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Sassybae:
Oga ooo
Chai you don spoil

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

nvm.!

stephenqueen:
I swear Tom be CLOWN

Gurgle:
None of them are ugly but theyre too slim, they need more muscle

Speakdatruth:

Twaci:
Quit locking up...doesn't suit u.

k.

agarawu23:
the one in white

Danjuma827:
ohh my darling! You are the sweetest. Seriously i don't need a wooing competition game to win you over. You are always in my heart. Day in day out. I am so mesmerized by your beauty coupled with your attracting smiles. All the same thanks for understanding my love for you. I love you more than anything you could ever imagine.

Gurgle:
Ehen why would you get it, you cant

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

k.

agarawu23:
hmmmmm
no be guys ?

MhizDeedy:
So u af to yab my ugliness shey? #hides my ugly face.

Jacksparrow0712:
LADYBOSS1
Dearest, my body is simply crazy with wanting u.
I wonder if your body wants mine the way mine wants yours, the kisses, the hotness, the wetness, all melting together, the being held so tight that it hurts, the strangle and the struggle.

I love you, Lala, with all my heart and to know that you love me means my life.
How often I have thought about the immeasurable joy that will be ours some day.
How lucky our children will be to have a mother like you.

Everyone is furious with me for going back to you, but they don’t understand us.
I feel that it is only with you that I can do anything at all.
Do remake my ruined life for me, and then our friendship and love will have a different meaning to the world.

You’ve told me this contest will never change things between us (Wouldn't make you change your mind).
But I can’t, Lala, I can’t just… let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord, couldn’t leave his son to die at the end of “Return of the Jedi”.

You make me feel so safe, Lala. So warm. I want to crawl up inside you.
Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his tauntaun to protect himself from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire.

For you, Lala, I would dive into the Sarlacc Pit of Tatooine and be slowly digested for a thousand years, like the bounty hunter Bobba Fett.

Please, Lala, give you and me a try - or as wise Jedi once said, "Try not...Do, or do not. There is no try." Come on, let’s "do" it.

I am writing these lines to tell you that I cannot live any longer without you.
I worship you always.
I think you are a beauty and the nicest girl I ever saw and I adore.
Oh exquisite Fanny, do not despise me for loving you so well.
I shall be broken-hearted if you said no to me.

I wish this were a movie and we saw each other across a room and fell in love and I killed dragons for you and you fought off evil stepmoms for me.
I wish I was a Disney prince with no doubt about my feelings and you were a Disney princess and that this would all end with us kissing in front of a sunset to an Oscar winning soundtrack.
But life’s not animated, and we don’t have a soundtrack, and nothing’s finished after an hour and a half.

Why does life always colour outside the lines? 3D isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, I’d take a VCR life with you any day.

You know when you go to the pet store and there are haughty self-righteous fish swimming around in the tank, and there’s one dorky sweet looking one in the corner?
Yeah, I know there’s other fish in the sea, but there’s only one of you.
You’re that fish in the corner and I don’t want any other damn fish, I just want you.

Sometimes, wished that you was a robot.
I would open you up, and cross some wires, and flip some switches, and push some buttons, and tighten some screws, until you didn’t act so mechanical. Until you loved me.

I want to find out who you are behind that smile of yours.
I want to push away your hand that’s covering your face, and hold it tight.
I want to run my fingers through your hair, and see the blush creep onto your face.
I want to be there when you spill your feelings, your thoughts, your opinions.

I must confess that every night when I imagine you by my side, i cannot fall asleep for another hour. Too much heaven, too much heaven.

The thing is; you have really nice eyes and I really like looking into them.
And I also like that you smile so sweet when our eyes meet.
But then I look away. Mostly because I’m afraid of disappointment.
I’m scared to break. I’m scared to admit that I’ve not only stumbled, but fallen completely over for you.

Every time I see you, it blindsides me how gorgeous you are.
I wished you had x-ray vision so you could see how hard my heart beats when I’m around you

Baby, Like the late Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream that one day, we will be together and unstoppable.
Please, be my Woman.

Love you with all me heart my Queen Lala

CC Dygeasy and Tohpahz Phikom sleekyshuga







cant keep waiting to be called on. got things to do

MhizDeedy:
So u af to yab my ugliness shey? #hides my ugly face.

KingTom:
guy you no gree woo

agoadiv:
Strictly 4 mhizkel my dearie

[color=#990000]Strictly 4 mhizkel my dearie

To the love of my heart..

You could tie my tongue
My lips, my teeth
Split them into surrender
Into a foreign language
And I would still manage
To cough up your name.
You just need to know this is the first time I’ve ever done this without looking for an exit row.
And I’m pretty sure my seat can’t float but I’ve already fallen from the sky for you,
Already said no to the parachute,
With u m gonna be all out to face the world
Cos I'll be floating in de Mediterranean sea if u yield not to my approach.

If i culd mak ur picture de last ting every military soldier sees b4 embarking on de journey of less return
Am pretty sure some families wuld still be happily United with their fallen heros
Because ur face radiate de pure act of heavenly forgery
I look at ur dp n smile
I'll just open chrome browser n type in www.nairaland.com/mhizkel
And the beautiful countenance of a young girl appears before me
Ur face brings hope of love n thought of belonging, de bulging eyes makes u unique cos i feel m being watched by u in everything i do
Let the world knw dat there is love in loving an epitome of godesstry

[color=#990000]
M not a guy of much words, but i guarantee u multiple orgasms
I speak less, but I'll kiss u like u unleashed de beast
Romance u lik ur a newborn, taking care of all wat makes up a woman in u, I'll pull de hair of ur head till sweet thoughts abt me flies into ur brains
Baby, with u by my side I'll need no other pinkspot to bang
I'll be content in u
I just wanna be de 1 to nail that spot
On a solo mission 2 pleasures overboard,
No 1 cn juxtapose u wit any oda girl here
Cos u stand tall with ur funny n comely attitude
I see ur dp n i see a brave lady devoid of imitating bitches flooding this forum
And above all
u got de sweetest ting embedded @ de center of ur gracious frame
U got de prefect natural boobs
U got de prefect round ass ahh i just wanna pull it right away
U mak me see de pure definition of love and passionate sex
Dis did zeus see n craved to hera
Even at dat he still daydreamed n athena fell off his head.


Tinking of u makes me wanna do things
Grab ur boobs, squeeze em lik its mine
Go down on ur inbetween start by givin u a hard head underneath
encircling de already hard clits.
I'll Go down on u till ur hit with de greatest orgasm ecstasy every felt
Babe i won't even let u enjoy de 25seconds peacefully,
I'll kip brushing it,Making it de most rugged
U eva had
I'll Bleep u down, making u grab all de edges in de pleasure world.
Rock on that pussy till u'lle drop
The pinky eye pussy looking at me like its feeling ma pinky head dick
Ull b accelerating in climax Avenue
I'll keep thumping till ur head cnt contain the fast raising pleasures
Ma lips will always brush past urs barely touching it.
Whispering those dirty words of pleasures
My tongue ain't staying put
Gonna be rolling down ur skin
Babe I'll make u beckon me
To be by ur side wen u nurture de emotional misfit ur just encountering
Is gonna be de best thing dat will
Happen to u if u pick me to be de guy in ya life, I'll stand by u through dark n worrisome periods, I'll be there wen ur monthly visitor comes knocking, kissing u slowly as we laugh at de setback he is causing us
Words lack the intensity of pleasure u send to de Vaselinecrew.. I hope they don't kill themself wit self-service tho [color]
I think i should stop here cos a saying goes TELL A MAN TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF AND HE NEVER STOPS TALKING, but mine is TELL ME TO EXPLAIN MHIZKEL MY GIRL AND I NEVER STOP VIBRATING lol.. Just 1 more thing..i love u in a way that words cnt explain, words above are just a tip of de iceberg to wad i feel for U miss

Oh
I'll keep calm n love

Cc Tohpahz
Cc dygeasy
Cc mhizkel

adeh39:
*Blushing*

FriedPlantain:
explain na

Danjuma827:
create yours let's analyse

stephenqueen:
Oga titus your head dey dia

Cc: kingtom

Gurgle:
Nothing I just mean that its clear through all my wooers that im the sweetest dish in town so I deserve that moniker more than you

Hahahaha , Ok Ok

tohpahz:
Bqlekan. Chai.

Jacksparrow0712:
LADYBOSS1
Dearest, my body is simply crazy with wanting u.
I wonder if your body wants mine the way mine wants yours, the kisses, the hotness, the wetness, all melting together, the being held so tight that it hurts, the strangle and the struggle.

I love you, Lala, with all my heart and to know that you love me means my life.
How often I have thought about the immeasurable joy that will be ours some day.
How lucky our children will be to have a mother like you.

Everyone is furious with me for going back to you, but they don’t understand us.
I feel that it is only with you that I can do anything at all.
Do remake my ruined life for me, and then our friendship and love will have a different meaning to the world.

You’ve told me this contest will never change things between us (Wouldn't make you change your mind).
But I can’t, Lala, I can’t just… let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord, couldn’t leave his son to die at the end of “Return of the Jedi”.

You make me feel so safe, Lala. So warm. I want to crawl up inside you.
Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his tauntaun to protect himself from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire.

For you, Lala, I would dive into the Sarlacc Pit of Tatooine and be slowly digested for a thousand years, like the bounty hunter Bobba Fett.

Please, Lala, give you and me a try - or as wise Jedi once said, "Try not...Do, or do not. There is no try." Come on, let’s "do" it.

I am writing these lines to tell you that I cannot live any longer without you.
I worship you always.
I think you are a beauty and the nicest girl I ever saw and I adore.
Oh exquisite Fanny, do not despise me for loving you so well.
I shall be broken-hearted if you said no to me.

I wish this were a movie and we saw each other across a room and fell in love and I killed dragons for you and you fought off evil stepmoms for me.
I wish I was a Disney prince with no doubt about my feelings and you were a Disney princess and that this would all end with us kissing in front of a sunset to an Oscar winning soundtrack.
But life’s not animated, and we don’t have a soundtrack, and nothing’s finished after an hour and a half.

Why does life always colour outside the lines? 3D isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, I’d take a VCR life with you any day.

You know when you go to the pet store and there are haughty self-righteous fish swimming around in the tank, and there’s one dorky sweet looking one in the corner?
Yeah, I know there’s other fish in the sea, but there’s only one of you.
You’re that fish in the corner and I don’t want any other damn fish, I just want you.

Sometimes, wished that you was a robot.
I would open you up, and cross some wires, and flip some switches, and push some buttons, and tighten some screws, until you didn’t act so mechanical. Until you loved me.

I want to find out who you are behind that smile of yours.
I want to push away your hand that’s covering your face, and hold it tight.
I want to run my fingers through your hair, and see the blush creep onto your face.
I want to be there when you spill your feelings, your thoughts, your opinions.

I must confess that every night when I imagine you by my side, i cannot fall asleep for another hour. Too much heaven, too much heaven.

The thing is; you have really nice eyes and I really like looking into them.
And I also like that you smile so sweet when our eyes meet.
But then I look away. Mostly because I’m afraid of disappointment.
I’m scared to break. I’m scared to admit that I’ve not only stumbled, but fallen completely over for you.

Every time I see you, it blindsides me how gorgeous you are.
I wished you had x-ray vision so you could see how hard my heart beats when I’m around you

Baby, Like the late Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream that one day, we will be together and unstoppable.
Please, be my Woman.

Love you with all me heart my Queen Lala

CC Dygeasy and Tohpahz Phikom sleekyshuga







cant keep waiting to be called on. got things to do

Jacksparrow0712:
LADYBOSS1
Dearest, my body is simply crazy with wanting u.
I wonder if your body wants mine the way mine wants yours, the kisses, the hotness, the wetness, all melting together, the being held so tight that it hurts, the strangle and the struggle.

I love you, Lala, with all my heart and to know that you love me means my life.
How often I have thought about the immeasurable joy that will be ours some day.
How lucky our children will be to have a mother like you.

Everyone is furious with me for going back to you, but they don’t understand us.
I feel that it is only with you that I can do anything at all.
Do remake my ruined life for me, and then our friendship and love will have a different meaning to the world.

You’ve told me this contest will never change things between us (Wouldn't make you change your mind).
But I can’t, Lala, I can’t just… let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord, couldn’t leave his son to die at the end of “Return of the Jedi”.

You make me feel so safe, Lala. So warm. I want to crawl up inside you.
Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his tauntaun to protect himself from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire.

For you, Lala, I would dive into the Sarlacc Pit of Tatooine and be slowly digested for a thousand years, like the bounty hunter Bobba Fett.

Please, Lala, give you and me a try - or as wise Jedi once said, "Try not...Do, or do not. There is no try." Come on, let’s "do" it.

I am writing these lines to tell you that I cannot live any longer without you.
I worship you always.
I think you are a beauty and the nicest girl I ever saw and I adore.
Oh exquisite Fanny, do not despise me for loving you so well.
I shall be broken-hearted if you said no to me.

I wish this were a movie and we saw each other across a room and fell in love and I killed dragons for you and you fought off evil stepmoms for me.
I wish I was a Disney prince with no doubt about my feelings and you were a Disney princess and that this would all end with us kissing in front of a sunset to an Oscar winning soundtrack.
But life’s not animated, and we don’t have a soundtrack, and nothing’s finished after an hour and a half.

Why does life always colour outside the lines? 3D isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, I’d take a VCR life with you any day.

You know when you go to the pet store and there are haughty self-righteous fish swimming around in the tank, and there’s one dorky sweet looking one in the corner?
Yeah, I know there’s other fish in the sea, but there’s only one of you.
You’re that fish in the corner and I don’t want any other damn fish, I just want you.

Sometimes, wished that you was a robot.
I would open you up, and cross some wires, and flip some switches, and push some buttons, and tighten some screws, until you didn’t act so mechanical. Until you loved me.

I want to find out who you are behind that smile of yours.
I want to push away your hand that’s covering your face, and hold it tight.
I want to run my fingers through your hair, and see the blush creep onto your face.
I want to be there when you spill your feelings, your thoughts, your opinions.

I must confess that every night when I imagine you by my side, i cannot fall asleep for another hour. Too much heaven, too much heaven.

The thing is; you have really nice eyes and I really like looking into them.
And I also like that you smile so sweet when our eyes meet.
But then I look away. Mostly because I’m afraid of disappointment.
I’m scared to break. I’m scared to admit that I’ve not only stumbled, but fallen completely over for you.

Every time I see you, it blindsides me how gorgeous you are.
I wished you had x-ray vision so you could see how hard my heart beats when I’m around you

Baby, Like the late Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream that one day, we will be together and unstoppable.
Please, be my Woman.

Love you with all me heart my Queen Lala

CC Dygeasy and Tohpahz Phikom sleekyshuga







cant keep waiting to be called on. got things to do

scentmarlc:
Babe no vex for me abeg, I was high on expired youghurt when I sed that

Gurgle:
Nothing I just mean that its clear through all my wooers that im the sweetest dish in town so I deserve that moniker more than you

KingTom:
Ishibaby listen to me let me talk.
***sips alomo***
Baby girl you have captivated my soul as I dey so I no know wetin to talk or do. You dey ban me e dey sweet me, 3 days ban Na I love you, 5 days ban Na I miss you and 10 years Na I want you forever, sweetie pie I don strip myself naketh dey type your lines, your name alone dey induce Vaseline. Ishi make I deactivate your brassiere, boo let me ban your skirt walahi I go lock your thread.
Make e be me Rev. Dr. Tom Aworinde make I climb your mountain suck your nectar make I enter your gate become landlord. Ishi if no be me no be you no be anybody. I don fall for your love and as e dey so I wan make you reply me. Ishilove say you love me, shey you love me. Oya sweetheart if you do then knack me my 3 days ban. I love you baby girl

softapples:
is ur girlfriend a nairalander?

Danjuma827:
yeah my dear