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#1.You Are too drunk

You’re too drunk to take the subway home… you should just stay over.”

(As you innocently hide his wallet so he can’t grab a cab either. No. I’ve never done this. I swear.)

#2. AM AFRAID

“I feel really uncomfortable walking home by myself? Walk me home, please?”

#3. I LOVE YOU

“I am deeply in love with you, and hoping we will reconcile in the afterglow of this s*xual encounter.”

#4. I NO LONGER LOVE YOU

“I’m totally over you now, so it’s absolutely fine if we have s*x.”

#5. LETS CUD DLE

“Come over and we’ll just cud dle. Adults can just cud dle and it won’t go any further.”

more >>> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/08/shocking-effective-lies-women-tell-when.html

Urm.. Those aren't boobs!

smh

Kk

Cutehector:
Urm.. Those aren't boobs!

You go like boobs scatter

Melahou:
You go like boobs scatter

not really.

1. I am in my period.

2. My stomach is paining me.

Off point comments.