pass for nairaland.

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Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jul 10, 2015

*waiting patiently for her to come insult me*

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:18pm On Jul 10, 2015

icedbeatz:
meeeehn sometimes you don't have to plan it or the generic bedroom thing, you just gotta let the spirit direct you kitchen, dining table, couch, car( ensure your in your garage or somewhere its allowed) shower, bath tub wherever. it always better when you let the spirit direct the movie.

I agree with you. Sèx shouldn't be stereotypical or conventional.
It should be spontaneous and adventurous.

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jul 10, 2015*

the center of gravity thingy is the shitt, introduce the right index finger to the puna in an upward way like you want to motion someone to come but in this case it's the puna that your motioning to cum, b4 you start the "come to me" movement first locate a part in her puna ( usually at the back of the hairy surface of the puna), then rub around till you feel a part that's kinda rough though in some girls it's hard to notice/feel but how to ensure is that while rubbing within that arena it usually kinda protrudes thereby differentiating it's self from other surfaces. mission accomplished, you have found her g-spottacus Now concentrate on rubbing that arena and monitor her response cos it will determine how fast, slow or the very little pressing against the GSPOTTA (very slight) you will give that spot and don't forget to flick, suck, slurp and do whatnot on the clit. be ready to withstand her explosion. any other skills make una share
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BTW ensure your fingers are neat, nails are also cut to avoid stories that touch. most importantly a healthy, Clean, shaved puna. the evil forest makes the adventure a Lil uneasy.
Disclaimer : you are responsible for your actions and if you are below 18 please please please concentrate on your studies its better than puna for now( like they will listen).

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Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Nobody: 8:20pm On Jul 10, 2015

JeanLuc:
I'm not blacket and will never be.
Besides blacket doesn't make peace no matter what transpires.

You are misssclassy. Lemmie tell you how i know.

*first off: you express just like she does.

*2nd: when you mentioned monikers back there, u were careful not to spell them correctly so as not to alert them but u didnt care about mentioning your own moniker, why? Go figure..

Come clean, there's no shame in being yourself.

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Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:22pm On Jul 10, 2015

Sinnzu:
*waiting patiently for her to come insult me*

Her replies are predictable. It's either "man-bish" or "like your mammy".

You are looking for trouble though. Let the woman be.

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:24pm On Jul 10, 2015

ronald4lif:
Seconded, thirded to the 'lasted'. Wholeheartedly agree.

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by MrsChima(f): 8:24pm On Jul 10, 2015

Sinnzu:
Na mrschima toto wide pass for nairaland.

Like your mammy.

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jul 10, 2015

MrsChima:
Like your mammy.

Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by Nobody: 8:28pm On Jul 10, 2015

MrsChima:
Like your mammy.

TheSonOfMark:

Her replies are predictable. It's either "man-bish" or "like your mammy".

You are looking for trouble though. Let the woman be.

MrsChima:
Like your mammy.

TheSonOfMark:

Her replies are predictable. It's either "man-bish" or "like your mammy".

You are looking for trouble though. Let the woman be.

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Re: Rating NAIRALAND Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:31pm On Jul 10, 2015

Like I opined earlier, you better not login with your main moniker. I'd make sure I rend the cloak covering your already nadir-esque self-esteem.

You know I never renege on a promise. Pleading with me wouldn't save you.

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