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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by KingTom(m): 8:43pm On Aug 14, 2015
stephenqueen:

Oga titus your head dey dia grin grin

Cc: kingtom grin
oga Titus you too pompousgrin
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by CLeAtHead(m): 8:43pm On Aug 14, 2015
GOOOOAAAAAAAL
Januzaj your head dey there cool
Not like all this stu'pid wooers
Forming Player undecided
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:43pm On Aug 14, 2015
Danjuma827:
ohhh who told you that you are ugly? I am meant to believe you have a fine circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes.indeed you are beautiful.


Lol cheesy av u seen me before?
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:43pm On Aug 14, 2015
Thanks boss
IamLEGEND1:


#Respect
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Gurgle(f): 8:44pm On Aug 14, 2015
softapples:
sweetest dish in town?!!!!! mcheeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't hate, appreciate cool

In fact you go dash me that your own moniker too
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:44pm On Aug 14, 2015
Danjuma827:
why asking?
lol nting, jst tell me her moniker and lemme drop my punchline on her
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agoadiv(m): 8:44pm On Aug 14, 2015
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:44pm On Aug 14, 2015
grin cheesy cheesy grin grin
wordbank:

Omo ds ur chronicle no be hia ooo grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by CLeAtHead(m): 8:44pm On Aug 14, 2015
ISHILO** IS HERE
*CARRIES SLEEPERS AND FLEES* shocked
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Omotayor123(f): 8:45pm On Aug 14, 2015
adeh39:

*Blushing*
Love in Tokyo grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by farano(f): 8:45pm On Aug 14, 2015
Just passing grin

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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Danjuma827(m): 8:45pm On Aug 14, 2015
Ishilove:

So in your mind you are wooing? Is this how men woo in your village?
ladies sha. I know you are wishing all those things he said to come to pass. Hmmm just say " ohh darling let's start" grin grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by chimerase2: 8:45pm On Aug 14, 2015
stephenqueen:
grin grin grin
Mad man where u dey since na undecided
bro i dey jare grin
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:46pm On Aug 14, 2015
Gurgle:

Don't hate, appreciate cool In fact you go dash me that your own moniker too
LOL just kidding though bt hw can we know if we cnt c ur photoe?
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Danjuma827(m): 8:46pm On Aug 14, 2015
Omotayor123:

Love in Tokyo grin
this one is more than love in tokyo
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Omotayor123(f): 8:46pm On Aug 14, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
grin cheesy cheesy grin grin
Na so you love lala reach Nice one up there cheesy
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Gurgle(f): 8:46pm On Aug 14, 2015
softapples:
LOL just kidding though bt hw can we know if we cnt c ur photoe?

Lol don't ask me, ask them hahaha
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Twaci(f): 8:46pm On Aug 14, 2015
Ishilove:
So in your mind you are wooing? Is this how men woo in your village?
Fa fa fa...fowoooo!!!
cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Danjuma827(m): 8:47pm On Aug 14, 2015
softapples:
lol nting, jst tell me her moniker and lemme drop my punchline on her
hmmmm drop am first on ishibaby make I see
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by wordbank(m): 8:47pm On Aug 14, 2015
Oyind17:
Watin you smoke wordbank? can't stop laughing
Na gun powder oo grin
How body
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:47pm On Aug 14, 2015
you never know wink wink cheesy

Thanks kiss
Omotayor123:

Na so you love lala reach Nice one up there cheesy

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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Twaci(f): 8:47pm On Aug 14, 2015
farano:
Just passing grin
Now dat pic cracked me up big time cheesy
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by redgem(f): 8:48pm On Aug 14, 2015
Jacksparrow0712 it was nice but too long
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Omotayor123(f): 8:48pm On Aug 14, 2015
Danjuma827:
this one is more than love in tokyo
You really tried.. cheesy
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by wristbangle: 8:48pm On Aug 14, 2015
DharmyYinks:
[b]Mademoiselle Gurgle


Like the sun unleashes its brightness,
My dilated pupils parted,
Before me stood an elegant princess,
My oeuvre self became hovered,
I was stupefied,
I was daydreaming,
At your vivacious sleekness,
Everyother girls became inferior,
If I were to place u and the other girls in here,
On a juxtaposition,
The result would be devastating,
U're altogether beautiful
Just like a fairy
Your skin sparkles
And your beauty glows
Your pixie dust got me mesmerized
Am intoxicated with for you
Everything about you reeks of perpetual opulence
I'll gladly opt outta my camaraderie
Just to be with you
My love for u is intrincate
It sometimes throws me in a colossal conundrum
If only u knew u have a heart
That beats inside me
They told me I could do anything
If I put my mind to it
Yet no matter how hard I try
I just can't take u off my mind
Darling our love is divine
It keeps spilling out pictures
Of us having late night convo's
Kissing in funny places
I must confess
Cupid really struck that arrow
With ultimate accuracy
because it went through my heart
And left me bleeding for your love and touch
I wish to be your boiled plantain
So that u can salivate
My life with the sweetness in you
My love for you is so sweet
That no Doctor even(mrsphyno)
Can cure ne of this diabetes
My sunshine
Without you in my heart
I will be a blank space
Without any value
Or essence of living.
Will u come fill my heart
Will u be mine and mine alone
because I can't bear sharing you
With the world
I'd rather opt outta life's race
Will you be mine alone??
[/b]

Nice piece. A true poet cool
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by bqlekan(m): 8:48pm On Aug 14, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
you never know wink wink cheesy

Thanks kiss
baba jack, you killed it
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:48pm On Aug 14, 2015
Gurgle:

Lol don't ask me, ask them hahaha
woya send me ur pics through email
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:49pm On Aug 14, 2015
This is lovely kiss kiss
Jacksparrow0712:
LADYBOSS1
Dearest, my body is simply crazy with wanting u.
I wonder if your body wants mine the way mine wants yours, the kisses, the hotness, the wetness, all melting together, the being held so tight that it hurts, the strangle and the struggle.

I love you, Lala, with all my heart and to know that you love me means my life.
How often I have thought about the immeasurable joy that will be ours some day.
How lucky our children will be to have a mother like you.

Everyone is furious with me for going back to you, but they don’t understand us.
I feel that it is only with you that I can do anything at all.
Do remake my ruined life for me, and then our friendship and love will have a different meaning to the world.

You’ve told me this contest will never change things between us (Wouldn't make you change your mind).
But I can’t, Lala, I can’t just… let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord, couldn’t leave his son to die at the end of “Return of the Jedi”.

You make me feel so safe, Lala. So warm. I want to crawl up inside you.
Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his tauntaun to protect himself from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire.

For you, Lala, I would dive into the Sarlacc Pit of Tatooine and be slowly digested for a thousand years, like the bounty hunter Bobba Fett.

Please, Lala, give you and me a try - or as wise Jedi once said, "Try not...Do, or do not. There is no try." Come on, let’s "do" it.

I am writing these lines to tell you that I cannot live any longer without you.
I worship you always.
I think you are a beauty and the nicest girl I ever saw and I adore.
Oh exquisite Fanny, do not despise me for loving you so well.
I shall be broken-hearted if you said no to me.

I wish this were a movie and we saw each other across a room and fell in love and I killed dragons for you and you fought off evil stepmoms for me.
I wish I was a Disney prince with no doubt about my feelings and you were a Disney princess and that this would all end with us kissing in front of a sunset to an Oscar winning soundtrack.
But life’s not animated, and we don’t have a soundtrack, and nothing’s finished after an hour and a half.

Why does life always colour outside the lines? 3D isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, I’d take a VCR life with you any day.

You know when you go to the pet store and there are haughty self-righteous fish swimming around in the tank, and there’s one dorky sweet looking one in the corner?
Yeah, I know there’s other fish in the sea, but there’s only one of you.
You’re that fish in the corner and I don’t want any other damn fish, I just want you.

Sometimes, wished that you was a robot.
I would open you up, and cross some wires, and flip some switches, and push some buttons, and tighten some screws, until you didn’t act so mechanical. Until you loved me.

I want to find out who you are behind that smile of yours.
I want to push away your hand that’s covering your face, and hold it tight.
I want to run my fingers through your hair, and see the blush creep onto your face.
I want to be there when you spill your feelings, your thoughts, your opinions.

I must confess that every night when I imagine you by my side, i cannot fall asleep for another hour. Too much heaven, too much heaven.

The thing is; you have really nice eyes and I really like looking into them.
And I also like that you smile so sweet when our eyes meet.
But then I look away. Mostly because I’m afraid of disappointment.
I’m scared to break. I’m scared to admit that I’ve not only stumbled, but fallen completely over for you.

Every time I see you, it blindsides me how gorgeous you are.
I wished you had x-ray vision so you could see how hard my heart beats when I’m around you

Baby, Like the late Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream that one day, we will be together and unstoppable.
Please, be my Woman.

Love you with all me heart my Queen Lala kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

CC Dygeasy and Tohpahz Phikom sleekyshuga







cant keep waiting to be called on. got things to do

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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Nobody: 8:49pm On Aug 14, 2015
Im sorry dear, its just me pouring 'just lil' of my heart out wink wink
redgem:
Jacksp.arrow0712 it was nice but too long
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by Cherlene(f): 8:49pm On Aug 14, 2015
Speakdatruth:
my beautiful cherlene, we have a date here 2moro, just seeing d slot. since I have no contender, I will try making it a sweet experience 4u. hugs n hugs

Aaawwww,

Cherlene.
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by stephenqueen: 8:49pm On Aug 14, 2015
One guy drop long epistle, for hin mind hin don woo babe. The mumu dey woo guy hin no knw.




I'm just here to laugh grin grin grin grin

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