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Search 11 Ways Girls Indirectly Beg For BIS Subscription Via BBM Status by Nobody: 10:49pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
If you are the type that chats on BBM, you will
understand what am saying. If want to learn some
tricks on how to be cunny, simply meet one of your
sisters and she will teach you because girls are
naturally cunny. Some of them always claim to be
wise, they usually dont come out open and express
what they want but will always do it indirectly using
signs such as when they need sex, when they need
money, when they like someone, they also
indirectly ask for BIS subcription too.
Below are some of the things they usually write on
their status when their BIS expires and need
someone to help them subcribe.
1. WILL BE OFFLINE FOR LONG:
This is a trickish way of forcing you to ask her why
will you be offline for long. Initially, she will
pretend not to tell you.
Guy: Dear, why do want to be offline for long?
Girl: My dear, never mind, its personal.
Now the guy will claim to be a good friend or
caring or to show concern and persist to know why
without knowing he is actually entering into into
trouble.
2. WHO CARES ABOUT ME:
When she asks this question, her intention is to
induce converstaions and some guys will be
like...Baby, you know I care about you. She will now
smile because you have entered the net. The next
question is...I know you do but can you proof it?
The guy will respond ofcourse, just tell me
anything you want. Thats when she will now chip-in
what she actually wants without you knowing. To
the guy, he is proofing but to the girl he is not
proofing, he is subcribing for her because she is
not interested in whatever you claim to be
proofing but her BIS.
3. NOT NOW:
This is another indirect way of asking for BIS
subcription because when she writes it, some of
those guys who have been chyking her for sex or
maybe for love will be like...baby whats the
problem @your status? She will first complain how
silly android is in melting down someone's MB, she
will say it in such angry mood that she just
subcribed N2000 for MB last week and its almost
finished, sometimes she will blame it on her
sisters and end up saying that the worse is right
now, she doesnt have a dime to subcribe now. In
that way, you the chyker have been told to do
something indirectly and as a chyker, you will be
like..Oh, sorry about that, I will see what I can
do..which network? She will now say...Thank you
darling, you are so nice and sends a hugging and
kissing smiley. Your response will be...Welcome
baby, its my pleasure.
4. DAMN BROKE:
This is the one they all do both for BIS or when
they need money from chykers or their boy
friends. This one isobvious, you dont need to ask
someone with such status what does she want.
Some guys will start sending encouraging words
like...dear, take it easy its just for a while. Some
guys will be like...My dear, its every where o
@your status. People like us will pretend not to see
it. But believe me, there are many that will stil
respond and say...Dear, lets talk about your status.
Every other message entering will remain
"delivered" and not "Read" because she is now
busy with you and its only messages from people
like you that need to be read, others are stingy.
5. NEED TO CHANGE NETWORK:
She writes she needs to change network so that
someone or people will ask her why and believe
me, people or someone will surely ask. And you
know as someone who needs to change to another
network for browsing will need to subcribe it. She
will give you many reasons why wants to change
which may or may not be true but at the end she
will also add...but I have a problem. You will
definitely ask what the problem is and thats when
she will make her intentions known to you in polite
way as if her status isnt all about that her intention.
Wise guys will tell you, hmmm...I think its better
you manage that network until the BIS expires.
6. PUTS A CRYING OR SAD SMILEY:
When a girl puts such faces on her status, the
chykers and the boy friend (s) will start asking
questions. She will first try to put you in a
defensive situation by first telling that there is no
need telling you because you might not help or
that she doesnt want to bother you with her
problem but why did she have to put that face
there when she wants to carter for her problems
alone? Believe me, some guys dont like challanges
especially someone who has been finding a way to
show you that he likes you. Immediately you say
what the problem is, he will try to proof you
wrong.
7. GUYS ARE STINGY:
When she writes this, some guys in her chat list will
be like...Na today you know?, some annoying ones
will be like...you havent said what you want, some
will be like...how do you know, the ones that will
enter the trap will be like...baby am not among the
stingy ones, some will be like...You are wrong, not
all guys. She will now look for replies that suit her
intentions and start up chats with you. If you say
you are not stingy and that not all guys are stingy,
you have to show proof and that way, she will get
what she wants.
8. HOW I WISH:
Guys are good in asking what do you wish @your
status. Some with bad minds will think what she
means is..How i wish I was with someone right
now. Whe you ask out of curiosity, she will tell you
that what she means is how she wishes she could
have a caring and loving guy. In this way, she will
end up getting what she wants from those
distrubing chykers and sex seekers.
9. AM NOT OK:
This is almost same as No. 6 except that here she
expresses her mood in words and not with a
smiley. As someone who is chyking a girl on BBM
or someone who is dating someone, you need to
know why she is not ok. She will tell you I will be
fine, that you dont need t bother and you will
persist to know why she is not ok, thats when she
you will buy the problem. If you pretend not to see
it like us and if you two are close, she will ask you
whether you didnt see her status which is normal
or if she is a desperate one, she will ask you if you
didnt see her status whether you are close or not.
10. CALL ME IF MY BBM IS NOT AVAILABLE:
This is an indirect way of saying No. 1
When she wirtes this, those chykers will be asking
why, why, why? In this type of case, she always says
it directly that she doesnt have money to subcribe
for her BIS for now. Believe me, either her boy
friend or one of the chykers will definitely do
something.
11. I LOVE CHEERFUL GUYS:
She will write this one few days to the day her BIS
will expire like 4 or 5 days ahead. There will be
arguments, there will be some lovely chats and
when the time comes, she will write any of the
above status already listed above.
Girls, try these and you will always get someone to
subcribe your BIS.
Guys, be aware of these and you will never be a
victim. |
Re: Search 11 Ways Girls Indirectly Beg For BIS Subscription Via BBM Status by ladyF(f): 10:50pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
Lol God loves a cheerful giver. But y buy bb if u no get money to subscribe. |
Re: Search 11 Ways Girls Indirectly Beg For BIS Subscription Via BBM Status by INTROVERT(f): 10:50pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
broke girls |
Re: Search 11 Ways Girls Indirectly Beg For BIS Subscription Via BBM Status by Aristotle96(m): 10:55pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
The girl INTROVERT above me be pretending like she ain't among |
Re: Search 11 Ways Girls Indirectly Beg For BIS Subscription Via BBM Status by ApcSucks: 11:06pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
INTROVERT: Are you rich If your rich you won't spend all your time on the net So I rate you broke ass |
Re: Search 11 Ways Girls Indirectly Beg For BIS Subscription Via BBM Status by chomytex(f): 12:30am On Aug 02, 2015 |
So funny bt true! |
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