I asked my uncle's driver son his name and he replied "mind your business"

My neighbour's son anytime he sees me he wuld say"av u brushed ur teeth" and he is just 2years old and if I dnt answer him he wuld den say "I wuld beat u o" If I tell him I wuld beat him 2, he wuld tell me" I wuld tell my mummy o"
Sometime he wuld tell me "say A"

i remember when I just came back home after a long while away from mY family so I decided to take a walk around with my new elbow_patched jacket when I got to where chicks and guyz where I saw my lil bro coming back from school on seeing the jacket he shouted "hu bought dis cloth for u" chai dat day I almost kill person but I replied him sha I sed "I rented it, but that didn't change wat I felt inside. A guy behind me sed "children of nowadays"

I stay with my uncle somewhere in Benin city. .I came back from work one day and was expecting Precious (a little boy of five) to tell me 'brother welcome'..the young boy was just staring at me in the face. ..immediately I halad. "precious u no de greet person"?..the reply I received got me scared, shocked and dumb..the boy said "leave me abeg..afterall d house you wan enter no be your papa own"....I had to buy him ice cream that weekend. .
but I'm currently looking for a house ooo..even room I go manage

Am here to laugh. Com

teemanbastos:
lwkmd

Lol

[quote
author=arshavineering post=30644245]I stay with my uncle somewhere in
Benin city. .I came back from work one day and was expecting Precious (a
little boy of five) to tell me 'brother welcome'..the young boy was
just staring at me in the face. ..immediately I halad. "precious u no de
greet person"?..the reply I received got me scared, shocked and
dumb..the boy said "leave me abeg..afterall d house you wan enter no be
your papa own"....I had to buy him ice cream that weekend. .
but I'm currently looking for a house ooo..even room I go manage[/quote]The boy is just mischievous

freecitizn:
Ok...so I was at the salon getting a haircut and an elderly man walked in with two little boys...

Boy: Uncle XXXX, are you poor?

Man: Why?

Boy: Because you always drive daddy and us...where is your own car?

I shame for the old driver

God punish poverty

ItsAnderson:

Today i went to pick my lil niece back from school. She is about 7 years old and very troublesome to me. As we were walking back home, she looked at me with all seriousness and told me ''that my head is shaped like brown beans and that i'm lucky she even talks to me in public''.....

Loool
For real

Ewatomi26:
My neighbour's son anytime he sees me he wuld say"av u brushed ur teeth" and he is just 2years old and if I dnt answer him he wuld den say "I wuld beat u o" If I tell him I wuld beat him 2, he wuld tell me" I wuld tell my mummy o"
Sometime he wuld tell me "say A"

U knw dia's dis tin about lil kids, they don't knw aw to hide dia feelings. U neva can tell mayb u av dis buzzing and oozing mouth odour weneva u're talking to him b4 u brush in the mornin,
so pls check urself dear

ItsAnderson:

Today i went to pick my lil niece back from school. She is about 7 years old and very troublesome to me. As we were walking back home, she looked at me with all seriousness and told me ''that my head is shaped like brown beans and that i'm lucky she even talks to me in public''.....

man,this is way past being funny ts something else,a 7yrs old? Lols I had to imagine what a brown beans actually looks like,she killed it with her last utterance,I bet u'v been making life pretty diffficult for her,.......never had any of such xperiences with ma younger siblings though.

lilflipnerd:
weed tastes like Thyme

No way lol , Thyme bawo ? ? ?

ellahzy:
Lol...
This reminds me of my cousin.
I was dancing and the next thing he said was

'' Shake ur bumbum very well na"

i quickly sat down with my face like this



ellajovy @IG

The boy was possessed by an evil spirit called Chimerase2

"Brother take am easy o, abi na wetin?

KingTom:
The boy was possessed by an evil spirit called Chimerase2

lol ...which one is Chimerase2?

Caracta:
"Why are you thin and straight?"

My little cousin told me that 8 years ago...

U still thin nd straight??

ellahzy:


lol ...which one is Chimerase2?

Please don't call the name again o, he is an evil spirit

Kachisbarbie:
*Show me your bum-bum : finally discovered he picked it up from the househelp.

*Then my ex, kid bro once asked me, "everytime I see you with my uncle. Don't you go to school?"

And what was your response??

I was surfing facebook and my 7years old cousin entered the room.
I came across a "mobile upload" recently uploaded by a facebook friend - I clicked on it, and decided to read comments. Badly, aunt called me, and I kept my phone on the bed to answer her; when I returned back, not knowing that my cousin had tampered with the phone and saw the girl picture.

I picked it up and a bombshell dropped out from his mouth.
He was like, "do you want to remove her cloth and see her brèast & bum bum".

Mhen, I was flabbergasted.

.

ellahzy:
Lol...
This reminds me of my cousin.
I was dancing and the next thing he said was

'' Shake ur bumbum very well na"

i quickly sat down with my face like this



ellajovy @IG

Speechless.

ellahzy:


lol ...which one is Chimerase2?

this your signature sha

Nephew : uncle good morning !
Me: morning, Ur night ?
Nephew: fine uncle, any story for me?
Me: yes, did u know that India won Nigeria in a football match?
Nephew: hmmm, In football everything is possible. but what is the scoreline?
Me: 100 - 1
Nephew: uncle you can lie!!! Let me ask Google!!!

Broder, go and fuuuucck

Caracta:
"Why are you thin and straight?"

My little cousin told me that 8 years ago...

8 years ago?? And you still have it in there??

KingTom:
Please don't call the name again o, he is an evil spirit

lol ...ok o

ItsAnderson:

Today i went to pick my lil niece back from school. She is about 7 years old and very troublesome to me. As we were walking back home, she looked at me with all seriousness and told me ''that my head is shaped like brown beans and that i'm lucky she even talks to me in public''.....

But Is your head shaped like brown beans?

crusufixo:
Once heard a gist from a former colleague that his seven year old son came to him one night....with all seriousness and told him dat he wanted to get married

After laughing for a while...he asked him who he wanted to get married to and the boy with all seriousness told him that he wanted to marry his grand mum

and when his dad asked him why.....the boy answered because his dad married his own mum....

hahahahahahahahahahahaaa

Kids sha!

mine I said it to an uncle that came to our house while I was still a lad n the statement is still in our families history book till date, he was eating n I was watching him then all of a sudden I said to him uncle u dey eat like monkey they chop.... dem nearly kill me that day

I was driving behind a group of kids going home from school (somewhere in Anambra state). I tapped my horn to alert them. One of them just turned to face me and put one finger across his lips to indicate that I was making noise. I was shocked.

Aunty Tosin, ' When you're angry your face becomes like orange that they squeeze well well'

I'm about to pay for my stuff at the cashier's and this little boy runs up and says, "I want that chocolate, that DUREX one" He actually picks it and holds on tight while his mum and her friend had a tough time convincing him that MARS was better..