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Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by 1miccza: 8:27am On Jul 29, 2015
ggrin:
[color=indigo]my chat with a white guy[/color]


WG....hello beautiful

M...hey handsome

WG...you've got a nice pics

M...awwww >3>3 thanks bae

WG...so what u up too?

M...nothing much bae, jus layin down here

WG...awwww! That's some real sh*t....lemme give u call then so that we can roll up tonight

M...no qualms bae

Bla bla bla bla bla

[color=indigo]my chat with S/A guy[/color]


S/A...hey

M...hello

S/A....damn! Ur beautiful

M....really!!!!! Thanks

M...u not looking bad too wink

S/A...oh stop that...am blushing cheesy

M...damn! U joking right?

S/A...not really tho

Bla bla bla bla bla


[color=indigo]with my naija brodas embarassed[/color]


N/B... Hafa

M...i

N/B...omo I dy feel ur swags oh!

M...thanks, I dy feel urs too

N/B...(For his mind *this girl don like me o*)I'll like to get down there?

M...lol, naughty u!

N/B...(*chei naijaboiy come o, this girl na ashi*)
...I go like sample u
...I go fvck u like say dem neva bang u b4
...Name ur price

M....

N/B.... R u thr

M...

N/B...baby

M....

[color=indigo]10mins later[/color]

N/B... Hello





[color=indigo]mumusundecided[/color]
You've been rolling with the wrong set of guys.
How this one take change the price of puff puff for market abeg?
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by 1miccza: 8:28am On Jul 29, 2015
FYM now you dey create counter thread abi??
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by princealexndre(m): 8:47am On Jul 29, 2015
lol funny but not true
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 8:49am On Jul 29, 2015
Op ... bad gan grin
Lol giving it back to them i like it ..
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 8:54am On Jul 29, 2015
Convo with white guy

Guy: hey
Girl: hi
Guy how have you been long time
Girl: im good just been at school n stuff
Guy: ok what u got planned for the weekend
Girl: nothing
Guy:u wanna go cinema

Convo with NIGERIAN GUY
Guy: see ur ass
Guy: dat ass is ass of life
Guy: so like what ur boobs size now your so sexy

( girl still waiting to respond)
Guy: so are you coming to see me or what ?
Girl: sorry im busy
Guy: what are you feeling like , ur not even fine
Girl: ok thanks .
Guy: call me
Girl: sorry no credit
Guy: so u want money .. U should have said so


* sips tea*'
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by MRpii(m): 9:27am On Jul 29, 2015
Good morning babe!
LadyBoss1:
Convo with white guy

Guy: hey
Girl: hi
Guy how have you been long time
Girl: im good just been at school n stuff
Guy: ok what u got planned for the weekend
Girl: nothing
Guy:u wanna go cinema

Convo with NIGERIAN GUY
Guy: see ur ass
Guy: dat ass is ass of life
Guy: so like what ur boobs size now your so sexy

( girl still waiting to respond)
Guy: so are you coming to see me or what ?
Girl: sorry im busy
Guy: what are you feeling like , ur not even fine
Girl: ok thanks .
Guy: call me
Girl: sorry no credit
Guy: so u want money .. U should have said so


* sips tea*'
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 10:37am On Jul 29, 2015
a very dumb wacky attempt at throwing a shade on naija guys. Very wack.
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 10:38am On Jul 29, 2015
This is more like it! smiley



LadyBoss1:
Convo with white guy

Guy: hey
Girl: hi
Guy how have you been long time
Girl: im good just been at school n stuff
Guy: ok what u got planned for the weekend
Girl: nothing
Guy:u wanna go cinema

Convo with NIGERIAN GUY
Guy: see ur ass
Guy: dat ass is ass of life
Guy: so like what ur boobs size now your so sexy

( girl still waiting to respond)
Guy: so are you coming to see me or what ?
Girl: sorry im busy
Guy: what are you feeling like , ur not even fine
Girl: ok thanks .
Guy: call me
Girl: sorry no credit
Guy: so u want money .. U should have said so


* sips tea*'
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by ggrin(op): 10:52am On Jul 29, 2015
Sinnzu:
a very dumb wacky attempt at throwing a shade on naija guys. Very wack.
[color=indigo]not only shade I will soon throw shadowundecided[/color]
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by faith551(m): 10:55am On Jul 29, 2015
If that's so, then u need to change ur circle of friends
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:30am On Jul 29, 2015
Tochi Kedu grin wink
Niklausa:
What is this one saying? undecided
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 11:47am On Jul 29, 2015
What white guy talks like that? Is he Eminem? LMFAO
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jul 29, 2015
darkenedrebel:
you just met the white guy & you are already calling him bae - you are a fÜcking idiot
i though i was the only person that noticed that

this post is as dry as caitlyn jenner's punnany
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody:
Sinnzu:
This is more like it! smiley
that is totally out of point, which guy starts a convo with see that ass.


are you just an ass licker or something
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 12:34pm On Jul 29, 2015
sinestro24:
that is totally out of pint, which guy starts a convo with see that ass.


are you just an ass licker or something
I do it sometimes. On purpose, just to piss the chic off. Guys can be jerks when they wanna. And NO im not an azzlicker.
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by sanbells(f): 12:39pm On Jul 29, 2015
Lol... u got them good
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 12:44pm On Jul 29, 2015
Nneka123:
Alright. cheesy LOL. I have also listened to "Alright" and I liked it. Kendrick is good. J.cole as well.
that's good... but I don't like J.Cole anyway - he sounds too soft lipsrsealed
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 12:48pm On Jul 29, 2015
Sinnzu:
I do it sometimes. On purpose, just to piss the chic off. Guys can be jerks when they wanna. And NO im not an azzlicker.
oh ok.

NOTED
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Nobody: 12:50pm On Jul 29, 2015
sanbells:
Lol... u got them good
sweetheart HE/SHE did not get anybody.

everybody know the post was out of point,

1st convo she is already calling the white guy BAE

Really
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by 400billionman: 1:32pm On Jul 29, 2015
ggrin:
grin
Please lie with integrity or Buhari will probe you.
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by haryomikun(m):
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Thanks guys. i promise the mix will be up to your expectations wink
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by mrpatozky(m): 1:39pm On Jul 29, 2015
Guys that do this are few... D desperate ones.. . undecided
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by Moz22: 7:50pm On Jul 29, 2015
ireneony:
boring!
bt do u av to hate?
Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by 7footre(m): 9:18pm On Jul 29, 2015
darkenedrebel:
the way you use idioms & write English now is way better than when we first picked you up from the village..

honestly, I'm proud of you dear
Jesus! Why are some people this wicked
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