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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by yusasiv(m): 10:38pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian when she called on u just twice and when u turn up, in the end she asks, were u counting my voice 7 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by esscence00: 10:38pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Petitediva14:I attest to this.sometimes the difference might be negligible but still she no go gree. mothers- light of the world. |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by NaijaOptimist: 10:42pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
ionsman: |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by smlafolabi(m): 10:43pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 10:44pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
MhizDeedy: come on... Shrek isn't ugly .. look in my eyes baby & tell me that I'm not handsome how can you say that you don't love this Adonis green-skinned ogre
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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by bakila: 10:44pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
indigene:You know know wrapper? 6 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by kazmanbanjoko(m): 10:45pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
# youknowyourmumisnigerianwhen she tries to hit you and you dodge she'd say 'so yu have grown wings that you want to fight me abii' 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian when u spoil anything at home and she's threatening she'll use ur school fees to repair it and that awkward moment she call u to the kitchen just to remind u of something u did days ago making sure she hold u down with all her body so u won't escape the wrath of her beloved omorogun. 9 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 10:50pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: Lmao Holy Smoking Cow! I just threw my phone away. Damn u re really goodlooking, how do u cope with ladies I bet dey re really disturbing ur future |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Pabodan: 10:50pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
When she calls you on phone for 10 minutes out of which she uses 9 minutes to pray for you.. I love my mama 25 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 10:52pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
In the morning.. Me- mum am hungry, what's for breakfast? mum- dis wan dat ua hungry by dis time, didn't you eat last night? 14 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by MzMay(f): 10:52pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Rotfl 1 Like |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by kazmanbanjoko(m): 10:53pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
YouKnowYourMumIsNigerianif she goes to the market and start pricing until the seller starts crying"" 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by scentmarlc(m): 10:56pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Midehi: Ello bae, u'v been MIA |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
MhizDeedy: oh I forgot to tell you- I'm married actually met her last summer. she's resourceful, foxy & yeah -she's a bull on the bed look at her rabbit ears - just like yours 1 Share
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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 10:58pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
iamkingzlee: 8 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by blacq2009(m): 10:58pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
YouKnowYourMumIsANigerian if she stares angrily at you like a dying man for saying there's a spider in the soup before her customers. 1 Like |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by VaselineJelly: 10:59pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:00pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
scentmarlc:really?...mention me there! |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:04pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: Lol God forbid..... I bet ur surname is ''stare @ us nd die' |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Scholarnwadimma(f): 11:04pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Wen she is sleeping in her rum nd ask you to tell d caller in d house dat she iz nt at home. 6 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:04pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
VaselineJelly: Lol 1 Like |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by mummydirect(f): 11:15pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
When she uses song to reply your questions. 3 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:17pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
VickyRotex:my own na eye. just tell her that my eye has started paining me again. she will be like when u choke ur eye for ur phone and laptop why I no go pain u. or even if tell her say belle dey pain u, she tell say make the laptop give u food naa. or if she call u and u answer maaa she will say maaa that thing and come here. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by olu1759(m): 11:20pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
If icecream pack is for egusi soup and darnish cookies box is for sewing kit.#youknowyourmumisnigerian 17 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:22pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
duni04: I have never opened that blog, Linda Ikeji....nor Stella demascus ....and I absolutely know I never will ....so in this case lemme enjoy this thread However I preach NL to everybody I know It would be sad for them to come here, and go like, "oh, but I read that on Linda Ikeji" 4 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by DavidEsq(m): 11:24pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
ionsman:So true. That's my mum. |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Yusluv13(m): 11:25pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
when u call ur mum 3 times and her respond was her son !!! |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
indigene: We have made that word our own... So...wrapper it is Like, no holds barred 4 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by DavidEsq(m): 11:25pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
kemmary:LWTMB oooooo!!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Earthkumy(m): 11:29pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
#Youknowyourmumisnigeria when you ask her mum what are you eating and she reply's m nata nkpuro anya m, goro nke gi taa (I'm eating my eye ball, take your own and eat) 9 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by BornnAgainChild(f): 11:29pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
PAGAN9JA:But shes a nigerian baa |
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