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Emeraldcute:
Be sincere, no going to carry stick or machete.. Just bend n pick it up

Wen wil I be first 2 comment mcheeeew

i get fulani blood notin go happen

range rover?wat year modelhope nt oldsch..

datguru:
Come, madam! Free me jhor..

And my own nigga, take am easy ooh

Nothing can by any means hurt me... I have anti venom in me

Notin joor I will just use very very very very very very very very very very long stick to drag it awAy from d snake .

Emeraldcute:
See carry ur derailings away from here

E dey pain u
Key u no pick, snake u no carry comot. Naso u do till u miss d range rover
E be lyk ur keke napep sweet u abi?

No thanks

I dey craze?

misspicy:
Op where the range rover...that key is not difficult to pick na but I need to see the range rover first.

Ahaaa..Women and Money sha...Babe u no go kill person.

Emeraldcute:
Be sincere, no going to carry stick or machete.. Just bend n pick it up

Wicked!

Emeraldcute:
Be sincere, no going to carry stick or machete.. Just bend n pick it up

Very simple your either look for a potent anti venom to use after bitten or use gloves the type Nepa people use on high tension cable and be fast about it.

That key belongs to the GM family,so its not for a range rover

That's a dead snake already.

Emeraldcute:
Be sincere, no going to carry stick or machete.. Just bend n pick it up

stick full bush na.. Use stick carry d key finish..

Just like the devil's kinda gift. There's always evil/ harm attached to every gift of his.

Ordinary horse whip(bulahlah) will send d snake scampering for safety.....while I drive leisurely home in d oda direction...This no be matter na....agama eyes on d drive

only pick it if you are ready to be used for money ritual...

ShayGirl:
Sure....AAUA, Ondo state to b precise,

Hostel block and room number??

y cant i pick it, y una dey fear snake sef

I fit pick am o.Or I will wait for days to look for a moment.

Yes I know what to do,*knacks head severally*
This is what I will do, especially if the Range is the latest. I will look for two wrappers and tie the whole of my hands together with a stick tfingers.to cover my fingers. I will read psalm psalm 23 after taking two big wraps of marijuana and a full bottle of Jack Daniels.



My back up plan will be a medical expert standing close to administer an effective anti venom just in case God ignores my stupidly.

Modified!
I go pick am.
All I need is three things.


A medical doctor.
Two wraps of Ghana weed
and bottle of JD.And Bingo!

I dont need sanity to achieve this feat!

I cannot kill myself by myself

Jalal:
Hostel block and room number??

And why do u ask?

efilefun:
Anybody that wants to eat with the devil must use a long spoon so why not use a long rod to drag the key away and probably kill the snake with same sharp rod so you can have something to celebrate with

pick not drag

This is a suicide mission. It's better to walk away.

doublewisdom:
Life is about taking risks. Something must kill a man.

so na snake wan kill u?

I will pour holy oil on the snake and collect car key

Sweetyie:
noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Sorry naa don't start crying

Ewwww! Irritating, already having goose bumps... *runs out of thread*

Use stone blast the head of the snake. Pick up the key jejely! No long thing

misspicy:
Babe ur pic got me laffing

[color=indigo]the guy is cool and innocent... u like?[/color]

Snake and car key, ok