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tchidi:

We had one super girl in JSS3, Helen. She could take 100 strokes of the cane without flinching. Back then, we pay her 20 bucks to collect our strokes for us.
Helen, wherever you are, God bless you.

she should b in d nigeria army by now.

Sweetcollins:
I schooled in jemny

West or East ?

Lol

eph12:

The one week one trouble boy nko?
Or the girl that is always absent from school but comes first in every exam?
Abi na my junior school friend that is always comfortable with boys pressing her twins?
Make i just stop there sha.

Oga I tot you were all work work work....So you still dey play??

No wonder Jack ain't no dull boy.


#Salute

Rep R.F.C. jos

BabyDaddy20:
The guy who had sex with many girls including the teachers way back in high school.
That was me in high school.

are u sure?

The clown;i met this guy in secondary skul.he is never serious infact everything abt him is fun.there was a day i sat down at home and bursted into laughter when i remembered his silly behaviours,every body around me where very suprised cos no one knws what caused my laughter...bayode God bless u where ever u are

tyconcepts:
Oga I tot you were all work work work....So you still dey play??

No wonder Jack ain't no dull boy.


#Salute

Madam TY i salute o. Ahh why won't i play small na? Sometimes i just come online to ease office stress o or when i don't have anything to do at all. Youself talk about those strange people you schooled with abi you follow for the strange people?

THe Notorious Bully: feared by all the students and staff/never afraid of suspension or expulsion (had been expelled for like practices in 3 different schools). She could get away with anything. Specialises in; snatching people's food, exam malpractice, cornering people's books and stationaries, extorting from people, instigating fights, gossiping, fighting/quarrelling like kilode, blackmailing teachers (especially the ones intimately involved with students), playing pranks on others (deflating the principal's car tires) and stealing money/valuables from home and at school. She scales the fence to attend parties in town. We had such in my school and she was in my dormitory.

VickyRotex:
I was Number 5

It's not about being a witch, it's just normal prediction and more of coincidence.

make I start to dey fear you be that o

Those students who just by one way or the other are not around when corporal davidson Orwe (our class teacher) decides to punish the whole class.

Ibime:
Na me be that. . . . all through Primary and Secondary school. . . . all the teachers tried to break me but none could. . . .

are u sure u not op classmate

rotexteymie:
;Dmake I start to dey fear you be that o

fear bawo? No fear sis. Trust me na

kamez:
The dafty duck.


this one is just a programmed olodo.. no matter how hard the teacher tried, this boy no just free sabi book

LOL

eph12:
Madam TY i salute o. Ahh why won't i play small na? Sometimes i just come online to ease office stress o or when i don't have anything to do at all. Youself talk about those strange people you schooled with abi you follow for the strange people?

Them plenty coz as pako pikin my school was loaded with weirdo.

Had this guy in SS 3 who won't mind the biology teacher teaching just reproduction all term.

Then there was me who wore bandage for weeks simply because I had a new pam slippers to sample against the normal school sandals.

There was this very pretty girl who flaunts her privates in a short uniform but was the dullest girl I have ever met in my life.

There was this effico guy who reads all term but still does expo during exams.


Oga boss....Them plenty.

Ibime:
Na me be that. . . . all through Primary and Secondary school. . . . all the teachers tried to break me but none could. . . .

Haha broda man, you wey be sey na just see you go see cane wey you go start to dey cry

mannyU:
Op which kind spiritual skul u go?

U a fvckin LIAR sha

Its a boarding school bro......crazy things happens frequently.

That guy who forms toosh but can't receive cane

Bibidear:
are u sure?

You wan try ??

eljanfortis:
Wonder-kid
Back then in primary schools,he was always our messiah when we couldn't answer questions especially during English grammar classes,na die
I rep Areola Odutola Elementary School.

Areola or Adeola? that sud be in ijebu ode i guess.

mozele:
i hope you guys do proclaim good thing too or is it bad things only?

We do our moods determine the proclamation

the cursing tool-this guy fit curse for africa,anytime e dy curse na to jst comot 4 d plaz, coz u fit gt baptised by spittles

BabyDaddy20:
You wan try ??

lols,just asking

Bibidear:
lols,just asking

still waiting for a reply...sent u pm already

Mr JET president....He knows EVERYTHING

The I Too Knows....so they finished ababio and Okeke already..in SS1,Hence,we must not sleep.

which kain school the OP Go? na Harry Potter Primary School? see plenty mysterious things de happen for your school

The category of number of number Two is so funny ..unimaginable

In pry school then, there was a boy that drinks water through his nose.

defemidefemi:
Areola or Adeola? that sud be in ijebu ode i guess.

Adeola I mean,did u attend d school?