There are rules (commandments if you like) that we are expected to follow in dealing with sexual partners.

Where you fail to obey, you will be punished directly or indirectly.

Prophet Wha’anda brings you 11 of these:

1. Don’t expect the first time to be the best time. Both of you are worried about how you look so the anxiety may not make the experience perfect

2. Don’t skip pre-intimacy. Even in outdoor quick sex, some making out should precede insertion.

3. Don’t ignore the condom. Condoms are not 100% effective but they can give up to 98% if used correctly.

4. Don’t ignore the urge to urinate after sex. Urinating after sex can help prevent urinary tract infections. So do it.

5. Never go oral if you notice cuts on the genitals. No need to explain this…it is not healthy.

6. Don’t make uncomplimentary comment about his/her body. Well, you can if you want to be jilted or hated forever.

7. Don’t forget to forget to ask. If you don’t ask, chances are you’ll never get. So tell him/her what you want in bed.

8. Don’t expect to cuddle after sex every time. Sometimes, you need some little space after the romp…sometimes you don’t.

9. Don’t forget to give as you take. A selfish lover will soon be a lonely lover. So exchange favors in bed.

10. Don’t underestimate early morning sex. Sex in the morning is awesome, the best cure for any kind of hangover.

11. Don’t follow any rules. Funny as it may be, sex doesn’t actually have any rules. If you must enjoy it, just let go of your rules.

Sex is over rated. Some of us are looking forward to an early retirement from it(we don tire for am)

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Old but good rules

For single people, Sex is sweet but na fear of Pregnancy spoil am. Some girls will be loyal while some guys won't mind fucking dia babes frds.... Guysss eeeh... I hail una. Konji don show una something.

icekoko:
For single people, Sex is sweet but na fear of Pregnancy spoil am. Some girls will be loyal while some guys won't mind fucking dia babes frds.... Guysss eeeh... I hail una. Konji don show una something.

Don't even try to shift the blame to the guys cos u and I know its not the truth.
It is better to remain faithful to ur partner

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*screengrabs post*

Come OP, small children dey here, you wan spoil me?

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MizTyna:
*screengrabs post*

Come OP, small children dey here, you wan spoil me?

I am sorry! Wait!!! Let me direct you to the children's section where u belong. It seems like you missed your road.

All those just becos of sex?

You on tv na sex, read book na sex, movie sex de, you discuss with frnds, sex de, you open nairaland na sex sex sex.........

ilobasama:
You on tv na sex, read book na sex, movie sex de, you discuss with frnds, sex de, you open nairaland na sex sex sex.........

sex brought u in this world so u better act like u know.

Jollyjoy:
All those just becos of sex?

Yup.

icekoko:
For single people, Sex is sweet but na fear of Pregnancy spoil am. Some girls will be loyal while some guys won't mind fucking dia babes frds.... Guysss eeeh... I hail una. Konji don show una something.

pregnancy spoil am how?una dey do skin to skin? Aids is real o

Youngpo413:
pregnancy spoil am how?una dey do skin to skin? Aids is real o

Lmaoooo