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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by 23Tunde45(m): 12:41pm On Jul 24, 2015

delishpot:
na the thing she observe na. But you fresh sha.

My son told me he used to be my father and I was small like him before. But now, Our roles have reversed now and he is the child and I his parent.

Is your real Father alive? I watched a documentary of a boy that they claimed reincarnated and he told his father the same thing.

Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by delishpot: 1:17pm On Jul 24, 2015

23Tunde45:
Is your real Father alive? I watched a documentary of a boy that they claimed reincarnated and he told his father the same thing.

Nope he died like 2 yrs before my son was born.

Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by delishpot: 1:22pm On Jul 24, 2015

ovalrose:
Gosh,this thread has me in stitches. I recall two incidents like that,my brother who was then still a baby was learning to walk and talk. After one particularly nasty fall one day,everyone held their breath while watching to see if he'd start wailing. Shockingly,Bobo picked himself up quietly and uttered Chei,man fall down." Till today we still talk about it in the house.

Another one was when i went to visit my sister who was then a teacher at a local school. She suggested we visit the family of one of her pupils and i agreed. On getting to the compound a little boy of maybe 5or 6 was playing at the entrance. As he failed to greet us my sister called him: " Obinna,so u saw me and didn't greet,abi? okay,i wont buy biscuit for u again." The boy's reply? "ehhn,don't buy. I have eaten gala."

Lol.

Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Intrepid01(m): 7:27pm On Jul 24, 2015

Mine happened some years back....my cousin from US came visiting for the first time in Nigeria.

We are this moderate family like that, where you have to fetch water to flush closet. It doesn't flush on its own.

After three weeks in Nigeria my Cousin was preparing to return to US for resumption and while we were playing she uttered what startled me

she said "I'll teel my friends I saw a water closet that doesn't flush on its own"...........I was startled.

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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by shalommeri(f): 9:47pm On Jul 24, 2015

Whenever my neighbour son(relatives too) sees someone dat says goodluck I miss u oh. Or how r u?,he'll say am fine my baby,hw r u? Nd he'll hug u nd pat u on d back nd giv u a peck.

My younga bro askd me wad wet dream nd period was...I still answerd him nd still coachd him bt sincerly I was nt confident at first nd I leta got to lik it..I felt lik a Mom

Weneva u beat gooluck he'll cry nd 5 mins leta clean his eyes nd tel u "ur stupid abi?"
he talks lik a parrot nd hez too matured for his age...some tins he says baffles me bt his damm cute nd I pity for d gal he comes across

Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by 23Tunde45(m): 9:52pm On Jul 24, 2015

delishpot:
Nope he died like 2 yrs before my son was born.

You need to watch the documentary on YouTube. A small boy suddenly said he was once is father's father and he used to change is Dads pampers before while his father was changing is pampers. Then he talked about his former life, where he lived, etc. and he had never been to the place before but his description was correct. You need to ask your son about his former life. If you are Yoruba, his name is suppose to be Babatunde.

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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Kimoni: 1:25am On Jul 25, 2015*

A 3 year old was teaching me this video game but I just couldn't understand it. He collected the game from me, explained it again and with a lot of bewilderment in his eyes said, "this simple game, how will someone not understand it".

I burst out laughing and asked him, "Kay, are you trying to say Aunty is a dullard" shocked

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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by chomytex(f): 1:46pm On Jul 25, 2015

Lmao!
Dt girl is really wicked
U guys need to circumsize her tongue!

ItsAnderson:

Today i went to pick my lil niece back from school. She is about 7 years old and very troublesome to me. As we were walking back home, she looked at me with all seriousness and told me ''that my head is shaped like brown beans and that i'm lucky she even talks to me in public''.....

Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Asable(f): 5:42pm On Jul 25, 2015

After teaching my pupils about God creating everything I sat down and started marking, one of my pupils came to me and said aunt if God created everything who created God I was dumbfounded I wasn't expecting such question at all, I told her no body created God that he came into the world like that and she was like where did he come from then I no fit talk

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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jul 25, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
*Show me your bum-bum : finally discovered he picked it up from the househelp.

*Then my ex, kid bro once asked me, "everytime I see you with my uncle. Don't you go to school?"

[color=#27408B]That boy sha [/color]

Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by mitchelle1989(f): 11:27pm On Jul 25, 2015

My 4years old son asked me how the baby inside my stomach was going to come. He asked if its tru my mouth? Throwing up tins shocked

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Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 5:57am On Jul 26, 2015

Always fetches water for my Uncle's wife and no one noticed that my niece of two years was taking note.

One day I went out and the woman told me that immediately she brought out her bucket,my niece ran to her,took a gaze at her and told her that I am not around.

Same thing happens when ever any friend of mine visits and I'm not home,she'll just come out and tell you to go that I'm not home.

I kept thinking How she take know.

Re: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by 77star: 12:09pm On Sep 30, 2021

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