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| Things A Naija Person Should Do Before They Die by Beachqueen59(op): 5:11pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
1) VISIT YOUR VILLAGE.. OR ANY VILLAGE:- dont say you dont know your village and that you where born in the city, surely you must have a good friend whose villa you can visit and spend the chirstmas cuz life in the village can be very exciting. 2) GO SKINNY DIPPING IN A RIVER AT YOUR VILLAGE:- Because why not. 3) ON A GOOD DAY WAKE UP VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING AND HAVE A BATH IN THE RIVER:- Like i said before, why not. 4) GO FOR 2 WEEKS WITHOUT USING PHONE, TV OR COMPUTER:- Disconnect and connect with Nature. 5) OVERCOME YOUR FEARS:- what ever it is, be it public speaking etc go ahead and do it, no ones gonna kill ya. 6) CLIMB A TREE:- I dont even have to explain this, because climbing trees is awesome you know? Cuz there a chance you might fall. 7) MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS HOUSE:- I was just joking, promise me you'll never do that.  GO ON A ROAD TRIP:- Preferably without getting murdered, stay away from abandoned houses nd uncompleted buildings and dont take advice from crusty ancient old men9) HAVE A PET:- A dog, a cat, what ever floats your boat, these guys can never say anything wrong when your upset. 10) APPLY FOR BIG BROTHER:- Seriously? Your gonna ask? 11) GROW A BEARD AND LEAVE IT FOR AT LEAST MONTH:- Why? You alway look the same, thats why. 12) APPLY FOR A BUNCH OF DREAM JOBS YOU MIGHT NOT REALLY BE QUALLIFIED FOR:- You never know what could happen. 13) GO COMPLETLY COWSHIT ON AN EX WHO JUST CHEATED ON YOU:- Or did you wrong. Just dump a drink on his face and run away ( just around the time it happened nd nt like 5 years later. PS for ladies only) 13) EAT A MEAL GOOD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR LAST:- Eat it now cuz shit happens, dont wait for when you think your about to die, only convicts get that kind of chance. |
| Re: Things A Naija Person Should Do Before They Die by Cutehector(m): 5:16pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Like seriously? I wana skydive, enta a hot air balloon, cross d atlantic ocean, shake d pope, kiss a gurl in d rain, fly a chopper, perform a guiness world record stunt! |
| Re: Things A Naija Person Should Do Before They Die by Beachqueen59(op): 5:37pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Cutehector:me too, if you have the money, gimme a holla nd i just might be the girl doing these things with you. Lolzz  1 Like |
| Re: Things A Naija Person Should Do Before They Die by Cutehector(m): 5:39pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Beachqueen59:alryt, leme hav ur number so I'd gv u a holla wen I hv d money.. 1 Like |
| Re: Things A Naija Person Should Do Before They Die by angieberry(f): 6:14pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Very crappy bucket list  |
| Re: Things A Naija Person Should Do Before They Die by Beachqueen59(op): 8:13pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
angieberry:got anything better share. Cuz i am just being realistic here. |
| Re: Things A Naija Person Should Do Before They Die by Beachqueen59(op): 8:14pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Cutehector:lolzz funny guy |
| Re: Things A Naija Person Should Do Before They Die by Cutehector(m): 8:58pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
Beachqueen59:nigerian girls tho |
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