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I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't).
When I got to my fiancee's place for dinner, he seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly. Darling I have a surprise for
you tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me
to my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove
my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made
me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my fiancee was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on
releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes.
The pressure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when
my fiancee returned, apologising for taking so
long. He asked me if I had peeped through the
blindfold, and I assuredhim I had not. At this point he removed the blindfold.
To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests
including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hand holding their noses....."
If you were in her shoes,
what will you do?

it's not bad being human....xxxxLoLxxx

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.op......you just made my day

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Blackett:
[color=#150000]S to the T to the A to the L to the E. [/color]

stale or no stale this still got me cracking...laugh while you still av teeth bro