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| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by inimitkel(m): 11:33pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
dreamworld:Lol @the 'so you are dating my daughter?'...this cracked me up big time ![]() |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by ZYZZA: 11:35pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
#youknowyourmumisnigerian When you try to hold her cane while beating you and she reaply* oh you want to beat me back abi* |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Misternas89(m): 11:36pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Hollabesea:Hahahaha,OMG ds got me laffing aswear ![]() |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:37pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
#youknowurmumisnigerian .. When she complains about the way you use your smart phone ..you will hear sometin like "you wan spoil the fone or wat are u pressing inside since ....when she refer every gal she sees with you as your wife i love you mum...you best parent i ever had, since dad left this world. |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by inimitkel(m): 11:45pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
VickyRotex:Lol, that's my mum's best choice of words just for failing/forgetting to do whatever she says ![]() |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
#youknowyourmumisNigerian when she makes it a duty to remind everytym you err dat she carried you in her womb for nine months and you suckled on her two breasts(as she touches and raises them) for 10 months. |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Tex42(m): 11:46pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Youknowyourmumisnigerian When u ask her a question, she twists her hand to her back and says ask me again... Shout out to the Naija mothers, they are no doubt the best mothers in the world! Love u mum! |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by regirich(m): 11:47pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
When she ask the tailor 2 sew oversize school uniform 4 you so u won't outgrow the school uniform in d next 6yrs... |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nemesis99(m): 11:48pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
ladyF:Lai Lai u cant skip 'em cuz they are naija women by fire by force things to do. |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by IAmTobore(m): 11:55pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
iamkingzlee:You can't beleive my mum still wants to acquire a sagem my-s 7 phone. Just because of it's loud speakers! |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by VickyRotex(f): 11:56pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
sophiadfirst:lmao!!!!! Oh, our mothers ooo!!! ![]() Maaaaa that thing and come here ![]() |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by VickyRotex(f): 11:58pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
inimitkel: Our Mothers...I just love them! |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by highbeetohbadt: 12:02am On Jul 30, 2015 |
#youknowurmomisnigerian when she beats u with d intent of making u cry and starts beating u again 2 stop u frm crying |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by sarris(m): 12:06am On Jul 30, 2015 |
olokedde:U know ur mum its Nigerian when she tells u she came first in all her exams in primary and secondary school. |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 12:17am On Jul 30, 2015 |
VickyRotex:They re really wonderful. God bless our mothers. |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Felitsa187(f): 12:21am On Jul 30, 2015 |
ionsman:Awwwww |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by NIGERIALOLoCOM(m): 12:24am On Jul 30, 2015 |
ionsman:R.I.P mum! |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by lepasharon(f): 12:34am On Jul 30, 2015 |
#youknowurmumisnigerian- when she beats you to a coma, you wake up in the hospital bed and ask for a doctor and.... she beats you again for not greeting her |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 12:36am On Jul 30, 2015 |
![]() Misternas89: |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 12:37am On Jul 30, 2015 |
lepasharon: ![]() That one must be a Ghanian mother. ![]() |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by mohince(m): 1:07am On Jul 30, 2015 |
# YouKnowYourMumIsNigeria
when she insists that you must finish the rice before
touching the meat.
# YouKnowYourMumIsNigeria
When u break a plate, you this boy, why are you
destructive? When she breaks a plate - who left this plate
here?
# YouKnowYourMumIsNigeria
She calls your name three times and still ask you, how
many times I call u? Lol, love u mama
# YouKnowYourMumIsNigeria
when u ask her for school fees and she'll direct u to go n
tell ur father |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Dathommie(m): 1:19am On Jul 30, 2015 |
My mama comes to mind ![]() !!Me: *lying on the bed very ill and shivering* Mum:..ah ah?? U don drink medicine? Me: no o Mum: why?? Me: nothing...I go drink am later Mum; ehh?? As u dey shake lyk foul wey dem pour hot water u lyk abi? Me: erm.......... Mum: shut up ur mouth!! Mum: u wan die?? Me: no ma...... Mum: oya start to dey provide all d money I don spend 4 u from when u small till as u don big so.... Then u are free to die!!! |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Kollyk11(m): 1:37am On Jul 30, 2015 |
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian#wen she ask u to get her comb in the room while she is eat.na den I go know say I don suffer. |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by rabbuy(m): 1:54am On Jul 30, 2015 |
#youknowyourmumisnigerian When she ask you after every meal if you're satisfied and you always said yes Then the day she ask you and you say no she tells you to she doesn't have any food left I be like why then ask |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Calismart(m): 2:01am On Jul 30, 2015 |
DiegoNakel:I don laugh tire |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 2:12am On Jul 30, 2015 |
you know ur mum is nigerian when she calls u from upstairs to open door for visitor while she is staying close to d door |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Reference(m): 3:44am On Jul 30, 2015 |
VickyRotex:Lucky you. My mum would do six hours straight on weekends and if you're unfortunate to tag along you will return home with a migrane and serious muscle ache having clocked several kilometres of trekking. And if it is the day she is doing her hair also then you're done. Na heat stroke go nearly kill you for moto. |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Ademat7(m): 3:46am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Hmm mk I talk my own o #youknwsheisnigerianmom. *when she gv u meat/fish just to make u pee at night before u go to bed *when u ask for money and she tell u 1000things she want to use her money for but still give u d money at d end |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by geebebe100(f): 3:51am On Jul 30, 2015 |
#youknowyourmumisnigerian. When she sends u and instead of saying "come back quick " she would be like " Don't come back Oo" |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by staymore: 4:12am On Jul 30, 2015 |
When she is cooking and complaining that meat is very expensive and she ask you to go to the freezer and bring 'that small two pieces of meat' and you went and brought only two pieces from all the meat The shout alone will just make the meat fall from your hand. You just stood confused and your sister just went and brought the whole pot of meat You will be like, but mum, you said small two pieces na Both mum and sis will just shout at you the same time "shut up; stupid boy" |
| Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nafikowa: 4:13am On Jul 30, 2015 |
#youknowyourmumisnigerian when she spits on the ground and asks you to go an errand as fast as possible and return before spit dries off |
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