If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? - Romance (4)

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Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 8:42pm On Aug 08, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Oh wow so nice

XavierBlue is that the meaning

I doubt

good geh, ladyboss1 na ajebo, she no sabi

XavierBlue

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:42pm On Aug 08, 2015

XavierBlue:
good geh, ladyboss1 na ajebo, she no sabi

XavierBlue

Lol ok wt does it mean hehehe
Hope sey e no mean olosho ohh

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Cutehector(m): 8:43pm On Aug 08, 2015

XavierBlue:
cutehector come o.k. Ladyboss1 no sabi meaning o. . Una no sabi pidgin be that

XavierBlue

lol xavier no tell am... I wan make she find d meanin tire cheesy

... Its sweet keepin girls guessing

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 8:44pm On Aug 08, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Jesu
Me wey be chef dont worry i make one soon.. Once i go market to get few bits

no be to make am be the problem, the thing go sweet like pusssy?

XavierBlue

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Cutehector(m): 8:45pm On Aug 08, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Oh wow so nice

XavierBlue is that the meaning

I doubt

lmao.. Dats not even d meanin one bit

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 8:45pm On Aug 08, 2015*

Cutehector:
lol xavier no tell am... I wan make she find d meanin tire ... Its sweet keepin girls guessing

why i for tell? If dem pm you, no reveal o

XavierBlue

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Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:45pm On Aug 08, 2015

XavierBlue:
no be to make am be the problem, the thing go sweet like pusssy?

XavierBlue

Lol dont know bout dat .. Aint tasted kitty soooo

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Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:45pm On Aug 08, 2015

XavierBlue:
am telling you dear . I can't imagine myself learning those stuffs, though it would be fun speaking them. You can easily learn it ropes if you live in the midst where its being spoken. Like in your case.
As for igbo, i do know some words, but can't fully express myself with em.
Which among em is the easiest to learn?

Hmm, so you belong to one of the smaller tribes, right? Nigeria seem to have a lot of tribes so I understand that you can't speak most of the languages. In my country we have only 9 tribes (the biggest being zulu then xhosa)hence it's easier to learn all the languages. Plus most are similar, you just have to change your tone.

Zulu is easier to learn because it's easy on the tongue & soft

XavierBlue

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:46pm On Aug 08, 2015

Cutehector:
lol xavier no tell am... I wan make she find d meanin tire ... Its sweet keepin girls guessing

U berra tell me now
Or u face jail time for harassment grin

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 8:47pm On Aug 08, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Lol ok wt does it mean hehehe
Hope sey e no mean olosho ohh

i no know no ask me, ask any agbero you see, he go know

XavierBlue

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Cutehector(m): 8:47pm On Aug 08, 2015

XavierBlue:
why i for tell? If dem pm you, no reveal o

XavierBlue

I dey madt to tel am

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Cutehector(m): 8:48pm On Aug 08, 2015

LadyBoss1:
U berra tell me now
Or u face jail time for harassment

lmao... Harass who?

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:49pm On Aug 08, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Lol dont know bout dat .. Aint tasted kitty soooo

U no well

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 8:50pm On Aug 08, 2015

[quote author=PunkyVeer post=36751357][/quote]ill love to learn zulu . And ya.. I belong to ibibio, though not a small tribe because it birthed the rest in the state. It like a mother to others, if you know ibibio you might hear some words in other languages.
Have you been out of SA?

XavierBlue

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:51pm On Aug 08, 2015

Cutehector:
I dey madt to tel am

I go vex this night angry

XavierBlue:
i no know no ask me, ask any agbero you see, he go know
XavierBlue

All my agbero friends have traveled to their villa

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:51pm On Aug 08, 2015

MrsPhyno:
U no well

Ahh abi u don taste shocked

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 8:51pm On Aug 08, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Lol dont know bout dat .. Aint tasted kitty soooo

pusssy is synonymous to dickk, so if you've tasted a dickk you should know warramin tongue

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:52pm On Aug 08, 2015

XavierBlue:
pusssy is synonymous to dickk, so if you've tasted a dickk you should know warramin

Ewww

Convo don dey divert
Hehehe see yall later

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:52pm On Aug 08, 2015

Cutehector:
lmao... Harass who?

Moi

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Isaacmacdon(m): 8:52pm On Aug 08, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Hehehe ... D eja shawa get bone s small mall dey chop d bone fit hook u for throat

yeah yeah... d bone ain't tough. cos it has flesh covered all over.. nd I have d perfect teeth to chew it down... d teeth z more like a tall tree with hard bark.. wink

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 8:53pm On Aug 08, 2015

MrsPhyno:
I go vex this night

All my agbero friends have traveled to their villa

friends? You should have their digits, call them. Or if you're sexy, you visit the nearest motor park closer to you

XavierBlue

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:54pm On Aug 08, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Ahh abi u don taste

how can

I neva even see d*ck how I wan take taste kitty cat wink

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Cutehector(m): 8:54pm On Aug 08, 2015

MrsPhyno:
I go vex this night

All my agbero friends have traveled to their villa

lool it will be so romantic seein u vexin

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 8:54pm On Aug 08, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Ewww
Convo don dey divert
Hehehe see yall later

lolz. That your assignments for the nights. Submit first thing tomorrow morning

XavierBlue

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:55pm On Aug 08, 2015

XavierBlue:
friends? You should have their digits, call them. Or if you're sexy, you visit the nearest motor park closer to you

XavierBlue

Hmm.

You wan make I beg or what tongue

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 8:55pm On Aug 08, 2015

MrsPhyno:
how can

I neva even see d*ck how I wan take taste kitty cat

*coughs*

XavierBlue

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Cutehector(m): 8:56pm On Aug 08, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Moi

proof?

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:56pm On Aug 08, 2015

Cutehector:
lool it will be so romantic seein u vexin

romantic kwa

naira land is supposed to be about learning na

As senior citizens u suppose teach a small pikin like me

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:56pm On Aug 08, 2015

XavierBlue:
*coughs*

XavierBlue

Better not choke o

Lubbish grin

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 8:56pm On Aug 08, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Hmm.

You wan make I beg or what

beg? I won't oblige. That should be your take home assignment.

XavierBlue

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by Cutehector(m): 8:58pm On Aug 08, 2015

MrsPhyno:
romantic kwa

naira land is supposed to be about learning na

As senior citizens u suppose teach a small pikin like me

lol d constitution recognizes persons under 12 as small children.. From 13 up, ur a big pikin.... So hw old r u? If u tell me correctly, I"l tell u

Re: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 8:58pm On Aug 08, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Better not choke o

Lubbish

naughty-geh , you want to know what is bigger than your head

XavierBlue

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