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1. Planes fly, therefore God created the universe.
2. Flowers are pretty, therefore God created the universe.
3. Science can’t explain everything, therefore God created the universe.
4. God created the universe, because this book that describes our flat earth says so.
5. God created the universe, because this book with talking animals in it says so.
6. God created the universe, because this book with unicorns in it says so.
7. If God didn’t create the universe, how do you explain bananas?
8. Evolution is a manmade theory, therefore God created the universe.
9. We don’t know why the big bang happened, therefore god created the universe.
10.Evolution is only a theory, therefore God created the universe.
11.Evolution is immoral, therefore God created the universe.
12.Evolution leads to social Darwinism, therefore God created the universe.
13. Some scientists believe in God, therefore God created the universe.
14. Scientific knowledge changes, therefore God created the universe.
15. Evolution denies God’s role in the origin & development of our species, therefore God created the universe.
16. Einstein said, “God doesn’t play dice with the universe,” therefore God created the universe.
17. Science can’t fully explain love, therefore God created the universe.
18. Science cannot define ‘species,’ therefore God created the universe.
19. Macroevolution has never been observed, therefore God created the universe.
20. Ken Ham has poor eyesight, therefore God created the universe.
21. Evolution contradicts the word of God, therefore God created the universe.
22. The Pyramids are really old, therefore God created the universe.
23. Radiocarbon Dating doesn’t work, therefore God created the universe.
24. Not all scientists agree about all of the details of the process of evolution, therefore God created the universe.
25. If humans evolved from monkeys, there’d be no monkeys, therefore God created the universe.

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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. The sinner here described is an atheist, one that saith there is no Judge or Governor of the world, no Providence ruling over the affairs of men. He says this in his heart. He cannot satisfy himself that there is none, but wishes there were none, and pleases himself that it is possible there may be none; he is willing to think there is none. This sinner is a fool; he is simple and unwise, and this is evidence of it: he is wicked and profane, and this is the cause. The word of God is a discerner of these thoughts. No man will say, There is no God, till he is so hardened in sin, that it is become his interest that there should be none to call him to an account. The disease of sin has infected the whole race of mankind. God is the creator, his alive.. God bless you

gamaliel121:
The fool hath said in his
heart, There is no God.

definition of
fool :
1. One who is deficient in judgment, sense, or understanding.
2. One who acts unwisely on a given occasion: I was a fool to have quit my job.
3. One who has been tricked or made to appear ridiculous; a dupe:
4. A mentally deficient person; an idiot.


A fool is not persons who disprove an idea that has no evident but a person with poor judgment and little intelligent to access an idea without critical evaluation. you can now point out who is a fool in this context.

sinner here described is an atheist, one that saith there is
no The Judge or Governor of the world, no
Providence ruling over the affairs of men. He
says this in his heart. He cannot satisfy himself
that there is none, but wishes there were none,
and pleases himself that it is possible there may
be none; he is willing to think there is none.

Are you kidding me. your point now is that all prison inmates are atheists and those who don't believe in god. people that believe in god are saints, they don't commit crime and they are more moral. Google researches on crime perpetration by religion and atheism and see to yourself.
Japan is almost a secular country and the number of its citizens that doesn't believe in any god is almost 90%, crime rate is the lowest in the country. why?

gamaliel121:
The fool hath said in his
heart, There is no God. The sinner here
described is an atheist, one that saith there is
no Judge or Governor of the world, no
Providence ruling over the affairs of men. He
says this in his heart. He cannot satisfy himself
that there is none, but wishes there were none,
and pleases himself that it is possible there may
be none; he is willing to think there is none. This
sinner is a fool; he is simple and unwise, and
this is evidence of it: he is wicked and profane,
and this is the cause. The word of God is a
discerner of these thoughts. No man will say,
There is no God, till he is so hardened in sin,
that it is become his interest that there should
be none to call him to an account. The disease
of sin has infected the whole race of mankind.
God is the creator, his alive..
God bless you

And a foolish God sayeth in his heart that there are no other gods. - logicboy03, 2013.

gamaliel121:
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. The sinner here described is an atheist, one that saith there is no Judge or Governor of the world, no Providence ruling over the affairs of men. He says this in his heart. He cannot satisfy himself that there is none, but wishes there were none, and pleases himself that it is possible there may be none; he is willing to think there is none. This sinner is a fool; he is simple and unwise, and this is evidence of it: he is wicked and profane, and this is the cause. The word of God is a discerner of these thoughts. No man will say, There is no God, till he is so hardened in sin, that it is become his interest that there should be none to call him to an account. The disease of sin has infected the whole race of mankind. God is the creator, his alive.. God bless you

Well put. Thumbs up!!

@Menesheh,

I describe these 25 creationist arguments as "CLASSICAL STUPIDITY"!!!

*facepalm* is there ever a day where an atheist doesn't attack strawmans...