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Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by tochstorm(m): 2:33pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
engineers don't hide files. they simply hide it from prying eyes so they don't get brain damaged. |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by nwadiuko1(m): 2:37pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
kinggenesis:pinshure or idonbilivit |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by anwo247: 2:37pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
I'm one and alot of your points are correct but not all. We are able to keep relationship; We know something and only engineers know this. Contrary to your point. most people do not know that there is nothing like developed world without us. Anything you see around you are created by us. Just us. They only remember us when things are not working well or fully functional. But they forget us once all is smooth again. ... A doctors mistake kills one patient but an engineers mistake Can kill a whole city....even the doctors can't do their work without the equipment made by engineers. ...we are every where and no where without us. Alot more but we do have our short comings too..... 1 Like |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Damianobi(m): 2:40pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and reaching the class at 9.30 am. 3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food. 4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it. 7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will create one and would start solving it. 9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt. 12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this. 15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself. 16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand. 17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop. Lmao...no. 12 still dey funny |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by nosiebaba(m): 2:42pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
kamez:My brother, I wonder how these stupid posts make it to FP. I wonder how posts concocted by an unserious fellow will make it to the fp of a blog that great minds visit. I'm seriously bothered about the credibility of this nl. |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by rooqee120(f): 2:45pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
@ klickash077 come and see this |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Malawian(m): 2:51pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
Number 11, we do that Three nights in a row just before taking the course exam. |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by hollowpot15684(m): 3:03pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
Incase u don't know, A vulcanizer is also an Engineer. |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Elderay(m): 3:06pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
u r ryt bro |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by excess4luv: 3:23pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
Proudly an engineer |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by 1miccza: 3:27pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
5,7,8 proudly and always an engineer... I love Engineering |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by myrao(f): 3:41pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
female engineers are always treated wit much respect....just like how am treated...,hehehe ...female engineers rock... 1 Like |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by CzarChris(m): 3:49pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
Gaddamn, WTF? It's like I'm looking at a f...ing mirror. Nice one OP. Proud Engr. |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by jamislaw(m): 3:56pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
Na only we engineer d cook beans for 5minutes. Pot of beans on d hot plate with two boiling rings immersed in the pot lol. I lov us engine boys, Abusite for life. |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by encubed(m): 4:07pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
kinggenesis: Guy On point! |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Nobody: 4:07pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
Engineering mind is all I have. |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by jamislaw(m): 4:15pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
Guy hw far i read met/mat too, do u skul in A.b.u speaktome: |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Phunmibi: 4:15pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
themejiwalker: abegu sir, I still be youngi o |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by femi4: 4:20pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
debbie:An engineer doesn't know much about socializing and investment. Hence, they are boring and relatively poor |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by anwo247: 4:24pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
You shd be confused but engineers are not
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Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by sniper77(m): 4:44pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
kinggenesis: Alakoba ni e |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by odave: 4:47pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
Nice one op. You are 90% correct. I no dey smoke but bottle dey help wella, I fit work 15 hours non-stop. Thanks to OAU |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Ramos16(m): 4:53pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
kamez: Bros, do not take this thing personal na, its just a joke, 95% of the things do not apply seff, but its always nice to try to be geeky or nerdy |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by klickash077(m): 4:56pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
rooqee120: 6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when condom costs #50 instead of #40. 11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night. 12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this. 13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning. 14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents. 16. No one can speak better English than an engineer 1 Like |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Nobody: 5:01pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
That number 17 ehn. .Very true |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by engrolawei: 5:04pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
kamez: Dont mind them. We rock the boat well. I dont even smok as an engineer. I dont even drink orijin. Why do they lie against the anointed profession? what will the world be without an engineer? Engineers are the best lovers. |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by tk4rd: 5:06pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
kinggenesis:Guy u no well.. Nos. 7 and 17 got me rolling on the floor |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Nobody: 5:17pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
amazing facts....we rock |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Teophilus96(m): 5:25pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
No_ 5, 6,& 16 makes no sense 2me. Bt d odas are funny indeed. |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Teophilus96(m): 5:36pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
4me I Fink NO_4, 7 &17 are d funniest. |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Brownhypo: 6:13pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
kingarizona1:that video funny die |
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by seangy4konji: 6:14pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
If you like you dance like jackson,oo iyen ko kan mi, If you like you break like raymond,omo iyen ko kan mi, OWO NI KOKO...MALO NAGERE.. Owo NI koko. |
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