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kunlesufyan:
If this man wasn't a law enforcement officer ,why yahoo boys come dey fear am na? The thing no just understand me

person dey burst yansh,u said make guys no fear.Can u let a guy put diick inside ur anus?

prettythicksme:
Thought u chop ban

Yes i did bae, but only on Romance. The ban will be lifted later today shaa

vicadex07:
all of you just fooled your generations

Bloody liar. Alhaji gay Don sama ur yansh you come Dey lie lie. Rubbish. Collecting money from a stranger just like dat going to your house to spend the night instead of an hotel to save costs. Ode. Is he your relative?
Keep lieing

Eni wa ifa nwa ofo. Free tins re deadly meen.

baba11:
Thank God for your life... by the way,probably,it was your outward disposition that got him attracted to you in the first instance.


THE WAY YOU'RE DRESSED,IS THE WAY YOU'LL BE ADDRESSED!!!

The op is gay as fck. A straight man will smell gay from a mile away. They almost went to his house. WTF

NifemiOlu:
Some years back, Alhaji Gay 'arrested' my friend in Ilorin, collected N500k on the spot, gold chain and iPhone. The next day N1.3m.

really? was he a police officer?

Sinnzu:
Yes i did bae, but only on Romance. The ban will be lifted later today shaa

Eayah,pele dear.***Ayaf missed u

prettythicksme:
Eayah,pele dear.***Ayaf missed u

hehehehe. Make Jack catch you

Sinnzu:
hehehehe. Make Jack catch you

Jack is polygamy and i am polyandry

IjogzK:
@OP he probably wanted to recruit you as an informant. He mkes use of a lot of unsuspecting young guyz as informant about the activities of fraudsters.

For those calling him Gay, he's not Gay. He's refered to as gay because of the way he talks and his body movement. More like a Sisi (A dude dat acts like a girl) which I believe is a genetic/hormones disorder.

Even tho I never knew about his existence till last year when some dudes were gisting about him in a bar, they said thaforces some of these Yahoo/ dudes to help their parents while spending their money lavishly.

They talked about a small yahoo dude he forced 1M from and gave to the boy mother. Telling the woman that her son is not responsible


The big question now is "Who killed Okadigbo Funsho Williams, Bola Ige and Alhaji Gay"

i swear you dnt knw ntn
pls go do ure research very
nd dnt let his victims rain curse on u!
who is not gay??

prettythicksme:
Jack is polygamy and i am polyandry

In other words, you both are in an OPEN relationship

vicadex07:
...am not really good at storytelling so guys pls help me manage this narrative. The places I will be mentioning are in Ibadan because that was where I resided at the time of occurrence

It was in the year 2007, my dad (we kids were past the dependant category age limit of 18) was finally going to join my mum in the Uk so we were off as a family to the visa office (then at bodija) to fill his form, submit and pay the required visa fees. As the firstborn, I drove down the family and took charge of all the nitty gritty (I filled his form for him all by myself right there at the visa office) because I had enough experience while pursuing my own visa earlier

It was when we were all in the visa office that we all noticed this "weird" man. He was very loud and audacious. He made and received calls loudly right there in there office despite several attempts by the security personnel to stop him. The security guy later gave up because he just didn't care

He looked weird, dressed weird and even talked more weird. It seems like he was trying to impress us that were present with his conversation...like...ha senator, have you gotten the package and so on. He even tried to strike a conversation with me after he finished his phone call before my mum tapped me to disengage me. After we left, she was like how would I even think on giving such a man an audience. (moms always know best...listen to you mom today ). I just chuckled as a big boy and told her its nothing joh . For my mind, I have dealt with badder niggas whilst she was outta town and in uk so she need not be over protective ( little did I know )

Fast forward like 8 months later...my dad was already in Uk and things weren't really looking up financially. The global economic meltdown just started and it affected everyone including my mum, not to talk of my dad who just landed in uk. She is a nurse and my dad a Redeem pastor (fulltime) had not completed his transfer process to the uk so no funds were coming in for him from the mission.

At this point, we kids were really affected cos we were solely dependent on them financially. I was really depressed and vulnerable. I decided to take a stroll and cheer myself up at an eatery in challenge (tantalizers for those of who know Ibadan).

It was there I saw this loud man again I immediately recognized him. Though I wasn't keen on approaching him, I still wished he did cos I was vulnerable and just needed to talk to someone. He spotted me and he came on to me and was like,"errm...are you a model or something?". I said no smiling in amusement of his loss of memory. He again asked if I was an actor, to this again I said no and reminded him about the visa office encounter...and then he was like "okayyy, that was you". He introduced himself as Tunji Alaso, a film producer and that he likes hanging out with young boys to encourage them and help them. I felt a bit elated on hearing that like god has sent my own moses to me. We exchanged phone numbers and he told me he was traveling back to Lagos but would be coming back to Ibadan in two weeks time and he would like us to hang out. Mind you, gay runs were unheard of back then in 2007 so I never smelt a rat. Before he left, he dished out n2000 to me and promised me more when he comes back.

Though the money so little, it felt so much to me at that time cos I was dead broke due to my parents financial situation but deep down within me, I started growing suspicious of the man. My spirit was not down with him but I decided to go with the flow cos of my temporary vulnerability. I did a little google search on Tunji Alaso films and found out little about him. A little reference was made about his movie productions but I wasn't still satisfied nor convinced. Deep down I was still disturbed.

I was forced to confide in my longtime friend from OSU (OSUITES are the baddest) and he told me to go ahead but I should update him about how everything unravels. Fortunately for me, the very day Mr Tunji was coming back to IB I was in company of that my friend that I confided in. He called me in his presence and said that I should meet him at tantalizers where we met the last time. He also said he will be spending the night in my place so as to save hotel expenses. My stomach turned upon hearing that but still, I was happy my friend was there with me. We decided to go and meet him together so that he can "access" the man. To be honest,Tunji looked weird but was also friendly in a weird way

We got there and my friend being a badt guy ordered without inhibitions and we spent about n9000 when we were about to leave. When Tunji went about sorting the bill, my friend pulled me aside and said with a seriousness I have never seen in him before..."my guy...run!!!

Omo...immediately I heard what my friend just said, my brain just begin calculate how I go take escape. As my friend wan discharge us, he began to pinch me, pestering me to help him collect transport money from the guy (badt guy).

I managed to help him collect N1000 and he went on his own, leaving me to my own predicament. As my friend left and we headed towards his car, Mr Tunji told me he will be spending the night in my place since my peeps were not around and so as to save hotel bills. He said we had rather used the hotel money for gyration later in the night. We entered the vehicle and we first headed towards bere with the excuse that he wanted to see one of his relatives, then he started chest beating about his achievements and people that he knew. He made mention of one former I.G of police Mike Okiro and many other influential people. He made mention that he just spoke with Okiro and he would be having a meeting with him in Abuja as soon as he leaves Ibadan. For my mind, I be like "wetin consign [/i]me". Make he just talk wetin he go talk make I find any chance to escape jare

Fortunately for me when we got to bere, he left me by my own in the vehicle and he went inside the compound of a building beside the main road that looked like a babalawo house and I found the perfect chance for my escape. Before the blink of an eye, I was out of the vehicle and in an instant I immediately crossed over to the other side of the road and disappeared. He only discovered my disappearance minutes later. I was expecting him to call and was prepared for his convo.

I politely told him I was sorry we can't be acquaintances because my mind was really unsettled about it and I immediately switched off my phone and that was it. I never again heard from him till date.

Few years down the line, I was able to summon courage and share the tale with some of my loud, street boy friends. At the time, gay runs was now a common occurrence and many tales about a particular Alhaji gay they usually talked about correlates with his kind of person. They all told me with all certainty that he was the one and I was lucky I escaped with my yansh unhurt . I immediately did another google search on him and this time I saw his pics and many evil tales of homosexuality and bounty hunting attributed to him. I was like

That was how Jah saved my yansh

[i]Thenk

I guess my parents prayers shielded me

Nairalanders help me thank god o.

If una still dey wait for pics, youre on a long thing

Sauce - personal exposure

One rule for men and another for women . If it was a woman who did this she will be called a gold digger. why accept gifts from someone you have no interest in.

Sinnzu:
In other words, you both are in an OPEN relationship

no close

Rubyventures:
One rule for men and another for women . If it was a woman who did this she will be called a gold digger. why accept gifts from someone you have no interest in.

And how could the OP have known that the dude is gay? You just quoted the entire article to post this thrash!

prettythicksme:
no close

Well ah missed ya'll too dear. Its jux that i'm either sick or busy these days.

Sinnzu:
And how could the OP have known that the dude is gay? You just quoted the entire article to post this thrash!

The truth is bitter. Lets turn the table around. lets say the op was a female, and did exactly what the op did, she would have been called all the names under the sun.

I think it is very dangerous to accept gifts from people you know nothing about, at the end of the day there is nothing like a free lunch, there is always a prize to pay.

The combination of street sense and got saved you. If you have allowed greed to play out your mind,sorry would have been your case by now.

Nigerdeltaboi:
he once tried to befriend one of my relatives,na so i call my cousin (DEATH MACHINE) to arrange soldiers for the man

Abeg giv us d full gist bro

prettythicksme:
person dey burst yansh,u said make guys no fear.Can u let a guy put diick inside ur anus?

Lol..we go die there na...so the guy speacilises is bursting yahoo boys yansh ni ,I wan know yahoo boys dey fear am

Rubyventures:
The truth is bitter. Lets turn the table around. lets say the op was a female, and did exactly what the op did, she would have been called all the names under the sun.

I think it is very dangerous to accept gifts from people you know nothing about, at the end of the day there is nothing like a free lunch, there is always a prize to pay.

I understand you perfectly but your assumption can only come to play if they were of opposite gender. In this case, its quite difficult to discern the purpose of that man's generosity to a fellow man. As you clearly read, this incident took place looooong before the gay issue became a neighbourhood phenomenon. So cut the OP some slack aii?

Sinnzu:
Well ah missed ya'll too dear. Its jux that i'm either sick or busy these days.

sick? what is d nature of ur sickness?

prettythicksme:
sick? what is d nature of ur sickness?

Its flu oo.

What I read from online sites about the man, he was a leech fed fat on the destroyed and senseless country's system.

kunlesufyan:
If this man wasn't a law enforcement officer ,why yahoo boys come dey fear am na? The thing no just understand me

d dude had strong juju, plus he was an EFCC informant, if U don't pay he'll snitch on U and we both know EFCC is far worse than paying d millions

NifemiOlu:
Some years back, Alhaji Gay 'arrested' my friend in Ilorin, collected N500k on the spot, gold chain and iPhone. The next day N1.3m.

Arrested him for what?? Was he a policeman

[size=14pt]Guys na wa oh!

And GMB never pass law for Homosexual marriage yet.

Wetin go happen when GMB come back and pass law for Homosexual marriage?[/size]

[size=14pt]Buhari will accept homosexuality.

https://i.imgur.com/9SO4x4g.jpg?1

MAY GOD HELP NIGERIA[/size]

https://i.imgur.com/bK9YMvw.png?1

http://www.ibtimes.com/obama-pressure-nigeria-anti-gay-law-during-buharis-white-house-visit-2007599

guy why are you bitter?

Are you gay? Have guys collected cash from you without giving you the booty? quit wailing all over my thread jare since no be me collect your money...idiot

Rubyventures:
One rule for men and another for women . If it was a woman who did this she will be called a gold digger. why accept gifts from someone you have no interest in.

did u read my write up with a rats brain? Go loan a human brain and read allover...besides, how old are you?

DukeNija:
Bloody liar. Alhaji gay Don sama ur yansh you come Dey lie lie. Rubbish. Collecting money from a stranger just like dat going to your house to spend the night instead of an hotel to save costs. Ode. Is he your relative?
Keep lieing

mr chef

lampardizik:
Maggi or Ajinomoto

I swear

Efeswerve:
vicadex07
badt guy
teenk God 4 savin' yuh azz

diz na real testimony o

LMAO...daaa "yansh" tuu plenty for dis story....to summarise the story,...God saved d OP's yanshous yansh!..