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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by inimitkel(m): 11:33pm On Jul 29, 2015
dreamworld:
mums be like
Lol @the 'so you are dating my daughter?'...this cracked me up big time cheesy
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by ZYZZA: 11:35pm On Jul 29, 2015
#youknowyourmumisnigerian
When you try to hold her cane while beating you and she reaply* oh you want to beat me back abi*
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Misternas89(m): 11:36pm On Jul 29, 2015
Hollabesea:
#youknowyourmumisNigerian when:
me : mum my tummy is paining me
mum ; y won't it pain you when u av bin pressing fone since morning
Hahahaha,OMG ds got me laffing aswear grin grin
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:37pm On Jul 29, 2015
#youknowurmumisnigerian .. When she complains about the way you use your smart phone ..you will hear sometin like "you wan spoil the fone or wat are u pressing inside since

....when she refer every gal she sees with you as your wife


i love you mum...you best parent i ever had, since dad left this world.
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by inimitkel(m): 11:45pm On Jul 29, 2015
VickyRotex:
cheesy cheesy that's my mum o... Tell her you feel like you have malaria, she'll say it's because you've been busy with your laptop all day. Choiiii
cheesy
Lol, that's my mum's best choice of words just for failing/forgetting to do whatever she says cheesy
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jul 29, 2015
#youknowyourmumisNigerian when she makes it a duty to remind everytym you err dat she carried you in her womb for nine months and you suckled on her two breasts(as she touches and raises them) for 10 months.
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Tex42(m): 11:46pm On Jul 29, 2015
Youknowyourmumisnigerian When u ask her a question, she twists her hand to her back and says ask me again...

Shout out to the Naija mothers, they are no doubt the best mothers in the world!

Love u mum!
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by regirich(m): 11:47pm On Jul 29, 2015
When she ask the tailor 2 sew oversize school uniform 4 you so u won't outgrow the school uniform in d next 6yrs...
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nemesis99(m): 11:48pm On Jul 29, 2015
ladyF:
Lol
I can relate to most of these. Hope I won't continue the trend with my own kids. grin
[size=20pt]LadyF grin grin [/size]
Lai Lai u cant skip 'em cuz they are naija women by fire by force things to do.
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by IAmTobore(m): 11:55pm On Jul 29, 2015
iamkingzlee:
#YouknowyourmumisNigerian when; she prefers a nokia torch to an iphone.

#YouknowyourmumIsNigerian when; she beats the hell outta your life and still says, you want to kill me abihuh

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when you fail jamb 3 times, even to untie agege bread nylon, she"ll say you're making noise!!!
You can't beleive my mum still wants to acquire a sagem my-s 7 phone. Just because of it's loud speakers!
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by VickyRotex(f): 11:56pm On Jul 29, 2015
sophiadfirst:
my own na eye. just tell her that my eye has started paining me again. she will be like when u choke ur eye for ur phone and laptop why I no go pain u. or even if tell her say belle dey pain u, she tell say make the laptop give u food naa.
or

if she call u and u answer maaa
she will say maaa that thing and come here.
lmao!!!!!

Oh, our mothers ooo!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Maaaaa that thing and come here grin grin grin
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by VickyRotex(f): 11:58pm On Jul 29, 2015
inimitkel:
Lol, that's my mum's best choice of words just for failing/forgetting to do whatever she says cheesy
cheesy cheesy Our Mothers...

I just love them!
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by highbeetohbadt: 12:02am On Jul 30, 2015
#youknowurmomisnigerian when she beats u with d intent of making u cry and starts beating u again 2 stop u frm crying
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by sarris(m): 12:06am On Jul 30, 2015
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 12:17am On Jul 30, 2015
VickyRotex:
lmao!!!!!
Oh, our mothers ooo!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Maaaaa that thing and come here grin grin grin
They re really wonderful. God bless our mothers.
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Felitsa187(f): 12:21am On Jul 30, 2015
ionsman:
I'm deviating from the norm.....
#Youknowyourmumisnigerian when she sells her wrappers just to make sure you complete your education. ...

Shout out to all Nigerian mums. You rock.

R.I.P mum.... cry
Awwwww cry
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by NIGERIALOLoCOM(m): 12:24am On Jul 30, 2015
ionsman:
I'm deviating from the norm.....
#Youknowyourmumisnigerian when she sells her wrappers just to make sure you complete your education. ...

Shout out to all Nigerian mums. You rock.

R.I.P mum.... cry
R.I.P mum!
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by lepasharon(f): 12:34am On Jul 30, 2015
#youknowurmumisnigerian-

when she beats you to a coma,
you wake up in the hospital bed and ask for a doctor and....

she beats you again for not greeting her
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 12:36am On Jul 30, 2015
cheesy
Misternas89:
Hahahaha,OMG ds got me laffing aswear grin grin
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 12:37am On Jul 30, 2015
lepasharon:
#youknowurmumisnigerian-

when she beats you to a coma,
you wake up in the hospital bed and ask for a doctor and....

she beats you again for not greeting her
grin grin grin
That one must be a Ghanian mother. tongue
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by mohince(m): 1:07am On Jul 30, 2015
# YouKnowYourMumIsNigeria when she insists that you must finish the rice before touching the meat. # YouKnowYourMumIsNigeria When u break a plate, you this boy, why are you destructive? When she breaks a plate - who left this plate here? # YouKnowYourMumIsNigeria She calls your name three times and still ask you, how many times I call u? Lol, love u mama # YouKnowYourMumIsNigeria when u ask her for school fees and she'll direct u to go n tell ur father
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Dathommie(m): 1:19am On Jul 30, 2015
My mama comes to mind gringrin!!




Me: *lying on the bed very ill and shivering*

Mum:..ah ah?? U don drink medicine?

Me: no o

Mum: why??

Me: nothing...I go drink am later

Mum; ehh?? As u dey shake lyk foul wey dem pour hot water u lyk abi?

Me: erm..........

Mum: shut up ur mouth!!

Mum: u wan die??

Me: no ma......

Mum: oya start to dey provide all d money I don spend 4 u from when u small till as u don big so....

Then u are free to die!!!
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Kollyk11(m): 1:37am On Jul 30, 2015
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian#wen she ask u to get her comb in the room while she is eat.na den I go know say I don suffer.
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by rabbuy(m): 1:54am On Jul 30, 2015
#youknowyourmumisnigerian
When she ask you after every meal if you're satisfied and you always said yes
Then the day she ask you and you say no she tells you to she doesn't have any food left
I be like why then ask
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Calismart(m): 2:01am On Jul 30, 2015
DiegoNakel:
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When she buys
you oversized clothes to keep for the future.


#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when She starts
Pricing Meat In The market You start Feeling Bad for
The meat seller .
I don laugh tire
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 2:12am On Jul 30, 2015
you know ur mum is nigerian when she calls u from upstairs to open door for visitor while she is staying close to d door
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Reference(m): 3:44am On Jul 30, 2015
VickyRotex:
I tell you. Just like my mum cheesy if they agree with her price, she'll price it lesser, and when those people say they can't sell it like that, she'll say she's just joking. grin

At times they have to beg her to come back, me sef will be begging her. It aches my head at that moment. Don't like going to the market with her cos of that.

Any time I go to the market on my own, she'll say Ahhhhh they've cheated you, this 10k meat is supposed to be 2k. What?? shocked cheesy

I love my mama die!!!
Lucky you. My mum would do six hours straight on weekends and if you're unfortunate to tag along you will return home with a migrane and serious muscle ache having clocked several kilometres of trekking. And if it is the day she is doing her hair also then you're done. Na heat stroke go nearly kill you for moto.
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Ademat7(m): 3:46am On Jul 30, 2015
Hmm mk I talk my own o #youknwsheisnigerianmom. *when she gv u meat/fish just to make u pee at night before u go to bed *when u ask for money and she tell u 1000things she want to use her money for but still give u d money at d end
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by geebebe100(f): 3:51am On Jul 30, 2015
#youknowyourmumisnigerian.
When she sends u and instead of saying "come back quick " she would be like " Don't come back Oo"
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by staymore: 4:12am On Jul 30, 2015
When she is cooking and complaining that meat is very expensive and she ask you to go to the freezer and bring 'that small two pieces of meat' and you went and brought only two pieces from all the meat

The shout alone will just make the meat fall from your hand.

You just stood confused and your sister just went and brought the whole pot of meat

You will be like, but mum, you said small two pieces na

Both mum and sis will just shout at you the same time "shut up; stupid boy"
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nafikowa: 4:13am On Jul 30, 2015
#youknowyourmumisnigerian when she spits on the ground and asks you to go an errand as fast as possible and return before spit dries off
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