I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got to my fiancée's place for dinner, he seemed excited to see me and exclaimed " Darling I have a surprise for you tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed was affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my fiancee was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atom like this for another few minutes.
The pressure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hand holding their noses" .....
If you were in her shoes, what will you do....

Lmao! Lol! Gosh i just imagined everything and coudn't help laughing so loud

Op u try but stop repeating stories.

waistaa:
Op u try but stop repeating stories.

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blaze2cool:
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waistaa:
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I first heard this story 2004.... not funny again
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