#youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter - Family (5)

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by yusasiv(m): 10:38pm On Jul 29, 2015

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian when she called on u just twice and when u turn up, in the end she asks, were u counting my voice

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by esscence00: 10:38pm On Jul 29, 2015

Petitediva14:
My mum's own is she would price the meat or any item to like 3k when the person has agreed she would price it to 1.5k and i would be like which kain wahala be this. And the worst part is if the person doesn't agree she would sometimes leave and they would call her back or i would beg her to go back. I used to feel bad for them.

I attest to this.sometimes the difference might be negligible but still she no go gree. mothers- light of the world.

Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by NaijaOptimist: 10:42pm On Jul 29, 2015

ionsman:
I'm deviating from the norm.....
#Youknowyourmumisnigerian when she sells her wrappers just to make sure you complete your education. ...

Shout out to all Nigerian mums. You rock.

Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by smlafolabi(m): 10:43pm On Jul 29, 2015

Lol

Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 10:44pm On Jul 29, 2015

MhizDeedy:
Lol hahahaha re u really telling me this? U mean u re saying u look like Shrek? I can never be ur Fiona nd I wil never av shrek lookalike as a son

come on... Shrek isn't ugly grin

..

look in my eyes baby & tell me that I'm not handsome

how can you say that you don't love this Adonis green-skinned ogre grin

Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by bakila: 10:44pm On Jul 29, 2015

indigene:
The correct word is her wrap in one or wraps in two piece.
Wrappers are what is been used for wrapping gifts or gift boxes. I hope, You will accept this correction kindly.
Mama I am hungry, she will scold and said; Do I look like food?

You know know wrapper?

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by kazmanbanjoko(m): 10:45pm On Jul 29, 2015

# youknowyourmumisnigerianwhen she tries to hit you and you dodge she'd say 'so yu have grown wings that you want to fight me abii'

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jul 29, 2015

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian when u spoil anything at home and she's threatening she'll use ur school fees to repair it and that awkward moment she call u to the kitchen just to remind u of something u did days ago making sure she hold u down with all her body so u won't escape the wrath of her beloved omorogun.

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 10:50pm On Jul 29, 2015

darkenedrebel:
come on... Shrek isn't ugly ..

look in my eyes baby & tell me that I'm not handsome

how can you say that you don't love this Adonis green-skinned ogre

Lmao Holy Smoking Cow! I just threw my phone away. Damn u re really goodlooking, how do u cope with ladies I bet dey re really disturbing ur future tongue

Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Pabodan: 10:50pm On Jul 29, 2015

When she calls you on phone for 10 minutes out of which she uses 9 minutes to pray for you..

I love my mama

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 10:52pm On Jul 29, 2015

In the morning..
Me- mum am hungry, what's for breakfast?

mum- dis wan dat ua hungry by dis time, didn't you eat last night? shocked

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by MzMay(f): 10:52pm On Jul 29, 2015

Rotfl

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by kazmanbanjoko(m): 10:53pm On Jul 29, 2015

YouKnowYourMumIsNigerianif she goes to the market and start pricing until the seller starts crying""

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by scentmarlc(m): 10:56pm On Jul 29, 2015

Midehi:
i love this

when you call her: mum
she replies: dad

Ello bae, u'v been MIA

Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jul 29, 2015

MhizDeedy:
Lmao Holy Smoking Cow! I just threw my phone away. Damn u re really goodlooking, how do u cope with ladies I bet dey re really disturbing ur future

oh I forgot to tell you- I'm married actually
met her last summer.
she's resourceful, foxy & yeah -she's a bull on the bed grin

look at her rabbit ears - just like yours wink

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 10:58pm On Jul 29, 2015

iamkingzlee:
#YouknowyourmumisNigerian when; she prefers a nokia torch to an iphone.

#YouknowyourmumIsNigerian when; she beats the hell outta your life and still says, you want to kill me abi

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when you fail jamb 3 times, even to untie agege bread nylon, she"ll say you're making noise!!!

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by blacq2009(m): 10:58pm On Jul 29, 2015

YouKnowYourMumIsANigerian if she stares angrily at you like a dying man for saying there's a spider in the soup before her customers.

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by VaselineJelly: 10:59pm On Jul 29, 2015

[quote author=MhizDeedy post=36411622][/quote] grin

Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:00pm On Jul 29, 2015

scentmarlc:
Ello bae, u'v been MIA

really?...mention me there!

Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:04pm On Jul 29, 2015

darkenedrebel:
oh I forgot to tell you- I'm married actually
met her last summer.
she's resourceful, foxy & yeah -she's a bull on the bed

look at her rabbit ears - just like yours

Lol God forbid..... I bet ur surname is ''stare @ us nd die' grin

Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Scholarnwadimma(f): 11:04pm On Jul 29, 2015

Wen she is sleeping in her rum nd ask you to tell d caller in d house dat she iz nt at home.

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:04pm On Jul 29, 2015

VaselineJelly:

Lol

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by mummydirect(f): 11:15pm On Jul 29, 2015

When she uses song to reply your questions.

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:17pm On Jul 29, 2015

VickyRotex:
that's my mum o... Tell her you feel like you have malaria, she'll say it's because you've been busy with your laptop all day. Choiiii

my own na eye. just tell her that my eye has started paining me again. she will be like when u choke ur eye for ur phone and laptop why I no go pain u. or even if tell her say belle dey pain u, she tell say make the laptop give u food naa.
or

if she call u and u answer maaa
she will say maaa that thing and come here.

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by olu1759(m): 11:20pm On Jul 29, 2015

If icecream pack is for egusi soup and darnish cookies box is for sewing kit.#youknowyourmumisnigerian

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:22pm On Jul 29, 2015

duni04:
It's sad! Nairaland is now a dumping ground for trash from Linda ikeji. Instead of coming here to read what I've already seen on Linda, why not just open only Linda? Nairaland needs a serious revival!

I have never opened that blog, Linda Ikeji....nor Stella demascus huh

....and I absolutely know I never will
....so in this case lemme enjoy this thread

However I preach NL to everybody I know
It would be sad for them to come here, and go like, "oh, but I read that on Linda Ikeji"

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by DavidEsq(m): 11:24pm On Jul 29, 2015

ionsman:
I'm deviating from the norm.....
#Youknowyourmumisnigerian when she sells her wrappers just to make sure you complete your education. ...

Shout out to all Nigerian mums. You rock.

So true. That's my mum.

Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Yusluv13(m): 11:25pm On Jul 29, 2015

when u call ur mum 3 times and her respond was her son !!!

Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jul 29, 2015

indigene:
The correct word is her wrap in one or wraps in two piece.
Wrappers are what is been used for wrapping gifts or gift boxes. I hope, You will accept this correction kindly.
Mama I am hungry, she will scold and said; Do I look like food?

We have made that word our own...
So...wrapper it is
Like, no holds barred

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by DavidEsq(m): 11:25pm On Jul 29, 2015

kemmary:
#youknowyourmumisnigerian when after shouting from morning to evening, she ends it with 'after you people will say am shouting'

LWTMB oooooo!!!!!!

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Earthkumy(m): 11:29pm On Jul 29, 2015

#Youknowyourmumisnigeria when you ask her mum what are you eating and she reply's m nata nkpuro anya m, goro nke gi taa (I'm eating my eye ball, take your own and eat)

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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by BornnAgainChild(f): 11:29pm On Jul 29, 2015

PAGAN9JA:
My mum is not Yoruba.

But shes a nigerian baa huh

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